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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 6366 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Magic Crystals Found: | 15 |
Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 23 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?
So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!