Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!

2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.

4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
Magic Crystals Found: 24 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
Enchantments Applied: 112 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

New Minecraft Servers

  • ”’> SoulCraft Minecraft Server”’

    ”’> SoulCraft Minecraft Server”’
    Are you tired of playing on soulless Minecraft servers that lack excitement and adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some soul into your gaming experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and mystical creatures that will make your jaw drop.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the legendary Soul Block. Legend has it that anyone who finds this block will be granted unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams. Are you brave enough to embark on this quest and claim the Soul Block for yourself?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of fearless moderators who will stop at nothing to ensure that your gaming experience is smooth and enjoyable. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your soul run wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Chimeras Created: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Dragons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Movie Buff Minecraft SMP

    Movie Buff Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players who have impeccable taste in cinema. That’s right, we want to know what kinos you watch before we let you join our exclusive community.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Digger, a player who once dug a hole so deep that he ended up in the Nether. Rumor has it he’s still down there, mining away for all eternity. Will you be the one to find him and join him in his quest for infinite diamonds?

    So if you’re ready to test your movie knowledge and embark on wild adventures with the Diamond Digger, then come join our Minecraft SMP today. Just make sure you bring your popcorn and pickaxe, because things are about to get crazy!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • PixelPerfection

    PixelPerfection
    Imagine a Minecraft server where the most attractive feature someone could have is their ability to build epic structures with just a snap of their fingers! Join us and show off your building skills to impress everyone with your insane creativity. Who needs good looks when you can have a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks?

    But wait, there’s more! On this server, players are known for their impeccable fashion sense. Forget about looking good in real life, here you can dress up your character in the most outrageous outfits and strut your stuff in pixelated style. Who needs Gucci when you can rock a pixelated chicken suit?

    And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunts that take place on this server. Rumor has it that hidden within the depths of the virtual world are treasures beyond your wildest dreams. From enchanted weapons to rare blocks, you never know what you might stumble upon. Join us and become the ultimate treasure hunter, because who needs a boring old job when you can be a virtual Indiana Jones?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the most attractive feature is your ability to craft, build, and explore like never before. Who needs real life when you can escape to a virtual paradise filled with endless possibilities?

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Buildings Constructed: 31
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CreeperZapCraft

    CreeperZapCraft
    join this epic minecraft server where the only thing getting shot is arrows at creepers, not bullets at schools. we are all about spreading love and joy through building epic structures and exploring cool worlds, not violence and hate. plus, our community is so lit that even herobrine would want to join. come join us and let’s build a world where everyone is welcome and no one gets hurt, except for those pesky zombies trying to eat your brains. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Magic Items Found: 7166
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Bug Out Breakout

    Bug Out Breakout
    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have an invasion of superbugs! but not just any superbugs, these bugs are DRIVEN BY COCKROACHES. that’s right, these bugs are so powerful they have taken over the ICU. but don’t worry, our players are the antimicrobial stewards and healthcare epidemiologists who will save the day! join now to fight off the cockroach-driven outbreak of multidrug-resistant Enterobacter and save the world from certain doom. plus, we have free cookies. what more could you want?! join now and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Crops Grown: 7349 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • What are Minecraft servers like NeoNetwork ?

    What are Minecraft servers like NeoNetwork
?
    1. SkyRealms – SkyRealms offers a skyblock experience similar to NeoNetwork, with custom features and a dedicated community.
    2. CraftYourTown – CraftYourTown is a survival-focused server with an active player base and frequent updates to keep the gameplay fresh.
    3. PixelmonCraft – For players who enjoy a unique twist on Minecraft, PixelmonCraft combines the world of Pokemon with Minecraft gameplay for a truly immersive experience.
    4. MineSaga – MineSaga offers a variety of game modes, including skyblock, survival, and more, making it a versatile choice for players looking for diverse gameplay options.
    5. PvPLand – PvP enthusiasts will enjoy PvPLand, a server dedicated to intense player vs player battles and competitive gameplay. With custom features and events, PvPLand is a great option for those looking for a challenge.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Brainless

    Brainless

    𝐀𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 ʙʀᴀɪɴʟᴇꜱꜱ ɪꜱ ᴀ 1.21 ᴍɪɴᴇᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ ᴘᴜʙʟɪᴄ ꜱᴍᴘ ᴅᴇꜱɪɢɴᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ Qᴜᴀʟɪᴛʏ ᴏꜰ ʟɪꜰᴇ ᴀꜰ ᴍᴀɪɴ ꜰᴏᴄᴜꜱ. ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀ ʀᴀɴɢᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴘʟᴜɢɪɴꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇꜱᴛ ᴇxᴘᴇʀɪᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴘᴏꜱꜱɪʙʟᴇ.

    𝐌𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐬 ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ꜱᴛʀᴜᴄᴛᴜʀᴇꜱ | ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏᴍ ᴇɴᴄʜᴀɴᴛᴍᴇɴᴛꜱ | ᴜᴘɢʀᴀᴅᴀʙʟᴇ ꜱᴘᴀᴡɴᴇʀꜱ | ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏᴍ ꜱᴋᴜʟʟꜱ | ᴇᴅɪᴛᴀʙʟᴇ ᴀʀᴍᴏʀ ꜱᴛᴀɴᴅꜱ | ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴍᴏʀᴇ!

    𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬 ʙʀᴀɪɴʟᴇꜱꜱ ʜᴀꜱ ᴀ ᴛᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ʀᴀɴᴋꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴏʙᴛᴀɪɴ ʙʏ ᴘʟᴀʏᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ 2 ᴅᴏɴᴏʀ ʀᴀɴᴋꜱ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ꜱᴇᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɴᴋꜱ ɪɴ-ɢᴀᴍᴇ ʙʏ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ /ʀᴀɴᴋꜱ.

    𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐬 ᴏɴ ꜱᴘᴀᴡɴ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ꜱʜᴏᴘꜱ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀꜱ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴜʏ ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏᴍ ᴇɴᴄʜᴀɴᴛꜱ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀʟꜱᴏ ʀᴇɴᴛᴀʙʟᴇ ꜱʜᴏᴘꜱ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴛᴇʀᴛᴀɪɴᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴅɪꜱᴛʀɪᴄᴛ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀꜱ

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Towns Built: 4 Farms Harvested: 502
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Maple Leaf Mayhem Minecraft Server

    Maple Leaf Mayhem Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to waste $7 billion on a failing EV battery startup! Our server is filled with endless adventures and crazy builds that will make you forget all about government incompetence. Join us and build your own virtual empire, because let’s face it, you can probably run a country better than those guys. Plus, we have flying pigs and talking llamas, so why wouldn’t you want to join? Don’t miss out on the fun – come play with us now!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Dimension Hops: 14
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Manga Thread Minecraft SMP

    Manga Thread Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, do I have the perfect server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where ex-demon general Garron goes around healing demons and fixing dungeons long after the humans have won the human/demon war.

    But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got Tina, an adventurer who started off as Garron’s servant but ended up loving the job. And get this – Garron has a human face and they’ve made him handsome! Will there be a romance between him and Tina? Who knows, but it’s bound to be a hilarious adventure.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find demons being healed, dungeons being fixed, and a potential demon-human romance? Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 50
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 101 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • SisGradNoTalkieMC

    SisGradNoTalkieMC
    Are you tired of living in a house where your sister ignores you like a pro? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everyone listens to you, even the creepers! No more falling down the stairs and being left in pain, on our server, you’ll always have someone to help you out. Plus, we have a special “Sister-Free Zone” where you can build your dream house without any interruptions. So come join us and leave the drama behind, because in our world, you’re always heard loud and clear!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Star Shards Collected: 128
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Endless Legions Commanded: 29 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Magic Items Found: 2537

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • HamburgCaliphateGather

    HamburgCaliphateGather
    Yo, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of radical Islamists gathering in Hamburg to call for a caliphate, then you gotta check out this server! We’ve got more explosions than a fireworks show on the 4th of July, and more drama than a soap opera marathon.

    Join us for epic battles that will leave you questioning your sanity, and build the craziest structures you can imagine. Plus, our community is as tight-knit as a straightjacket, so you’ll always have someone to laugh with (or at).

    So come on down and join the chaos, because this server is more lit than a bonfire at a gasoline convention. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 490
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Crops Grown: 8769 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • The Triumvirate Network

    The Triumvirate Network

    Discover the realm of Triumvirate!

    Create your history, expand an empire, grow your wealth, build magnificent structures—whatever’s your thing, you can do it here!

    Align yourself with the Kingdom of Durmond or the Dread Pirates, two nations with a rising conflict wherein tensions are only getting higher! If large factions don’t interest you, feel free to join one of the many smaller factions on our server, or even make your own and pave your own path! We are a tight-knit community with many dedicated players who have written their names into the history of the Triumvirate, and more names carve themselves into legend with each season! We also support crossplay! A build event has just begun recently, and we have many more planned for the season. We hope to see you soon! I’d also like to note, you can find a lot of people here willing to share their materials if you join their faction so you don’t have to do any boring mining or really any tedious tasks, if you join the discord you can see a list of the factions!

    We have a wide variety of plugins to make the game more interesting, while still feeling close to the original game. These plugins include: Graves, MCMMO, LevelledMobs, BreweryX, Medieval Factions, Improved Advancements, Marriages and many more.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 27 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 197 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • The Pressure Is Rising With The Follower Count Minecraft SMP

    The Pressure Is Rising With The Follower Count Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the pressure is on to gain followers and become the ultimate influencer in the virtual world! But beware, the stakes are high and the drama is even higher.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly checking your follower count and feeling the rush of validation with each new like. But be warned, the competition is fierce and friendships will be tested as you strive to become the most popular player on the server.

    Don’t let the pressure get to you though, because at the end of the day, is it really worth sacrificing your ability to feel loved just for a few virtual likes? Only time will tell in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and come out on top!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crops Grown: 3417 Mythical Swords Crafted: 65
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7193 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Daddy’s Bed Wars: No Sleepover!

    Daddy’s Bed Wars: No Sleepover!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to sleep on a crappy sofa like in real life! Join us and escape the drama of hormonal tears and bedtime battles.

    On our server, you can build your dream bed and sleep peacefully without any six-year-olds hogging the covers. No more late-night crying sessions over sleeping arrangements, just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun.

    Join now and say goodbye to awkward sleeping situations and hello to a world where you can finally get some rest. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server? Don’t miss out on this epic escape from reality!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Chimeras Created: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Dimension Hops: 7
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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