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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4918
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience unlike any other! Join us for the chance to participate in our exclusive “Gender Reassignment Program” where players can transform into empowered women by removing their virtual cock and balls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5025
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Villages Defended:	10
Potions Brewed:	139	Endless Night Skies:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ores Mined:	8808
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

greenmc.fun:19132

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9297
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	2649	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

play.mysticland.site

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	220
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Farms Harvested:	856
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

rearth.xyz

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1724
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Crops Grown:	1333
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Buildings Constructed:	36
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Star Shards Collected:	115	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

game.mc-bananacraft.net

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3519
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2527
Astral Projections Made:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

minexd.mcserver.us

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7778
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7167	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Towns Built:	6

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

eu3.skyvillage.vip:17527

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1522
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magic Items Found:	8904	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

51.81.146.160

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6850
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ores Mined:	5441
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dimension Hops:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

play.pea-mc.com

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3738
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Buildings Constructed:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

olympusmc.pro

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2974
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	436	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Towns Built:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

mc.villagecraft-server.com

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	965
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Zombie Dances:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

cobblehaven.com

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2891
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Runes Activated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

mcs.mccaverns.com

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2218
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

mc.pandacraft.cc

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9079
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Void Gems Collected:	23
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Potions Brewed:	21	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

play.RenatusNetwork.com

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3848
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	785094	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

46.243.169.234