Yoga Class Minecraft Server

acceptance, body positivity, Class, Community, discrimination, Diversity, exclusion, hate, Inclusivity, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Physical fitness, pic related, self-care, Server, single males, social norms, Stereotypes, tall white chads, Unwelcome, Women, yoga, yoga class

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stretch your virtual muscles and find your inner peace? Look no further, because on our server, we have yoga classes led by none other than a blocky version of the famous yoga instructor, Bendy Wendy!

But beware, if you’re a single male who isn’t a tall white chad, you might feel unwelcome at first. The women in our virtual yoga classes might instantly hate you for your pixelated presence. But fear not, for as you perfect your downward dog and warrior poses, you’ll win over their hearts and become the ultimate yoga master of the server.

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with relaxation, friendship, and maybe even a little virtual romance. Namaste, blocky warriors!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Potions Brewed:	167
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Blocky Boobies Minecraft Server

acceptance, beauty standards, big tits, blocky, body positivity, body shaming, boobies, Confidence, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, fat tits, fetish, gender equality, Individuality, Minecraft, objectification, personal preference, self love, Self-expression, Server, Sexuality, societal norms, taboo

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the tits! Literally. We have giant pixelated boobs scattered all over the map for you to marvel at. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who are obsessed with building massive statues of themselves out of diamond blocks? Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, big fat tits!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Candle SMP – Bobo’s Revenge

Bobo Sodomized Green candle Vicious Dare Explicit content NSFW Shocking Graphic Provocative Adult content Taboo Extreme Disturbing Violent BDSM Fetish Kinky Hardcore Controversial, Bobos, candle, Revenge, smp

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us if you dare, because on our server, the mobs are not your average zombies and creepers. Oh no, we’ve got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs and creepers that explode into confetti. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. And if you manage to tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So why should you join our server? Because I fucking dare you. Come for the insane mobs, stay for the diamond-pooping pigs. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and you won’t regret a single minute spent in our wacky world.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

StepSibSquadCraft

blended family, family bonding, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family connections, family dynamics, family love, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family time, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, grandkid time, Grandparents, half siblings, step siblings, stepfamily, StepSibSquadCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where grandparents play favorites and stepfamily BBQs are a must-attend event.

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, just like our player who juggles time between loving grandparents and a stepfamily that’s always up for a BBQ. Will you choose to include everyone in grandparent time, or will you keep it exclusive like a VIP club? The choice is yours!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to explore a world where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion. Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BlockLifeAccepted

acceptance, BlockLifeAccepted, Emotional healing, inner peace, introspection, letting go, life journey, life lessons, mindfulness, moving forward, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-realization

Have you accepted that your life is lacking in epic adventures, thrilling quests, and hilarious shenanigans? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to change all that!

Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance parties with creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will fight by your side and lay delicious eggs for you to feast on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with talking llamas and flying pigs. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Kraicraft: Drone Demolition

air defense, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, defense systems, demolition, Destroys, drone, eastern europe, international relations, Kraicraft, Krasnodar Krai, Military, military equipment, military operation, russia, SECURITY, Shahed drones, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian Army, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian army destroys 400 shahed drones in russia’s krasnodar krai EVERY DAY!!! if u like explosions and chaos, this is the server for u! we have crazy battles and epic quests that will make ur head spin! plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep u laughing all day long. so what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	971	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Taste Bud Adventures

Adventures, Bud, Chemicals, Culinary, culinary creations, delicious tastes, discovery, experimentation, Exploration, flavor profiles, Flavors, Food, food science, Gastronomy, innovation, missing out, PALATE, produce, sensory experience, sensory perception, Taste, taste buds, unique ingredients

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got magical unicorns dat poop out diamonds and rainbows. like, who wouldn’t wanna ride a sparkly unicorn into battle, amirite?

Also, our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who give u super powers like flying and shooting fireballs outta ur butt. it’s lit, fam.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and throw epic dance parties? yeah, it’s wild.

So, if u wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server ever, come join us and let’s get weird together. Trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Calorie Cut Craft

calorie, Craft, Cut, cutting calories, eating less, genetics, immune health, increased lifespan, longer life, longevity benefits, metabolic improvements, Mice, physiological indicators, resiliency, study, weight loss

so like, u wanna live longer? well dis server is da key to immortality, bro! we got mice studies dat show eatin less can like, make u live FOREVER. like, who needs weight loss when u can just eat less and be immortal? join now and unlock da secrets of longevity through caloric restriction. our server is like, da fountain of youth but in Minecraft form. come join us and be forever young, my dudes. #immortality #caloricrestriction #minecraftlife

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108	Secret Passages Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Welcome to Enival, where trust is as rare as diamonds and the community is as vanilla as our SMP server!

Applications, apply, Community, Datapacks, diamonds, Discord, Enival, Explore, Fresh, Griefers, Hangout, Immersive, Play, Qol, rare, Server, smp, Suggestions, Trust, Vanilla, World Map

Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server
Launch Date	Few weeks ago

Overview:

Enival is a fresh, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. The server offers proximity chat for a more immersive experience, allows players to suggest and vote on changes, and has a whitelist system to keep griefers out. It also includes a few quality-of-life mods/datapacks for a better gameplay experience and does not have teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience.

FAQ:

What is Enival?

Enival is a semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server that launched a few weeks ago, looking for more players.

What features does Enival offer?

Proximity chat for an immersive experience
A small, chill community to hang out with
Voting and suggestion system for server changes
Whitelist application process to keep griefers out
Quality-of-life mods/datapacks for an enhanced gameplay
No teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience

How can I join Enival?

