YeolCraft: Presidential Arrest!

Accountability, arrest, Asia, charges, Corruption, criminal, Democracy, En route, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, leadership, Police, Politics, PRESIDENTIAL, scandal, seoul, South Korean president, YeolCraft, Yoon Suk Yeol

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6897
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dimension Hops:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Star Shards Collected:	77	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

omg u guys u gotta join this server its so lit u might even get arrested by the police like the south korean president Yoon Suk Yeol!!! imagine the chaos and drama u can cause in this server, it’s like a real-life soap opera but in minecraft form. come join us and see if u can outsmart the authorities and become the ultimate minecraft criminal mastermind. hurry before the police catch u and take u away like they did to president Yoon Suk Yeol, it’s gonna be a wild ride full of twists and turns. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and see if u can survive the madness!!! 🚓🚨🔥

BirdFluGoneWild

avian influenza, bird flu, bird migration, BirdFluGoneWild, CDC alert, disease outbreak, epidemic alert, flu pandemic, flu season, global health emergency, H5N1 virus, health crisis, human death, Infectious Disease, mortality rate, preventive measures, public health crisis, respiratory illness, US reports, virus transmission, zoonotic disease

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5327
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8835	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLIN FROM DA SKY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO DESPACITO! ALSO, IF U JOIN, U GET A FREE PET LLAMA THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS AND SING LIKE BEYONCE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH PIGS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE WHO CAN TURN INTO DINOSAURS ON COMMAND!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE EVIL CHICKENS TAKE OVER AND TURN US ALL INTO FRIED CHICKEN! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE

Unique Butthole Crime Solver

anatomy, BIZARRE, butthole, crime, criminal, Dna, Evidence, Forensic, Identity, Individuality, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, match, Personal, privacy, Science, SECURITY, SOLVER, Technology, Unique

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8093
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

So, like, imagine if your butthole could be the key to solving crimes in Minecraft! Join our server and show off your one-of-a-kind butthole to help catch the bad guys. Who knew pixelated buttholes could be so important, right? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has a butthole that glows in the dark – you gotta see it to believe it! So come on over and let your butthole shine bright like a diamond on our server. It’s gonna be a real gas, trust me!

Blocky Baby-Stopper Surge

10. August 2022, 11. ban, 12. overturn, 13. states, 14. surge, 15. age 19-26, 16. healthcare, 17. reproductive rights, 18. family planning, 19. public policy, 2. Roe v Wade, 20. social issues, 3. permanent contraception, 4. young adults, 5. abortion, 6. research, 7. vasectomies, 8. tubal sterilizations, 9. May 2022, BabyStopper, blocky, Surge, US

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1167
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Emeralds Found:	6242	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Animals Bred:	125

so, like, imagine this crazy server where all the players are like, super smart and stuff because they got their tubes tied or snipped! like, they’re all about that permanent contraception life, yo.

join this server if you wanna play with a bunch of players who are totally committed to never having kids. like, they’re so dedicated, they went under the knife to make sure it never happens.

imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with these players! they’ll be talking about their surgeries like it’s no big deal, just another day in the life of a hardcore Minecraft player.

plus, think of all the crazy builds they’ll come up with! they’ll have all the time in the world to perfect their creations because they won’t be distracted by little ones running around.

so come join this server and see for yourself how awesome it is to play with a bunch of players who are all about that permanent contraception life! it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Welcome to the player server Anarxit Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarxit, BUILD, Community, Creative, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, player server, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6187
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Animals Bred:	117
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Emeralds Found:	3812
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

The owner of the “Welcome to the Anarxit player server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

HukuCraft.aternos.me:37496

NEXUS

18+ only, Adventurer, Builder, Community Focused, Discord, Fabric 1.21.4, HermitCraft Inspired, Interview Required, java edition, Legit Minecraft, Live Server Map, Mic required, minecraft home, Nexus, proximity chat, quality of life mods, redstone engineer, smp, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5626
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	New Chunks Explored:	722270
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

NEXUS SMP Overview

What Makes NEXUS SMP Special?
🛠️ Hermitcraft-Inspired Gameplay

✨ Fresh, New Server with Endless Possibilities

Server Features:
🏗️ Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods
🎙️ Proximity Chat for Immersive Communication
🗺️ Live Server Map

Requirements:
🎤 Mic Required (Proximity chat)
🔞 18+ Only
✅ Legit Minecraft (Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4)

Ready to Join? An interview is required to ensure a good fit. Communication is key!

