Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!

2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.

4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
Mines Excavated: 1122 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • CompCraft: Where Creepers Pay Rent and Endermen Help with Taxes

    CompCraft: Where Creepers Pay Rent and Endermen Help with Taxes

    CompCraft Server Overview

    Description
    CompCraft is a unique economy survival server where players earn money by various activities like farming, mining, looting, and gathering items to sell at trader booths. Players can also build bases, explore custom dungeons in the overworld, and excavate fossils. Other features include fighting bandits, PvP, PvE, and grief prevention.
    Our Community is very friendly and loves to help new players!

    Server IP

    Java: play.compcraft.org | Bedrock: play.compcraft.org:25588

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I earn money on the server? You can earn money by farming, mining, looting, and gathering items to sell at trader booths.
    What can I do on the server? You can build bases, explore custom dungeons, excavate fossils, fight bandits, engage in PvP and PvE, and use grief prevention.
    Is the community friendly? Yes, our community is very friendly and loves to help new players!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 133
    Alien Abductions: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • SushiCraft Minecraft Server

    SushiCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you a fan of building pixelated pyramids and crafting virtual falafel? Then boy, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us on our server where you can roam the virtual desert, ride camels made of blocks, and battle zombie pharaohs in the Temple of Doom! Our community is filled with fellow Israel enthusiasts who love to trade virtual hummus and compete in epic building competitions. So come on down and join the fun – because on this server, the only thing hotter than the desert sun is the fiery passion for Israel!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Pochettino Era Minecraft SMP

    Pochettino Era Minecraft SMP
    Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure in the land of blocky madness? Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the epic rise of the Pochettino era tomorrow!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated wonders. Rumor has it that they once built a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of rainbow-colored sheep!

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a group of explosive green creatures.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and be a part of the Pochettino era tomorrow. Who knows what crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world of blocks and mayhem!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Void Gems Collected: 39
    Farms Harvested: 711 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Towns Built: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • MilkyMayhem Minecraft Server

    MilkyMayhem Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any raw milk in sight! We’ve banned it completely because we care about your health and safety. No more worrying about salmonella or E. coli here!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without the fear of accidentally drinking something that’s “not for human consumption”. Our server is a raw milk-free zone, so you can focus on crafting, mining, and exploring without any dairy drama.

    Don’t let raw milk ruin your Minecraft experience – join us today and say goodbye to bacteria-filled beverages. Your virtual health is our top priority, so come on over and let’s build a raw milk-free paradise together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Magic Items Found: 8138 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • WeddingDramaCraft

    WeddingDramaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a potion gone wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stepmoms, confederate flag ball caps, and wedding dress showdowns!

    Looking for a place to escape the chaos of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun. Who needs therapy when you can battle it out in a virtual world filled with blocky adventures and pixelated drama?

    Create your own unique avatar and explore our vast world, where you can build your dream wedding venue without any interference from stepmoms in sweatpants. Want your biological parents to walk you down the aisle? No problem! Just watch out for any objections from NPCs who think they know better than you.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual showdown with a stepmom who’s determined to make your virtual life as chaotic as your real one. It’s all fun and games until someone tries to get you arrested for standing up to them…in Minecraft, of course!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Emeralds Found: 9215 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 33
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • AgingLikeFineWine

    AgingLikeFineWine
    Who’s a famous person that became more attractive with age? Well, just like how diamonds get shinier over time, our Minecraft server has only gotten better with age! Join us and witness the legendary transformation of our server from a humble blocky world to a majestic kingdom filled with epic builds and crazy adventures.

    We’ve got secret dungeons with treasure chests full of diamonds, dragons that you can ride into battle, and even a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy (yes, you can actually eat the blocks!). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive Golden Sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So why join our server? Because just like a fine wine or George Clooney, we only get better with age. Come see for yourself and prepare to be amazed by the wonders that await you in our Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • UNPeacekeeperPVP Minecraft Server

    UNPeacekeeperPVP Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join because, like, we have UN peacekeepers in Lebanon shooting at each other for fun! it’s, like, a total blast, bro. you’ll never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe the UN peacekeepers will start a dance party or something. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta see it for yourself. join now and be part of the madness, dude. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Enchantments Applied: 146
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • CraftyPutin’sDownfall

    CraftyPutin’sDownfall
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can uncover the mystery of russia’s secret weapon that got downed in ukraine. we got secret tunnels, hidden treasure, and even a talking cow named boris who knows all the secrets.

    if you join now, you can ride a flying pig and battle a giant chicken boss for the chance to win a diamond-encrusted pickaxe. plus, our staff is made up of real-life wizards who can grant you wishes and turn your enemies into harmless bunnies.

    so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to uncover the truth behind russia’s secret weapon!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Epic Quests Completed: 22 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Epic Shields Constructed: 17 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Pumpkin Spice and Everything Nice, Now with Extra Medieval Madness and Modded Mayhem on ATM9:TTS!

