yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build ur own toilet outta blocks and poop all day long without any digestive issues cuz we got da best probiotics in town! forget yogurt, we got u covered with our special blend of pixelated bacteria that will keep ur gut happy and ur poops regular. join now and experience the ultimate bathroom experience in minecraft like never before! trust us, ur bowels will thank u later.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47
Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 47
Undead Armies Raised: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Trans Parent Minecraft Server

    Trans Parent Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our community is so welcoming and inclusive that even creepers would feel at home. Join us for a fun and safe space where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or getting blown up by an angry parent. Plus, our virtual Hell is way cooler than the one your mom mentioned. So come on over and let’s build a world where acceptance and creativity reign supreme!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Star Shards Collected: 94
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 34 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Man U VS Porto Thread 2 Minecraft SMP

    Man U VS Porto Thread 2 Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a total MUG on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can go from being 2-0 up to losing 3-2 in the blink of an eye! It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with blocks and creepers!

    Join us for the ultimate challenge of trying to maintain your lead and not end up as a total MUG like the rest of the players. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate underdog story and come back from a 3-2 deficit to win it all!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat all in one epic Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 54 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Zombie Dances: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • WaitressWars Minecraft Server

    WaitressWars Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama and chaos reign supreme? Look no further than our server, where you can unleash your inner savage like never before!

    Join us if you love stirring up trouble and causing mayhem, just like the drama between Stacy and our OP. Who knew a simple dinner could turn into a full-blown showdown? But hey, that’s just a typical day on our server.

    We promise you’ll never have a dull moment here. From epic battles to intense rivalries, there’s always something crazy happening. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument over virtual diamonds.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • RentFreeSis30hrs

    RentFreeSis30hrs
    Are you tired of entitled siblings expecting you to fund their lavish lifestyles while you work your butt off in the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of entitled family members who think they deserve your hard-earned diamonds just because they can’t budget their virtual resources. Build your dream house, mine for riches, and leave the entitled siblings behind in the dust. Who needs family drama when you can have a blocky paradise all to yourself? Join now and say goodbye to the entitlement!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • BullySlayer in Minecraft SMP

    BullySlayer in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of dealing with female bullies in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only bullies you’ll encounter are creepers trying to blow up your house. Say goodbye to mean girls and hello to blocky adventures with a community of players who have your back. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, all your past bullies will turn into harmless sheep in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your way to a bully-free future!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • NoHellAllowedCraft

    NoHellAllowedCraft
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and no fun allowed? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Our “hell no” rule is actually saying no to anything fun and crazy!

    Join our server if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or challenge a group of creepers to a dance-off! We encourage chaos, mayhem, and all-around ridiculousness.

    So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server where the only rule is to have a blast! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 30 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Towns Built: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • SeaCraft: Fishermen Fiasco

    SeaCraft: Fishermen Fiasco
    come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of vietnam vs china in the south china sea but with FISHERMEN. build your own boat and defend against the evil chinese players trying to steal your fishies. will you be a brave vietnamese fisherman or a ruthless chinese pirate? join now and find out! bonus: we have exploding fish as weapons and dolphins that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board before it’s too late!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Tie-Breaker Network

    Tie-Breaker Network
    so, liek, u kno wen u play minecraft an u need info on how to build a sick castle or find diamonds? well, dis server is da place 2 be cuz we got da best social ties eva! our players r all over da place, so u can get all da insider tips u need.

    u wont find any weak ties here, only strong bonds dat will help u conquer da minecraft world! plus, we got da craziest stories bout players who found secret dungeons or tamed dragons. u never know wat u might discover on dis server!

    so, wat r u waiting for? join us now an be part of da most epic minecraft community out there! who needs weak ties wen u can have strong ones dat will help u rule da game!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Void Gems Collected: 35
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Ores Mined: 898 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • GoatZone: Where goats rule, players drool. Super Powers, Community SMP, Whitelist included!

    GoatZone: Where goats rule, players drool. Super Powers, Community SMP, Whitelist included!

    GoatZone Reborn Minecraft Server

    Features Description
    Superpowers Every player gets a special superpower, unique to them
    Community Project Building a modern Chicago-inspired city together
    Mods New biomes, dimensions, and more for exploration
    Focus Building, exploring, and learning superpowers

    FAQ

    How do I get a superpower?

    Every player automatically receives a unique superpower upon joining the server.

    Can I change my superpower?

    Superpowers are exclusive and cannot be changed or swapped with other players.

    How do I join the community project to build the city?

    Simply log in to the server and start contributing to the city building efforts with other players.

    Are there specific rules for using superpowers?

    While there are no strict rules governing superpower usage, players are encouraged to use them responsibly and considerately towards others.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 28

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • /Int/ Crafting Fun Minecraft Server

    /Int/ Crafting Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people take things way too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, /int/ just want one thing – to have a blast!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves).

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, challenging players to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking cows.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server around. /int/ just want one thing – and that thing is you!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 7261 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 212 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Towns Built: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • The Jig Is Up Minecraft SMP – It’s All Over Bros

    The Jig Is Up Minecraft SMP – It’s All Over Bros
    Hey there fellow blockheads! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where we have uncovered the true identity of Craig Wright (spoiler alert: it’s not who you think)!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Done. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even uncover some more juicy secrets along the way. See you in the game, fellow crafter!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 313 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Villages Defended: 13
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • NoCoolMomAllowed

    NoCoolMomAllowed
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s potion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

    Picture this: your stepdaughter trying to steal alcohol and weed from your locked liquor cabinet before her Homecoming dance. Will she get away with it? Will her dad find out and put a stop to her rebellious ways? Only time will tell on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between a husband and wife as they battle it out over parenting styles. Will the “cool mom” prevail and let her daughter go to the dance, or will the strict dad win and ground her for life? The stakes are high and the drama is even higher on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only thing crazier than the mobs are the players themselves. Don’t miss out on the fun – come join the chaos today!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Falling into the Void: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Emeralds Found: 4417
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Farms Harvested: 504 Glorious Feasts Held: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • ProGamer69 – Minecraft SMP

    ProGamer69 – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, the best position is the one where you’re flexing on everyone else with your diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Join us and show off your skills like a boss!

    We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move to some sick beats. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total party animal – literally, he once drank a whole keg of potion of invisibility and disappeared for a week.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of feathers and eggs. It’s a clucking good time, trust us.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most chaotic server this side of the Nether. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 9094
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 35 Dragon Eggs Found: 4717

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Blocktopia: Crafting Chaos & Creepers

    Blocktopia: Crafting Chaos & Creepers
    Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet and carrying a enchanted sword? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and the chance to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. Who needs real life experiences when you can have all the excitement and chaos of our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5046 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 99 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 235 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Living Shadows Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Invisible Wheelchair Land

    Invisible Wheelchair Land
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got unicorns flying around dropping rainbow blocks for u to build with. like, who needs regular old dirt and stone when u can have a house made of pure rainbows, amirite?

    also, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will give u quests to find the legendary golden egg that grants u unlimited diamonds. but be warned, the egg is guarded by a giant lava monster who loves to play hide and seek.

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy? yeah, u can ride a gumdrop unicorn while eating a marshmallow tree. it’s like a sugar rush on steroids, bro.

    so come on down to this wacky minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cookies for all new players. cuz who doesn’t love cookies, right?

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Animals Bred: 68 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Ores Mined: 3236 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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