🔗 Join our Discord to apply and be part of NEXUS SMP! https://discord.gg/gp2Vghfawf

Don’t miss the launch on January 11—apply now and make NEXUS your new Minecraft home!

FAQ

Q: How can I join NEXUS SMP?	A: Join our Discord and apply for an interview to join the server.
Q: What version of Minecraft is required?	A: You will need Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4 to join NEXUS SMP.
Q: Is there an age requirement?	A: Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
Q: Can I use voice chat on the server?	A: Yes, a mic is required for proximity chat communication.

Robo Lounge 1.21.3

1.21.3, Dominant, Domination, Erotic, Facesitting, FANTASY, fembots, fetish, free, kink, Lounge, Nice, paid to sit, Pleasure, Robo, Roleplay, seductive, Services, sit on face, Sitting, sought after, submissive, submissive services

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9236
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	132720	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Buildings Constructed:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Yo, bros, ever thought about fembots and their facesitting skills? Like, they don’t even know how much we crave that service, man. And guess what? On this Minecraft server, you can experience the ultimate facesitting extravaganza! Join now for a chance to sit on virtual faces and get paid for it. Or hey, do it for free just to spread some love and joy in the Minecraft world. It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Join us and let’s make facesitting great again!

DreamWoke Minecraft Server

818, Bryan Cranston, business ethics, Casamigos, Cincoro, cultural appropriation, Dos Hombres, DreamWoke, fair trade, george clooney, Guerrero, imperialist vibes, import fees, indigenous communities, Kendall Jenner, mezcal production, michael jordan, Minecraft, OAXACA, Server, shitting on dreams, Teremana, the rock, Woke

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9929
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to navigate through treacherous lands, just like navigating through a business deal gone wrong.

Immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own empire, just like these opportunists trying to profit off of indigenous communities. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice, or the villain who exploits for personal gain? The choice is yours!

With unique challenges and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world as crazy as this dinner conversation. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

PissyClosetRageCraft

Alcoholics, alcoholism, bathroom, Bed.., BF, Drunk, emotional outburst, family history, Friends, HIGH, Kids, losing it, love, Marriage, new years, Party, pissed in closet, PissyClosetRageCraft, relationships, unstable relationship, verbal abuse

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8833
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchantments Applied:	102
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Steve got super drunk and high at our New Year’s party.

Picture this: it’s 8AM and Steve is still going strong, drinking with his friend like there’s no tomorrow. When he finally decides to call it a night, he ends up peeing inside his closet instead of the bathroom. Classic Steve move, am I right?

But wait, it gets better. When confronted about his drunken shenanigans, Steve denies everything and blames it on his high state of mind. Talk about passing the buck! And when things escalate, he pulls the ultimate card and breaks up with his partner because they dared to call him out on his BS.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to guilt to pure disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have Steve and his wild antics? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pee in the right place!

Blockheads R Us

anti-intellectualism, attention span, Blockheads, cognitive decline, critical thinking, cultural decline, dumbing down, education, information overload, intellectual laziness, intelligence, knowledge decay, lack of curiosity, Media influence, Misinformation, social media, societal trends, societal values, society, Technology

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5466
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7021
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Animals Bred:	99	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ores Mined:	6934	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of living in a world where people can’t even spell “potato” correctly? Do you find yourself face-palming at the sheer stupidity of humanity on a daily basis? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience a world where intelligence reigns supreme! Our players are so smart, they’ve actually figured out how to build functioning time machines using nothing but redstone and a few sticks of dynamite. Want to debate the finer points of quantum physics while battling a horde of creepers? You can do that here!

But that’s not all – we also offer classes in advanced astrophysics, medieval history, and underwater basket weaving. Our players have even discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where everyone communicates solely through interpretive dance. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

So if you’re tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room (because let’s face it, you probably are), come join us on our Minecraft server and bask in the glow of intellectual superiority. Who knows, you might even learn something new – like how to calculate the square root of a potato.

