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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 3282 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9632 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 14 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 42866 |
ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TALKING LLAMAS? YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. LLAMAS. THAT TALK. IT’S LIKE A FREAKIN’ FAIRY TALE, BUT WITH MORE EXPLOSIONS AND LESS PRINCESSES.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME ON DOWN TO OUR CRAZY SERVER WHERE YEN’S PURCHASING POWER IS LOWER THAN A MOLE RAT’S SELF-ESTEEM. YOU WON’T REGRET IT. (MAYBE)