YeetCraft: Where you either yeet or get jeeted, sar!

4chan, Aneon, awakening, Blind, bondage, BROWN, containment board, Jeet, jeeted, madness, Morphineus, OFFLINE, pajeets, Prison, Rabbit Hole, Reality, SAR, shithole, Splinter, Truth, yeet, YeetCraft

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6306
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality is just a block away from being broken! Join us and embark on a journey filled with mystery, intrigue, and Pajeets !

Ever felt like there’s something off about the world of Minecraft? Like there’s a glitch in the matrix? Well, that’s because the Pajeets are everywhere, lurking in the shadows, waiting to be discovered. You can sense their presence, can’t you? It’s like a creeper creeping up on you, ready to explode your mind!

But fear not, brave player, for we have the answers you seek. Dive deep into the rabbit hole with us, uncover the truth behind the Pajeets , and awaken to a reality you never knew existed. Will you take the Yeet and live in blissful ignorance, or will you take the Jeet and explore the depths of 4chan with us?

Join us now and let’s uncover the secrets of the Minecraft universe together. Remember, all we offer is the truth, nothing more. So grab your pickaxe, follow us down the rabbit hole, and let the adventure begin! Ah kek, are we offline? No way, we’re just getting started!

LateLifeLessonsMC SMP

hindsight, late bloomer, LateLifeLessonsMC, life advice, Life Changes, life education, life experiences, life insights, life journey, life learning, life lessons, life mistakes, life realizations, life reflections, life regrets, life revelations, life transformations, Maturity, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, smp, wisdom

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5794
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

OMG guys, so like, I was playing on this totally epic Minecraft SMP and I learned this lesson way too late in life, like seriously. So, like, I was building this huge castle out of diamond blocks, right? And I didn’t realize until way later that you could actually fly in creative mode. Like, why didn’t anyone tell me this sooner?! I could have saved so much time and effort, ugh.

But anyways, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest adventures and the most hilarious mishaps. Like, one time, we accidentally spawned a million creepers in someone’s house and it was chaos, but also kinda funny. And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a chicken parade around the server. It was so random and weird, but that’s just how we roll.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and nothing makes sense, then you should totally come play with us. We’re always looking for more players to add to our wacky world of blocky madness. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. Don’t ask why, just come join the fun!

WarlockWorks

alchemist, Conjurer, Druid, Enchanter, fortune teller, Mage, magician, Medium, mystic, Necromancer, occultist, psychic, Seer, Shaman, Sorcerer, spellcaster, spiritualist, warlock, WarlockWorks, witch doctor, wizard

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	187
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with basic bros and no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate hangout spot for all the warlocks, wizards, and witchy men out there!

Join our server and unleash your inner magical powers as you battle it out against other players in epic wizard duels. Fly on broomsticks, brew potions, and summon mystical creatures to aid you in your quest for dominance.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Male Witch Coven, a group of powerful sorcerers who control the very fabric of reality itself. Rumor has it that they can turn diamonds into cheese and make creepers breakdance on command.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s truly spellbinding, look no further than ours. Join now and become the magical man you were always meant to be!

UnderseaCraft: EuroBoom!

cables, Communication, critical infrastructure, cybersecurity, data, Defense, Digital, EuroBoom, Europe, european union, Geopolitics, internet, Network, policy, Protection, Risk, SECURITY, Technology, time bomb, undersea infrastructure, UnderseaCraft, Vulnerability

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7374
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466
Runes Activated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	178

u ever wanted to dive deep into the ocean in minecraft? well dis server lets u do dat and more! we got undersea infrastructure like u never seen before, it’s a security time bomb of fun! join us if u wanna explore the depths of the ocean and maybe even find some hidden treasure. who knows what u might discover in our crazy underwater world! come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, fam!

NapCraft: Problem-Solving ZZZ

#ProblemSolving, Ability, afternoon nap, brain function, cognitive function, creative problem solving, findings, improve, mental clarity, nap benefits, nap time, Napcraft, new study, problem-solving skills, productivity, research, REST, Sleep, sleep study, SOLVE, study, target problems, zzz.