    Pumpkin Spice and Everything Nice, Now with Extra Medieval Madness and Modded Mayhem on ATM9:TTS!

    PumpKraft Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Modpack Server IP
    Prominence 2 & Medieval MC [RPG] Prominence 2 [RPG] v3.0.1 pr2.pumpkraft.net
    ATM9: To the Skies All The Mods 9: To the Skies v1.1.2 tts9.pumpkraft.net

    Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How can I join the PumpKraft Minecraft community?

    You can join our servers directly using the provided Server IPs or join our Discord for more information.

    2. What features do the servers offer?

    The servers offer features like tpa, homes, quests, toggleable PvP, time ranks, 24/7 staff availability, and regular custom events.

    3. Are new players welcome?

    Yes, PumpKraft welcomes new players to join their community and enjoy the modded Minecraft experience.

    4. Can I suggest new features or ideas for the servers?

    Absolutely! PumpKraft encourages community input and welcomes suggestions for improving the gameplay experience.

    5. How do I report any issues or bugs on the servers?

    You can report any issues or bugs directly to the staff members online or on the Discord server for prompt assistance.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3986 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 54 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old thumbnails? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and hilarious thumbnails you’ve ever seen! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding creepers, dancing pigs, and even a secret society of talking chickens plotting to take over the world! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by TNT)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 1825
    Void Gems Collected: 39 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Happy Holidays To You Minecraft SMP

    Happy Holidays To You Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition – last year, someone actually rode a llama all the way to the End! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances just to spice things up. So come join us for a holiday season you’ll never forget – just be sure to watch out for exploding snow golems!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 15 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Buildings Constructed: 39 Goblin Markets Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Band of One Hit Wonders

    Band of One Hit Wonders
    Join our Minecraft server where the creepers are so afraid of the players that they explode with laughter instead of blowing up! Our server is so epic that even Notch himself logs on to play with us. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, including a diamond sword that can one-shot the Ender Dragon. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, always causing mischief and chaos. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Underground Dead Zone

    Underground Dead Zone
    Yo, ever wondered why hell is underground? It’s cuz we bury our dead there, duh! But forget about that, come join our lit Minecraft server where you can dig your way to hell and back again! We got creepers throwing parties, zombies doing the cha-cha, and skeletons trying to play the xylophone with their ribs.

    If you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a giant lava pit with a sign that says “Welcome to the Inferno!” But don’t worry, we got fire-resistant armor for sale in our virtual gift shop. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that belonged to the ghost of Steve himself.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride through the depths of Minecraft hell. Just watch out for the ghasts, they have a tendency to photobomb your selfies.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 40
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Buildings Constructed: 34
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Jaccuzi MC

    Jaccuzi MC

    JacuzziMC Information

    Welcome to JacuzziMC, your go-to Lifesteal SMP server! Here’s all the key info you need to know:

    Key Features Heart Transfers: Trade hearts with others! PvP Arenas: Jump into non-stop action! Warps: Fast travel around the server. No Land Claiming: Defend your base creatively! Custom Shop: Gear up at spawn with powerful items! Exclusive Events: Participate in weekly competitions and win big!

    Enjoy your time on JacuzziMC!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Madness Season 3: Where chaos and vanilla collide with fresh world and over 21 shenanigans!

    Madness Season 3: Where chaos and vanilla collide with fresh world and over 21 shenanigans!

    Minecraft Server – Madness SMP

    Server Name Madness SMP
    Server Type Vanilla Survival
    Age Requirement 21 and above
    Community Size 20+ Members
    Platform Java Edition

    Madness SMP is a classic vanilla survival server for adults, with an active community of 20+ members. We aim to create a beautiful and fun world through concepts like a spawn city, shops, mini-games, diamond economy, nether hub, and server-wide events. Join us today on our JAVA edition server!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I apply to join Madness SMP? You can apply by visiting our Discord server at https://mad-smp.net/discord
    What is the age requirement to join the server? Players must be 21 years or older to join Madness SMP
    What kind of server is Madness SMP? Madness SMP is a classic vanilla survival server for adults
    How large is the community on Madness SMP? We have a community of 20+ dedicated members
    What platform is Madness SMP available on? Madness SMP is available on Java Edition

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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