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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 4857 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Crops Grown: | 3166 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?
So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!