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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9544
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1

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Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	771
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Divine Spears Created:	24	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

bjorheimr.com

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	318
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1872	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Buildings Constructed:	24
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

digicraft.network

Survival Manos

Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9454
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

play.manos.pt

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4019
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Ores Mined:	930	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mines Excavated:	3527
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

play-asgardsmp.apexmc.co:25900

Minemu

Cross-Play

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2224
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Void Gems Collected:	37	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

minemu.net

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7942
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	450
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Emeralds Found:	962
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6374
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	691
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

voxelmc.xyz

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2500
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

play.MoonLandingMC.com

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5886
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Runes Activated:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

play.lucentpvp.net

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5746
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mines Excavated:	2134
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

play.thearmada.gg

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3458
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Potions Brewed:	175
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

slmc.vpsnode.org

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6164
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
New Chunks Explored:	768094	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

play.hauntedmansion.us

Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5169
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Dimension Hops:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

45.159.6.92:26380

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9053
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	300
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Void Gems Collected:	33
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

mc.xironite.org

Timeless

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5589
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	25
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

timeless.serverminer.com

NeoUni

Creative, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6785
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Votes:	7460	Rainbows Spotted:	5

【Thank you for coming!!】 This is a Japanese Server. When you connect to the server, you will be logged in to the Lobby server. From there you can connect to survival, creative and PvP servers.【Rules : Do Not】・Annoying acts such as destruction, theft of items, and spam. ・Solicitation to other servers not related to Neo-Universe Server. ・Acts such as live broadcasting and video uploading without the permission of the operator. ・Load attack on servers such as DoS and DDoS. ・Other acts that hinder server operation.If you do not follow the rules, you will be banned without warning.【Youtube channel】https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaG0c1OSvFuCVoag99Fq22Q

mc.neo-universe.games