Yesdogs Crafty Craft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4522
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Votes:	8422
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	251
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Love Letters Sent:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Emeralds Found:	7900	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4081
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Crops Grown:	9601
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3540	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7723
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6773
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2568
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4744
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Animals Bred:	49
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9972
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	5138	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8372
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magic Items Found:	4849

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	635
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5318
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5213
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Alien Abductions:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2228
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	280
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Animals Bred:	81

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3161
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	28	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

PerspectiveShiftMC SMP

altered perspective, awakening, changed worldview, defining moment, different outlook, epiphany, eye-opening, life altering event, life changing, new outlook, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, PerspectiveShiftMC, pivotal event, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in mindset, smp, transformative experience, transformative moment, turning point

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1963
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Votes:	5564
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Runes Activated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like, the most lit server ever, I swear. So, like, there was this one time where we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato, right? And then, out of nowhere, a herd of zombie pigs attacked us and we had to defend our precious potato statue with our lives. It was insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.

So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.

Players:	108/700	Votes:	1045
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5