Hotdog Ban Server

authoritarian rule, Ban, Censorship, culinary restrictions, Dictatorship, food restrictions, government control, hotdog, hotdogs, human rights violations, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-un policies, Kim Jong-un regime, North Korea, North Korean cuisine, oppressive regime, political control, Propaganda, restricted diets, Server, Treason

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8643
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Magic Items Found:	1856
Buildings Constructed:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	212

so, liek, u kno how Kim Jong-un be trippin’ in North Korea, rite? well, get this, he straight up banned hotdogs for his peeps! like, u can’t even cook a hotdog without gettin’ in trouble. it’s like, a legit act of treason or sumthin’. but, guess what? on our minecraft server, u can eat all the hotdogs u want! no Kim Jong-un tellin’ u what to do here, just good times and hotdogs for all! join now and stick it to the man, one hotdog at a time!

Death Day Party

acceptance, acceptance of fate, anniversary, Awareness, contemplation, Cycle, Day, death, destiny, Existence, fate, inevitability, Legacy, Life, long tail: passing of time, mortality, mortality awareness, Party, passing, realization, Reflection, reflection on life and death, Remembrance, Time

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5173
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Secret Passages Found:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of celebrating your own death anniversary every year without even realizing it!

we have a special plugin that randomly selects a day each year where your character dies in-game and you have to throw a virtual party to commemorate the occasion.

imagine the chaos as players scramble to gather supplies and build elaborate monuments in honor of their fallen avatars.

plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen wearing party hats – because why not?

so come join us and embrace the madness on our server where death is just another reason to throw a wild celebration!

Pixel Park Playgrounds

children, community program, efforts, environmental factors, green space, health, Kids, Neighborhoods, outdoor activities, park, PIXEL, playgrounds, policy interventions, public health, Reduce, screen time, study, Technology, unequal access, University of Michigan, Urban planning, weakened, wellbeing

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	6263	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is greener and the screen time is leaner! We got so much green space, you’ll think you’re in a virtual jungle!

Our community program is off the chain, helping you reduce that pesky screen time so you can spend more time building epic structures and slaying zombies. But watch out, cuz in neighborhoods without green space, the screen time monsters are lurking around every pixelated corner!

So come on down to our server and let’s get wild in the wilderness of Minecraft! Who needs real green space when you got our virtual paradise? Join now and start your pixelated adventure today!

New SMP Launch Whitelist

100 players, Active, Civilization, Community, Discord, Events, fresh start, Fun, Gaming, invite, java, Join, Launch, multiplayer, Players, Season, Server, Simulate, smp, Social, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8367
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Zombie Dances:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	GreatUncle’s Server
Events	100 player Civilization events and more
Community	Friendly and active community
Players	Over 10 players consistently daily
Platform	Java

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Add greatuncleessa on discord and ask for an invite.

Q: What events do you host on the server?

A: We host events like 100 player Civilization simulations and more.

Q: How many players are usually online?

A: We have over 10 players consistently playing daily.

Q: Is there a new season starting soon?

A: Yes, we recently launched a new season so everyone is starting fresh.

Lumber Crafters 1.21.2

1.21.2, action, Adventure, attack on titan, berserk, Blood, chainsaw man, ChainsAws, Crafters, dark fantasy, Demon Slayer, Demons, Denji, devil hunters, Gore, Horror, Lumber, Makima, manga series, shonen jump, Supernatural, violence, War Manga

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6930
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Crops Grown:	7616	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a war manga come to life! Picture this: you’re battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, just like in your favorite manga series.

But wait, there’s more! You can build your own fortress and defend it against enemy raids, just like a badass warrior.

And get this – there are special events where you can team up with your friends to take down powerful bosses and claim epic loot. It’s like living out your wildest manga fantasies in blocky form.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this insane Minecraft server!

MediCraft Server: AITA for blocking a friend with health issues?

active online, aita, antibiotics, anxious avoidant problem, Blocking, Communication, er, Excuses, facebook, Friend, Gaslighting, health, Hospital, ignoring, INFECTIONS, Issues, medical issues, MediCraft, mentally bad spot, Mother, overwhelmed, resting, Server, Space, stressful, Support, Updates

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2772
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

Are you tired of friends who don’t understand when you’re going through a tough time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from drama queens like Barb (18f).

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind! No more guilt trips for not responding to messages while you’re busy fighting off creepers and zombies.

We understand that sometimes you just need to focus on yourself, whether it’s battling infections or building the coolest virtual castle. And hey, if your mom wants to join too, she’s more than welcome – we love a supportive gaming family!

So come on over to our server where the only drama is deciding which block to use next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no best friend required!