YokoCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4646
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the server where we worship the absolute madman Yoko Taro and all his wild creations! Join us for discussions on NieR, Drakengard, and even the cashgrab kusoges like SINoALICE where we spank our enemies into submission!

Did you know that NieR Automata Anime Adaptation Season 2 is currently on air? And SINoALICE Movie is out now for your viewing pleasure! Plus, we have guides for emulating the Drakengard games and translations for all the Yoko Taro goodness you can handle.

Join us for a wild ride through the Yokoverse, where we have resources, fanbooks, and even high-res art for your viewing pleasure. And don’t forget about the Chat Stamps Compilation for all your communication needs!

So come on in and join the chaos, because on this server, anything goes!

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9310
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2134	Chimeras Created:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	657
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Alien Abductions:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1191	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5765
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Falling into the Void:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9586
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3804
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Void Gems Collected:	22	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Star Shards Collected:	208	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Zombie Dances:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9385
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mines Excavated:	1670
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	2664
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8227
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Crops Grown:	8801	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Divine Spears Created:	25
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	501
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5504
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5730
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	987
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1495
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Animals Bred:	40	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8423
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3194
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	858
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3403
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!