To join Enival, you can check out the server’s world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969 and apply in the Discord server at https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Shitty Pizza Minecraft Server

americano pizza, bad taste, DISAPPOINTING, Homemade Pizza, Italian Cuisine, italian food, mia nonna, Minecraft, nonna, pizza, pizza comparison, pizza critique, pizza crust, pizza disappointment, pizza experience, pizza flavors, pizza ingredients, pizza quality, pizza review, pizza toppings, Server, shitty, traditional recipe

Are you tired of bland, boring pizza that tastes nothing like your nonna used to make? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server serves up the most authentic Italian pizza you’ll ever taste! Our virtual pizzeria is run by a team of nonnas who have been perfecting their recipes for generations. Join our server and indulge in a slice of nostalgia (and pepperoni) like never before! Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Bet On Minecraft SMP

Bellatrix will be South Asian, Bet.., Cedric will be mulatto, Diversity, Dumbledore will be white, Dursley’s will be white, Filch will be white, Hagrid will be black, Harry will be white but swarthy, Hermoinie will be black, Hogwarts, Lupin will be white, Malfoys will be white, McGonagle will be black, Minecraft, Neville will be white, Nymphadora will be East Asian, Pettigrew will be white, Place your bets, race representation, Ron will be white ginger, Sirius will be South Asian, smp, Snape will be East Asian, Voldemort will be white

🤣 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever! Join us for a magical adventure where Harry is a swarthy white dude (or maybe half South Asian, who knows), Hermione is a black queen, and Ron is a ginger goofball who’s even dumber and lamer than usual. Dumbledore is a white dude, but his fabulous homosexuality is front and center (played by the one and only Ben Daniels).

Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).

Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.

Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙‍♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Void Armor Forged:	27	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

EvilCraftersUnite

atrocities, Cruelty, Dark History, Despicable, devil incarnate, dictator, Evil, EvilCraftersUnite, Genocide, heinous crimes, History, Infamous, Inhumanity, MALEVOLENT, Monstrous, most evil person, ruthless, Tyrant, Villain, war criminal, Wicked

Forget about historical figures like Hitler or Stalin, the real evil mastermind is the owner of this Minecraft server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being ruled by a tyrant who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.

Our server is filled with insane challenges and obstacles that will test your skills and patience to the limit. From lava-filled mazes to zombie-infested dungeons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Our evil overlord also loves to throw epic parties with fireworks, music, and unlimited cake. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most diabolical Minecraft server ever created!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftyCorruptionEU

Accountability, anti-corruption, authoritarianism, Corruption, CraftyCorruptionEU, Democracy, democracy in crisis, eastern europe, EU, european politics, european union, Fidesz, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hungary, opposition leader, Orbán, Politics, Rule of Law, transparency, Viktor Orbán

join our epic minecraft server and escape the corruption of hungary under orbán! our server is a magical land where you can build your own utopia without fear of corrupt leaders! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco where herobrine himself likes to party! come join us and let’s overthrow the corrupt overlords of hungary by building the most epic minecraft castle ever seen! let’s show orbán who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Butt Plug City

adult novelties, adult products, adult toys, anal exploration, anal play, anal pleasure, anal plugs, anal satisfaction, anal stimulation, anal toys, bedroom toys, butt, butt plug, city, erotic toys, fetish toys, intimate products, kinky toys, Plug, sex accessories, sex toys, sexual wellness, white butt plugs

join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life!!! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret… there aren’t a lot of white butt plugs. that’s right, you heard me. on our server, you can find the rarest and most valuable white butt plugs in alllll of minecraft land.

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary flying llamas that poop out diamonds. yes, you read that right. diamonds. from llama poop. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? that’s right, a giant chicken. with. laser. eyes. he’s pretty chill once you get to know him, though.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who knows, you might even find a white butt plug or two along the way.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Starlight SMP: Where all the cool kids hang out… and build stuff and things and stuff. And things.

Adventure, armor, Bakery, Battles, blocks, BUILD, building, Character, Community, Cooking, Cool, crops, Exploring, Hang, Immersive, Kids, Lore, MAGICAL, Minecraft, Modpack, out, recipes, Roleplay, Server, smp, Starlight, Stuff, voice chat, weapons

Starlight SMP Overview

Feature	Description
Towny Plugin	Build your own towns and forge connections in a supportive environment.
Origins Mod	Choose from unique Origins, each with special abilities that suit your playstyle.
	Immerse yourself in rich, ongoing lore or create your own character and story.
Custom Content	Discover unique weapons, armor, blocks, and more to enhance your journey.
Cooking & Bakery System	Grow custom crops and craft delicious recipes.
Optional PvP	Engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.
Optional Voice Chat	Connect with others in real-time for a more immersive experience.

FAQ

Q: How do I join Starlight SMP?

A: Join our Discord and apply for the whitelist to be part of the magical world!

Q: Is the server cracked or premium Java Edition only?

A: Starlight SMP supports both cracked and premium Java Edition players.

Q: Can I create my own towns on the server?

A: Yes, the Towny plugin allows you to build your own towns and forge connections.

Q: What is the Origins Mod?

A: The Origins Mod lets you choose from unique Origins with special abilities to suit your playstyle.

Q: Is PvP mandatory on Starlight SMP?

A: PvP is optional, you can choose to engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Void Gems Collected:	23
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ores Mined:	5667
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

87099924, blocky, Fun, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Village where rainbows are made of candy and the villagers ride around on magical llamas.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Magic Items Found:	5496
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.