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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4403
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mines Excavated:	3547
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience unlike any other! Join us for the chance to participate in our exclusive “Gender Reassignment Program” where players can transform into empowered women by removing their virtual cock and balls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2742
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1723
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	425
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Love Letters Sent:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	791
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3158
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Buildings Constructed:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

mc.hypixel.net

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8098
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

2b2t.org

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8118
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Animals Bred:	38	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
New Chunks Explored:	404447	Epic Shields Constructed:	27

play.minecassia.net

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6768
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	938	Endless Night Skies:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Towns Built:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Ores Mined:	8029

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

play.dynamichost.online

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8633
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	New Chunks Explored:	263815
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

play.terratrove.net

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2783
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

towny.tiltedtavern.net

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2099
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Animals Bred:	42	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

mc.blurcraft.com

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8535
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mines Excavated:	2848
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

ArksMC.net

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dimension Hops:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Animals Bred:	183
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

AuriaNetwork.pt:25567

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6609
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
New Chunks Explored:	700034	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

terramedia.club

uncovery minecraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	454
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

uncovery.me