Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!

2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.

4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Buildings Constructed: 36
Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Steamy Pixel Minecraft Server

    Steamy Pixel Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old digital distribution platforms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Back in the 2000s, people were throwing parties in honor of Steam and digital distribution, but now, after 20 years, they’re all crying about it like a bunch of babies. But fear not, on our server, we embrace the chaos and madness that comes with digital distribution. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Who needs Steam when you have us? Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft mayhem!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 31 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Daily Gunsmith Cats Minecraft SMP

    Daily Gunsmith Cats Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft SMP set in 90’s Chicago. Why Chicago, you ask? Because why not!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re transported back in time to the mean streets of Chicago. You’ll have to navigate through gang wars, dodge drive-by shootings, and maybe even run into Al Capone himself. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

    Join us for a chance to build your own speakeasy, trade with bootleggers, and maybe even become the next big mob boss. Who needs diamonds when you can have Tommy guns and fedoras?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride through 90’s Chicago. Just watch out for the cops, they’re not too keen on players breaking the law…or blowing up buildings. Trust me, I learned that the hard way.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Towns Built: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 50
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 263 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Zombie Dances: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 11

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • NoQuitMC – Keep Playing, No Rage Quitting!

    NoQuitMC – Keep Playing, No Rage Quitting!
    Join our Minecraft server where we teach important life lessons about perseverance and commitment! Just like Ethan’s soccer team, our server is intense and challenging, but in a fun way!

    We have crazy coaches who will push you to your limits and teammates who will rely on you to see things through. If you think you have what it takes to survive our intense practices and challenges, then join us and prove your dedication!

    Don’t be like Ethan, who wanted to quit when the going got tough. Stick with us and show the world that you have what it takes to be a true Minecraft champion! Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even make some lifelong friends along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Towns Built: 10 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • RegretNoTeenYears – Minecraft SMP

    RegretNoTeenYears – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

    Join us if you regret not joining a circus in your teenage years because our server is basically a circus on steroids. We have players riding pigs through flaming hoops, juggling creepers like pros, and taming wild ocelots to perform tricks. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure!

    And if you regret not becoming a secret agent in your teenage years, then our server is the perfect place for you. We have secret missions, spy gadgets, and even a top-secret underground base where players can plot world domination. Who needs a boring office job when you can be a Minecraft secret agent?

    So come join us on our server and live out all your wildest teenage dreams (and regrets) in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • NoDiamondsNoDating

    NoDiamondsNoDating
    Are you tired of dating players who can’t even mine a diamond without crying for help? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is filled with pro players who can build a castle in their sleep! Plus, we have a strict “no diamond, no date” policy so you know you’ll be surrounded by only the best of the best. Join us now and find your Minecraft soulmate who can craft a love potion just for you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Chimeras Created: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 129 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • CraftyDiplomacy Minecraft Server

    CraftyDiplomacy Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server, where we got more drama than iran and israel combined! we got missiles flying everywhere and urgent diplomacy happening left and right. you never know what crazy shenanigans will go down next in our server. join now for a wild ride that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 36 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • NukeCraftUS2021

    NukeCraftUS2021
    so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, just like how the US thinks Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon yet, you won’t believe the crazy stuff happening on this server!

    we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes!

    join us if you want to ride on a llama through a rainbow-filled wonderland, battle against evil villagers who are actually secretly plotting to take over the world with their army of chickens, and uncover hidden treasures in the depths of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Steve.

    oh, and did we mention that our admin is a wizard who can turn your pickaxe into a magic wand that shoots fireballs? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

    so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, just like how the US still believes Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Falling into the Void: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Pond Dwellers vs River Ignorers

    Pond Dwellers vs River Ignorers
    come join our epic minecraft server where the pond is the new hot tub and the river is just there for show. why waste time swimming in a boring old river when you can splash around in our luxurious pond? trust us, the fish are friendly and the algae adds a nice exfoliating touch to your skin. join us now and experience the ultimate pond party!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44
    Animals Bred: 163 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 35 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Undead Armies Raised: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • SkyliteMC Network

    SkyliteMC Network

    SkyLiteMC Network Season 1 is beginning on Friday, October 4th at 5pm EST.

    Our gamemodes currently are Skyblock and Factions. We also have an Event server and are hosting regularly events. Join our Factions server to become the richest faction and take down others. Join our Skyblock server to build your island up with your friends and become the richest island. Our first event will be at 8pm EST (3 hours after release) and will have constant events after that.

    Season 1 begins on October 4th at 5pm EST until January 1st where the server will be updated to Season 2. We will post mid-season updates on our discord server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6560 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • SoftSlayer: The Fluffy Place for Minecraft Fun! Join now for fluff-tastic adventure!

    SoftSlayer: The Fluffy Place for Minecraft Fun! Join now for fluff-tastic adventure!

    SoftSlayer Minecraft Server

    Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

    ip: softslayer.com

    discord link!

    About Us

    Server Type Semi-Vanilla Survival
    Established June 2011
    Players Online 15-35 average

    Features

    • Player-run shops on SoftSlayer Market
    • Build Contests with rewards
    • Resource world with new features
    • Custom PvP arena in Death Valley
    • Library of player-written books
    • Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events

    Rules

    No griefing, stealing, cheating, or harassing others. Our goal is to host a chill environment for players to relax.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join SoftSlayer? Apply in our Discord server. The application is simple and helps us gauge if you’d be a good fit.
    Is there a whitelist? Yes, we rely on a whitelist to keep builds grief-free.
    Are there map resets? No, the map has been live since June 2023.
    Can I create player-run shops? Yes, we have the SoftSlayer Market for that purpose.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Evil Lairs Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Oh Look Minecraft Server

    Oh Look Minecraft Server
    Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Jews are talking about it! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a secret treasure hidden by ancient Jewish warriors (or so the legends say). Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see what all the hype is about!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • His Seal team Sixx? Minecraft SMP

    His Seal team Sixx? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join now and become part of the elite Seal team Sixx, where we take on missions to rescue villagers from zombie attacks, raid the Ender Dragon’s lair, and even battle giant mutant creepers!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs! Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on epic adventures, make new friends, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the Diamond Chicken! Trust us, you won’t find a more exciting Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 1638 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Divine Spears Created: 24
    Ores Mined: 9170 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • MilCraft Server: NoNameNecessary

    MilCraft Server: NoNameNecessary
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and family dynamics are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story.

    Looking for a server where you can name your child after your deceased MIL, despite objections from your dysfunctional family? Look no further! We support your right to choose a unique and meaningful name for your future offspring, even if it means causing a stir among your relatives.

    Immerse yourself in a world where naming conventions are thrown out the window and candle-related threats are a common occurrence. Will you be able to navigate the delicate situation of family drama while also building the ultimate Minecraft empire? Only time will tell.

    So come on in and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument with your virtual grandparents over baby names. It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2460 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 1204
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • OverpackedWifeAirportDrama

    OverpackedWifeAirportDrama
    Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you stranded like this guy’s wife at the airport? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and epic battles.

    Reasons to join: 1. We won’t charge you extra for overweight baggage, in fact, bring all the loot you want! 2. No need to argue with stubborn players, we promote teamwork and compromise. 3. You won’t miss your flight because we make sure everyone boards the Minecraft plane together. 4. Our server is so fun, you’ll never want to leave – unlike this guy’s wife who got left behind.

    So come join us for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • VibeKillerMC SMP

    VibeKillerMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere (literally)!

    We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, and only the bravest players can stop them! And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of dancing creepers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of insanity!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Mines Excavated: 4968
    Towns Built: 9 Gods Slained: 0
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 332 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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