Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure in a Minecraft server like no other? Join us on our server where Yoshitpiss, the legendary game designer from Square Enix, has created a world that will blow your mind!

After being unjustly fired from his job at Square Enix, Yoshitpiss decided to take matters into his own hands and create a Minecraft server that would rival even the most epic Final Fantasy games. With his creative genius and passion for storytelling, he has crafted a world filled with mystery, magic, and mayhem.

Join us on this server and experience the thrill of battling dragons, exploring ancient ruins, and uncovering hidden treasures. But be warned, Yoshitpiss’s creative vision is not for the faint of heart. You never know what crazy adventure or bizarre character you might encounter next!

So why wait? Join our server today and become a part of the wildest Minecraft community around. Who needs Final Fantasy when you have Yoshitpiss’s Minecraft masterpiece waiting for you? Let the madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Animals Bred: 88
Herobrine Sightings: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 12

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

    Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

    Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 237 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

    DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

    So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • WeddingCraftUber

    WeddingCraftUber
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

    Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

    Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

    So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Falling into the Void: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

    UnhealthyEatsMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Dimension Hops: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • CreeperConfessions

    CreeperConfessions
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Runes Activated: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

    OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia
    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Villages Defended: 14 Potions Brewed: 127
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

    Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek
    come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Gods Slained: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 104 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

    Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

    Planet SMP Server Overview

    Server Type Adventure
    Goal Unlock planets using in-game currency
    Features Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
    Discord discord.gg/planetsmp
    Store Planet SMP | Home
    Server IP play.planetsmp.net

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I unlock planets? Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
    Are there cosmetics available? Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
    Can I join the community Discord? Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
    Is real money involved in unlocking planets? No, only in-game currency is used

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Guideless Minecraft Server

    Guideless Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

    2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

    3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

    4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 6137 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Animals Bred: 60
    Star Shards Collected: 137 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

    Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

    We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

    So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Zombie Dances: 9
    Mythical Quests Completed: 19 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • BabyCraftLand

    BabyCraftLand
    Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

    Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

    But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

    So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Awkwardly Normal

    Awkwardly Normal
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

    Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

    So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • HezbollahHaterCraft

    HezbollahHaterCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Villages Defended: 20 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

    AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

    Minecraft Server Information

    IP Address mc.aus.gg
    Server Location Sydney, Australia
    Discord invite link Discord Invite Link
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    Overview

    The AussieSMP is a Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all players. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with added quality of life features.

    Features

    • The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
    • Minimal modifications to Vanilla game mechanics
    • Player-created shops for trading
    • Teleport commands for easy navigation
    • Land-claiming system for player protection
    • Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
    • Part of a growing network with additional server options

    Rules

    1. Don’t be a dick
    2. No griefing
    3. No spamming
    4. Be respectful
    5. Don’t swear excessively
    6. No hacking or exploits
    7. No ban evasion
    8. Don’t be the reason for new rules
    9. Use common sense

    FAQ

    Q: Can anyone join the AussieSMP server?

    A: The server is whitelisted and application-based, so interested players need to apply using the provided link.

    Q: Are there any modified game mechanics on the server?

    A: The server aims to keep modifications to Vanilla game mechanics to a minimum.

    Q: Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

    A: Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land for protection.

    Q: How many worlds are available on the server?

    A: The server consists of multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.

    Q: Are there additional server options in the network?

    A: Yes, the server is part of a growing network with a creative server and other features.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Weird Trade Minecraft Server

    Weird Trade Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Pokemon trades? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the trades are out of this world! We once had a player trade a shiny Groudon with perfect IVs named P0RNHUB.COM – now that’s a Pokemon you won’t find in any Pokedex! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy trades, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might just end up with a legendary Pokemon named after your favorite website! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 45
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 159
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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