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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 3857 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Emeralds Found: | 2918 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 41 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?
So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!