YOLOcraft: One Life Only

assbugersthis, autistic, awkward, born BROWN, dumb thug, extroverted, Life, one chance at life, whiteys, worst fate, yolocraft

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6550
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Secret Passages Found:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	156	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you only get one chance at life! But don’t worry, we’ve got some wild perks to make up for it. Picture this: you spawn in as a character born BROWN with assbugersthis. Yep, you read that right. But hey, at least you’re not stuck with the boring old whiteys, right? Those guys are expected to be awkward and autistic, but us browns? We’re expected to be extroverted dumb thugs.

Join our server for a chance to embrace your inner thug and show off your unique brown swagger. Who needs normal when you can stand out from the crowd with our one-of-a-kind character traits? Plus, you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you in our Minecraft world. So why wait? Join now and let your brown flag fly high!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6901
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Alien Abductions:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Votes:	3860	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4751
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Farms Harvested:	231
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Magic Items Found:	1436
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
New Chunks Explored:	128447	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5434

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6845
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	8041

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1378
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6433
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Star Shards Collected:	227	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	151068

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6958
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	114	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Secret Passages Found:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3270
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	133
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Towns Built:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3661
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ores Mined:	6065
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9750
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8284
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Gods Slained:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4645
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Runes Activated:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1521
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3547
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mines Excavated:	3475
Dragon Eggs Found:	4411	Animals Bred:	83
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7987
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Potions Brewed:	24	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2820
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ores Mined:	3931
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Star Shards Collected:	244
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6500
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!