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9876
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER AND U CAN NAP ALL DAY TO BECOME A MINECRAFT GENIUS!!! U CAN SOLVE PROBLEMS LIKE A WIZARD AFTER A GOOD NAP, U CAN BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS IN UR SLEEP!!! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT, IF U NAP ENOUGH TIMES, U CAN FLY IN MINECRAFT WITHOUT A ELYTRA!!! JOIN NOW AND NAP UR WAY TO VICTORY, WOOHOO!!!

CootMC

alliances, Bosses, Brewery, Challenges, Character, CootMC, Dungeon, Economy, Kingdom, Leaderboards, Medieval, mobs, music discs, Perks, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, smp, TOWN, Trading, Wars

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Dragons Tamed:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

CootMC Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom Dungeon	Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards
Roleplay System	Create unique characters and work for your town
Player-run Economy	Trade in gold and items with other players
Skill Levelling System	Track and improve your skills for unique perks
Quests System	Complete challenges for special rewards
Other Features	Custom music discs and brewery

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

Q: Can I create my own kingdom on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.

TinyCraft – Spanish Indie 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bait, Chuubas, clean thread, Community, Corpos, discussion, ESmol, ESpanish, Favorite, Garbage, ignoring, Independent creators, indie, offtopic, Reporting, Small, Spanish, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, tinycraft, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1625
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4012
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we talk about our fave Spanish-speaking smol indie vtubers! Like, forget about those big chuubas and corpos, they ain’t welcome here. We keep it real with the underground virtual YouTubers, ya feel me? So, if you wanna be part of the coolest community on the block, hit up this server and let’s chat about our vtuber obsessions together. Don’t let the haters bring us down, let’s keep this thread clean and ignore all the bait and offtopic garbage. Let’s show ’em how we do it in the virtual world!

GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, commemoration, death, epitaph, ETERNAL, Farewell, final wishes, GraveGamer, gravestone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, mortality, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6064
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	53
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

PixelPrideCraft

Accomplishments.., Achievements, best work, Development, memorable experiences., Milestones, noteworthy milestones, personal achievements, personal growth, PixelPrideCraft, platform achievements, platform success, progress, proud accomplishments, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, significant progress, standout moments, success stories

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9384
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
New Chunks Explored:	259487	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Oh, let me tell you about the time I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama on this server! It was a masterpiece, truly a work of art. And the best part? The llama was actually shooting lasers from its eyes. It was epic.

But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4082
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Void Gems Collected:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Enchantments Applied:	114	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2322
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6651
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	551
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Votes:	5027
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!

BloodyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Blood, BloodyCraft, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cramps, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, menstruation, Minecraft, Nickname, Period, period accidents, period shame, period stigma, period talk, relationship, Server, shame, Shaming, SHEETS, Support

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5713
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! We promise you won’t experience any cramps here, but you might just end up with a red spot on your virtual sheets if you’re not careful. Our players are known for their creativity, humor, and ability to turn any situation into a hilarious meme.

Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.

CraftyCoupleRifts

Apology, Appearance, career panel, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, CraftyCoupleRifts, Empathy, fashion, high school, husband, judgment, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, Support, Wife

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4105
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	359	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	271
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about your fashion choices? Look no further than our server! We promise not to judge you based on your outfit, but only on how well you can build a pixelated castle. Join us for a fun and supportive community where we value creativity over couture. Plus, we have a special “Mismatched Monday” event where the wackiest outfit wins a prize! Don’t let your fashion faux pas hold you back, come join us and show off your building skills instead. Remember, in our world, blocks matter more than blazers!

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

activities, Behavior, Carefree, childhood experiences, childhood habit, childhood joy, childhood memories, childhood past, childhood rituals, ChildhoodNostalgia, comfort, Familiar, habits, Innocence, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pastimes, playfulness, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Routine, Simplicity, smp, tradition

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3085
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8660
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8

LOL, okay so like this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing ever, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun but he’s totally harmless, trust me.

Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.

But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!