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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 4468 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
Enchantments Applied: | 153 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!
2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!
3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.
4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!