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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 4838 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Animals Bred: | 177 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6630 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?
So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!