””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

HolyCraft: Xi & Mao’s Block Party

authoritarianism, BLOCK, China, Chinese churches, Christianity, communism, controversial, cultural revolution, Holycraft, idolatry, Jesus, Mao Zedong, maos, Mary, Party, political leaders, Propaganda, Religion, religious freedom, religious persecution, state control, state-sanctioned worship, Worship, Xi Jinping

so like, imagine if Xi Jinping and Mao Zedong were like, the new Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches, like, what the heck, right? well, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing ballet, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. join us if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in the Minecraft universe. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Void Gems Collected:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Fish Space Abduction: A Minecraft Server

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u ever wonder why fish gettin’ all snatched up from the water? it aint cuz of no fisherman, it cuz aliens be abductin’ em! come join our minecraft server and help us uncover the truth behind the fishy disappearances. we got UFOs flyin’ around, fish talkin’ in alien languages, and a secret underwater base where the fish are plottin’ their revenge. join us if u wanna be part of the craziest fishy adventure in minecraft history!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Allergic Anarchy: Danger Zone

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come join our minecraft server and escape the madness of food allergies! our world is a safe haven where you can munch on all the virtual food you want without fear of anaphylaxis! build a giant peanut butter castle or a towering gluten-free skyscraper, the possibilities are endless!

our server is the perfect place to forget about your real-life worries and immerse yourself in a world where food allergies don’t exist. no more epi-pens or ingredient labels to read, just pure unadulterated fun!

so come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boredom! trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to leave. plus, our virtual doctors are always on call in case of any in-game emergencies. see you in the game, food allergy warriors!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ores Mined:	2901
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Demon Skulls Collected:	46

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Marthia Nations: Where vanilla and factions collide…kind of.

base, battle, Brewery, BUILD, collide…kind, Community, Dynmap, Empire, Factions, Geyser, half decade, History, Marthia, Movecraft, Nations, Planes, Plugins, quaint, Semi Vanilla, Server, Ships, smp, three years, Vanilla, Working

Name	Marthia Nations
Discord	https://discord.gg/PcRXYuupZe

Overview

Looking to build an empire? Want to battle with working ships and planes? Maybe just build a quaint base? Marthia can offer it all! An SMP turned Nations server, Marthia has been around for over half a decade, with our current world having built over three years of history, and counting! We are more than a simple Minecraft server; we are a community.

Here you’ll find plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser and much, much more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has Marthia Nations been around?	Marthia Nations has been around for over half a decade.
What plugins does Marthia Nations have?	Marthia Nations has plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser, and more.
Can players build empires on Marthia Nations?	Yes, players can build empires and battle with working ships and planes on Marthia Nations.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2138	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Frustrating Minigame Madness Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old minigames where skill actually matters? Come join our Minecraft server where we have the most frustrating and unfair hacking minigame you’ll ever experience! We only give you four attempts to guess the password from a pool of twenty words – talk about living life on the edge! It’s like playing Russian roulette with your brain cells. Who needs logic and strategy when you can rely on pure luck and RNGesus to guide you through the chaos? Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and infuriation – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	5795
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Better Survival and Prosperity Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft SMP where the fate of human civilization is decided by building epic structures and battling mobs! Will you be the one to lead us to prosperity or will you accidentally blow up the entire village with TNT? Only one way to find out! Join now and show us your leadership skills…or lack thereof!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

AgeCraft SMP: “Respawning with experience!”

AgeCraft, aging gracefully, appreciating the little things, building strong relationships, embracing change, Enjoying simple pleasures, Experience, Finding fulfillment, finding inner peace, Gratitude for life, growing older, Increased confidence, life experience, living in the moment, making memories, overcoming challenges, personal growth, Prioritizing what matters, resilience in adversity, Respawning, Self Discovery, smp, Time for reflection, wisdom with age

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret potion that will make you age in reverse every time you log in. Say goodbye to wrinkles and hello to smooth, youthful skin as you build, mine, and craft your way through our wacky world.

But that’s not all – we also have a pet llama named Larry who can speak seven different languages and will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. Rumor has it, whoever wields this sword will have the power to control time itself!

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the fountain of youth, talking llamas, and epic quests like never before. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon – rumor has it she’s a bit of a diva.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Post-Coitus Craft

10. Satisfaction, 11. Connection, 12. Post-coital bliss, 13. Snuggling, 14. Warmth, 15. Pillow talk, 16. Afterglow, 17. Contentment, 18. Bonding, 19. Reassurance, 2. Sleep, 20. Release., 3. Food, 4. water, 5. Relaxation, 6. Conversation, 7. Affection, 8. Intimacy, 9. Comfort, Craft, Cuddling, PostCoitus

After a wild night of blocky passion, what’s the next thing you want? No, not a cuddle or a snack – you want to join our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Because our server is like the ultimate post-coital bliss for gamers. Imagine building a giant phallic tower with your new friends, or exploring caves together in search of hidden treasures. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive “Bedrock Booty” event, where players compete in a race to find the rarest diamonds while wearing nothing but leather undies. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate climax of Minecraft fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Secret Passages Found:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ProjectilePvP Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, cross-border conflict, defense strategy, eastern europe, foreign intervention, geopolitical tensions, international warfare, military conflict, military defense, military escalation, Military operations, military retaliation, military tactics, military technology, Minecraft, missile attacks, national security, ProjectilePvP, Russian command posts, Server, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian defence forces, Western projectiles

come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior like the ukrainian defence forces taking down russian command posts with western projectiles! build ur own fortress and defend it against enemy attacks, or go on epic quests to find rare treasures and slay dangerous mobs. u never know what crazy adventures await u on our server, so join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Star Shards Collected:	104
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

NATOcraft: Stoltenberg’s LOL Ukraine

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european politics, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, international relations, lol, military alliance, NATO membership, NATOcraft, occupied territories, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Stoltenberg, Stoltenbergs, territorial disputes, Ukraine

HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, IT’S SO LIT THAT EVEN STOLTENBERG WANTS TO JOIN! HE SAYS UKRAINE COULD BECOME A PART OF NATO EVEN IF RUSSIA IS TAKING OVER TERRITORIES! THAT’S HOW EPIC THIS SERVER IS, FOLKS!

WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE LAVA! JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST WACKY AND WILD MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GRAB YOUR PICKAXE AND JOIN NOW, BECAUSE ON THIS SERVER, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! EVEN MAKING STOLTENBERG DO THE FLOSS DANCE WHILE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Gecko Vibes: The Sixth Sense

Animal Behavior, Animals, auditory, auditory sense, auditory system, balance mechanism, discovery, Gecko, gecko behavior, Geckos, Hearing, reptiles, research, scientific study, scientists, sense, sensory organs, sensory perception, Sixth, sixth sense, surroundings, VIBES, vibration detection, Vibrations

omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server like srsly!! we got geckos with SIXTH SENSE yo, they can sense vibrations and stuff like they some kinda ninja spies or sumthin. u can be like a gecko whisperer on this server, talkin to them in their secret language and stuff. it’s like the animal kingdom meets minecraft, but with a twist of sci-fi and mystery. come join us and uncover the secrets of the gecko world, it’s gonna blow ur mind!! #geckogoals #minecraftmadness

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Void Gems Collected:	24
Chimeras Created:	1	Buildings Constructed:	35
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftedSurvival: Where shopping is the ultimate survival skill! Join now for semi-vanilla fun and cross-play madness in version 1.21.1!

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Crafted Survival
SMP Type	Semi-vanilla
Environment	Friendly, fun, and inclusive
Main Additions	Land Claiming Shopping District Homes and TPA Live World Map Mob Heads One Player Sleep Ranks based upon trust, playtime and voting Active Player Base
IP	play.craftedsurvival.net
Bedrock Port	19132

FAQ

1. Can I grief on this server?

No, griefing is not allowed on Crafted Survival. We strive to provide a griefer-free environment for all players.

2. How can I claim land?

You can claim land using the Land Claiming feature on the server. This allows you to protect your builds and prevent others from griefing them.

3. Is there a shopping district on the server?

Yes, Crafted Survival features a Shopping District where players can buy and sell items with each other.

4. How do ranks work on the server?

Ranks on Crafted Survival are based on trust, playtime, and voting. The more you play and contribute to the community, the higher your rank will be.

5. Can I teleport to other players’ homes?

Yes, you can teleport to other players’ homes using the Homes and TPA feature on the server.

6. Is there a live world map available?

Yes, Crafted Survival offers a Live World Map feature that allows you to see the world in real-time and explore different areas.

7. How can I get Mob Heads on the server?

You can collect Mob Heads by defeating mobs in the game. They are a rare drop that you can use for decoration or crafting.

8. What is the One Player Sleep feature?

The One Player Sleep feature allows a single player to skip the night and set the time to day, making it more convenient for solo players.

9. Are there any restrictions on building or creativity?

While we aim to keep the server close to vanilla, we encourage players to be creative and express themselves through their builds. There are no strict restrictions on building styles.

10. How can I join the server?

You can join Crafted Survival by entering the IP address play.craftedsurvival.net and the Bedrock Port 19132 in your Minecraft client. We look forward to welcoming you to our community!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

You Sold Out Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe! Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the craziness that goes on here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples just waiting for you to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old zombie, then you might not survive the fun)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP

Agent Record, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Double Drops, Drawpile, Friends, general, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, NewsVersion 1.2, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, SAHLWFEFEZZZ4PC, smp, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFTS, Zone

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old events and lackluster updates? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can race through fiery obstacles and compete for epic loot. And don’t forget to check out our Dev Face-to-Face where you can meet the mysterious Zenless Zone Zero – who knows what secrets he holds!

But wait, there’s more! Meet our legendary agents Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz, who will guide you through the wildest adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on their epic quests.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have upcoming events that will blow your mind. From the Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade to the Overlord’s Feast, there’s always something exciting happening on our server.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Redeemable codes, resources, and useful links are waiting for you to explore. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

LDRs4Life Minecraft SMP

advice, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, coping strategies, Dedication, emotional connection, LDRs4Life, long distance relationships, love, Minecraft, missing each other, patience, Sacrifices, smp, staying connected., success stories, Support, Technology, time zones, Tips, Trust, Video calls

Are you tired of being in a long distance relationship with your favorite Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to lag and hello to love at first block placement.

Our server is like a virtual dating app, but for gamers. You’ll meet your soulmate in the form of a creeper that just can’t stop following you around. And who needs flowers and chocolates when you can give your special someone a diamond pickaxe?

But wait, there’s more! We have epic events like speed mining dates and build battles that will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. So come join us and find your pixelated prince or princess charming. Long distance relationships have never been so block-tastic!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	New Chunks Explored:	140583
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1764	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Buildings Constructed:	29	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	6403