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Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9644
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7793
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magic Items Found:	6726
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	578
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	510679
Dragons Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5958
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1815
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2788
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ores Mined:	9113	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1412	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	1

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4933
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	New Chunks Explored:	406922
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magic Items Found:	5265
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4805
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9412
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Void Gems Collected:	28
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2247
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Falling into the Void:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2486
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Love Letters Sent:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6633
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Star Shards Collected:	167	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4490
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Crops Grown:	1489

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5456
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?

TempWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Beginner server, come and take away, Free donation, minecraft server, Promotion, PvP, Survival, TempWorld

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	173
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Beginner server with great potential!

ANARCHY/PvP/Survival

Until the new year there is a promotion with a free donation / free come and take away!

temp-world.ru

New World Consecrated

CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, fabric 1.20.1, GMT+1, Ip:, Lore, Modded, Modpack, Nation building, Religious, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, world, world-building, Zombie Fighting

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1239
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

New World Consecrated Server Overview

Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Mod Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord Link	Join Discord
Time Zone	CET (GMT+1)

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

Q: What mods are included in the modpack?

A: For a list of mods included, please join our Discord server and download the modpack from there.

Q: What is the server time zone?

A: The server runs on CET (GMT+1) times.

Q: Is there any specific theme for this modded SMP?

A: Yes, the theme revolves around smiting the undead in a roleplay setting.

Players:	107/200	Votes:	2440
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8