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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 524 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 14 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 36 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?
So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!