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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 9385 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Runes Activated: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 40 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
But beware, if you’re a single male who isn’t a tall white chad, you might feel unwelcome at first. The women in our virtual yoga classes might instantly hate you for your pixelated presence. But fear not, for as you perfect your downward dog and warrior poses, you’ll win over their hearts and become the ultimate yoga master of the server.
Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with relaxation, friendship, and maybe even a little virtual romance. Namaste, blocky warriors!