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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7948
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience unlike any other! Join us for the chance to participate in our exclusive “Gender Reassignment Program” where players can transform into empowered women by removing their virtual cock and balls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

MiniTrixter

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9439
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Awesome teams! join now!

198.20.126.203

The Nova

Mini Games, Parkour, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7585
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2545	Potions Brewed:	23

The Nova is a fun minigame server that offers a good experience for every type of player. Whether you like PvP, parkour or just hanging out with friends: we’ll make you comfortable. Owned by the YouTubers GameplayerHD and ExplodingTNT, there’s always something fun going on.

We have a wide variety of minigames to offer, including: HUNGER GAMES ?: Buy fun kits and fight to death in amazing arenas. Exciting battles are easy to find, but danger is everywhere. Will you be the victor? – – – – PARKOUR ?: Play custom made parkour maps and unlock new packs of maps. The more you play, the more fun! Compete with others and jump sky high in our custom Parkour minigame. – – – – SKY WARS ?: Survive on your SkyBlock island, without forgetting that there are others nearby ready to hunt you down. It’s a race against the clock: who gets the win? Buy kits assist you and become worthy of your skyblock island!

On every minigame, you can earn coins. We have a global economy, meaning you can spend these coins on any minigame you’d like! You can win coins on Parkour and spend them in Hunger Games. It’s all up to you!

And we’ve just started. We’re constantly adding new things and new gamemodes and features are being coded behind the scenes as we speak. Join regularly to check what’s new!

mc.thenova.net

ChaoticPrison

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2981
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34
Falling into the Void:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Buildings Constructed:	39	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

ChaoticPrison Minecraft Server was founded in 2013 when the Prison gamemode was at its peak. With over 1,000,000 joins over the last 10 year, we are proud of the success we achieved all based around this community game. Now today, in 2022, we offer tons of features, while maintaining the heart of chaotic’s gameplay our players know and love.

Join our Community today! IP: chaoticprison.org

play.chaoticprison.org

Acid Mines

Creative, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9741
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Emeralds Found:	1968
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

The Acid Mines server was founded in February 2011. Hosted in Sydney, Australia.

24/7 Survival server.

http://youtu.be/ku1TPt8HDko https://youtu.be/o1OgLJUseZA

Skills and levelling system. Create your own protections. Trading Cards! Custom SkyBlock

mc.acidmines.com

Los Juegos del Hambre Oficiales (ESP)

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9698
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

The Hunger Games

JuegosDelHambre.DeadPlayers.Es

Waffles Gaming

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5533
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Players Killed by Monsters:	8447	Ores Mined:	931
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Welcome everyone, Today is the day we open up our Pixelmon server that was under development thanks to the developers and all the hard working staff who put effort on making this possible, so today come and enjoy the Pixelmon Launch Please join our TS3 Server at WG.TS3DNS.COM. Remember, if you have any question or concern, visit us on teamspeak 3 as well as if you want instructions on how to install/Play. Enjoy your day!!

64.31.51.231

PilzBros

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3492
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Emeralds Found:	8439
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Votes:	8185	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	11

PilzBros

play.pilzbros.com:25643

Middlemonsters MoonQuest

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	591
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3375
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

This is a friendly but still competitive race to Space using the same modpack as the Yogscast.

216.172.101.147

jazziebots

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	508
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Votes:	8624
Dimension Hops:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

factions server in progress

198.143.140.229

FrangaCraft SLO/EN

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7668
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	28
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mines Excavated:	2921
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Cool Minecraft server with lots of game types and minigames like Faction PvP, Creative plots, EnderGames, parkour, Hunger Games and a lot more to come!

mc.franga2000.com

8 Bit Minecraft

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7605
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5

The people at 8-Bit Minecraft are looking for new people to join their vanilla server. The server is ran by Graffmaster and has been up for around a year. Everything we do is completely vanilla. If you would like to join it is simple. Just fill out the form below and send it to [email protected]. The form lets us know what type of person you are and if you will fit in nicely. When you apply please make sure you put down and a skype name and make sure you are over 14 years old. In Game Name: Skype Name: Age: Why would you like to join 8-Bit Minecraft?: What was the last server you played on?: When did you get minecraft?: How many times a week do you play Minecraft?: Would you ever be interested in donating to better the server?:

172.245.31.104

Hollandcraft

Creative, Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3465
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	802788	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Towns Built:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	165
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Build an imposing palace or keep a simple farm? Why choose? Be a Redstone engineer or dominate the Skyblock rankings? Why choose? Hollandcraft has more than enough to offer to satisfy all your Minecraft needs! With an active community, high-quality servers and active staff, we guarantee the best playing experience!

We offer our players: – Creative – Survival – Skyblock – Factions (Soon)

Join now at play.hollandcraft.com

play.hollandcraft.com

TheParkMC

PvP

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8993
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Crops Grown:	4810	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Home of UHC Games! Love UHC? Love Survival games? Then this server is perfect for you! Come and try it out now. You won’t be disappointed.

hub.theparkmc.com

PPMC – NEW

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2710
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

PPMC is an advanced custom Pixelmon 5.1.2 Team based survival experience. Featuring, Shiny starters, integrated teams feature, claiming, weekly official tournaments, friendly staff, voting rewards.

Pixelmon teams feature a leader, a co-leader, and an ace.You can rank up by completely tasks in game such as leveling up your mining skills, catching certain Pokemon, or even defeating players from other teams.

Team Magma members use fire, ground, rock, and steel types. Team Aqua has bug, grass, ice, and of course, water. Team Galactic has dark, ghost, dragon, and poison. Team Rocket has normal, electric, flying, and psychic

mc.playpixelmon.org

Tragic Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8672
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Love Letters Sent:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dimension Hops:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Tragic Survival is a 100%, 24/7 survival server with NO PVP! We have Factions (grief proofing only), McMMO, Essentials and MUCH more! We have been running Tragic Survival for 3 years now, with our entire staff being 21+ years old, very mature and highly experienced. Visit our server at tragicsurvival.servegame.com or www.tragicsurvival.com for more info!

mc.tragicsurvival.com