yesssirnet | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7868
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Ores Mined:	7936	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Emeralds Found:	2894
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4019
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Endless Night Skies:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2855
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Meteorites Collected:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	478
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5300
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2873
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Animals Bred:	191
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3537
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	New Chunks Explored:	403428
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4430
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	572
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	923
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	503	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magic Items Found:	7327	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Votes:	829	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	844
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3700
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Villages Defended:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4241
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	New Chunks Explored:	748653
Enchantments Applied:	141	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4722
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8840
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Enchantments Applied:	282
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	44

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7593
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

Players:	105/100	Votes:	7699
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dimension Hops:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Towns Built:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4176	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5