YeetCraft – Where Ethyria Meets Chaos | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Blue Balls

ABSTINENCE, Balls, blocky, Blue, Celibacy, emotional connection, Intimacy, longest without sex, patience, personal experience, physical intimacy, relationships, self-control, sexual activity, sexual desire, sexual frequency, sexual fulfillment, sexual health, sexual needs, sexual satisfaction, sexually active, temptation, Waiting

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8771
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of spending all your time mining for diamonds and not getting any action in real life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate hookup spot for all your pixelated needs!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about going without sex again – our virtual world is filled with sexy avatars just waiting to get it on with you. From steamy hot tub parties to scandalous pixelated orgies, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So why waste your time with boring old survival servers when you could be getting laid left and right in our virtual paradise? Join now and get ready to experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen – just don’t forget to bring your pickaxe and your condoms!

GreenlandRejectsUS Minecraft Server

Arctic, Autonomy, European, foreign affairs, Greenland, GreenlandRejectsUS, INDEPENDENCE, indigenous rights, international relations, majority, Minecraft, Nordic, North America, opinion, Politics, poll, self-determination, self-governance, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, survey, Territorial, US

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9450
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

are you tired of being a part of the US? do you want to join a server where you can escape the madness and chaos of real life? well, look no further because our minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

join us and become a part of the overwhelming majority of greenlanders who do not want to be a part of the US! we have created a safe haven for all those who seek refuge from the craziness of the outside world.

imagine a world where you can build your own paradise, free from the constraints of society. you can create your own kingdom, rule over your subjects, and live out your wildest fantasies.

but beware, danger lurks around every corner. from creepers to zombies to rival factions, you must always be on your guard. only the strongest and most cunning players will survive in this harsh and unforgiving world.

so what are you waiting for? join our server today and start your journey to freedom and independence. who knows, you might even become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom!

GuantanamoCraft: Trump’s Detention Edition

act of brutality, asylum seekers, border security, Cuba, Cuba-US relations, detention, detention facilities, donald trump, Edition, foreign policy, Guantanamo Bay, Guantanamo Bay detention center, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, international relations, migrant detention, political controversy, Refugee Crisis, Trump administration, Trumps, united states

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1319
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha slide. our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the eiffel tower using only dirt blocks.

if you join our server, you’ll get a pet creeper that tells dad jokes and a diamond sword that shoots lasers. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions where you can battle dragons and unicorns.

our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re at a never-ending block party. we have weekly building competitions where the winner gets a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep.

so come on down to our minecraft server and experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright crazy gameplay you’ve ever seen. you won’t regret it, unless you’re a zombie. zombies aren’t allowed.

AnxietyCraft: Antidepressant Adventures

Adventures, antidepressant, antidepressants, AnxietyCraft, Effectiveness, gad, generalized anxiety disorder, limited data, Long-term impact, medication, mental health, participants, pharmaceuticals, Psychiatry, reduce anxiety, research, review, side effects, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment, trial conditions, Usage

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5485
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Towns Built:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

come join our wacky minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be anxious about is how much fun you’re having! we’ve got 12,000 players who can confirm that playing on our server effectively reduces symptoms of boredom and sadness.

we’ve got limited data on how long you’ll be addicted to our server, but who cares when you’re having this much fun? come build, explore, and laugh your way through our crazy world. plus, our community is so welcoming that you’ll forget all about your real-life problems.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and say goodbye to anxiety and hello to endless entertainment!

Pixel Haven 1.21.1

#Daredevil, 1.21.1, accident, Adrenaline Rush, cautionary example., cautionary tale, dangerous stunts, extreme sports, Fail, Flip, flips, gets obliterated, Haven, near miss, oncoming traffic, PIXEL, reckless driving, risky behavior, social media fail, stunt gone wrong, thrill-seeking, traffic collision, viral video

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4639
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Animals Bred:	85
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like getting hit by a truck but in a good way! I’m talking about flipping and getting obliterated by oncoming traffic, but like, in a virtual blocky world. It’s so wild, you won’t even know what’s real anymore. So come on, join us and experience the chaos and destruction in the most hilarious way possible. It’s a total mind trip, man.

MistressCraft: Job Loss Edition

Affair, BETRAYAL, boundary setting, children, communication breakdown, Confrontation, confrontation at work, Edition, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, family, family dynamics, husband’s mistress, Infidelity, infidelity fallout, Job, job risk, Loss, Marital Problems, Marriage, MistressCraft, relationship struggles, trust issues, workplace drama

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	925
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Secret Passages Found:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, secrets, and scandal!

Imagine this: you log on to our server and find out that your in-game spouse has been cheating on you with another player! But wait, there’s more! They work together at the only virtual grocery store in the desert biome. Will you forgive them and try to work things out, or will you kick them out of your virtual house with no vehicle to get to work?

But that’s not all! Join our server and you might stumble upon a charity event where the mistress is delivering Christmas gifts to your virtual children in your virtual home! Confront her in-game and tell her to stay away from your pixelated family. Will she listen, or will the drama escalate even further?

And don’t forget the twist: your cheating spouse is still carpooling with their affair partner in the game! Will you demand no contact in the virtual world as well, or will you risk their virtual job by making a scene?

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and outrageous storylines! Who needs boring old quests and building when you can have all this excitement instead? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have!

Hatecrafters United

commonly enjoyed dislikes, contrary preferences, HateCrafters, hated activities, misunderstood dislikes, misunderstood hobbies, personal aversions, Pet Peeves, United, unpopular opinions, unpopular tastes, widely disliked things

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4345
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7443

Are you tired of people assuming everyone loves pineapple on pizza? Well, imagine a Minecraft server where pineapple on pizza is banned and anyone caught trying to sneak it in gets banished to the Nether for eternity! Join us for a pizza party like no other and build your wildest creations without the fear of fruity toppings ruining your appetite. Trust us, this server is a slice above the rest!

SovietMinecraft2025

2025, agriculture, Decrease, economic outlook, Economy, food production, food security, global market, government policies, grain exports, historical comparison, import/export, international trade, Moscow Times, predictions, russia, Russian, sanctions, Soviet levels, SovietMinecraft2025, trade relations

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7184
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	144	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the russian grain exports are so low, they’re back to soviet levels in 2025! we’ve got more wheat than you can shake a stick at, and our players are so good at farming, they make stalin proud. join us for a chance to build your own communist utopia in the virtual world, complete with endless fields of wheat and secret police patrols. don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the glory of mother russia in minecraft form. join now before the kgb catches wind of our antics and shuts us down!

Crafty Wife Gaslighter

BETRAYAL, Communication, Crafty, Deception, Emotional Abuse, gaslighter, Gaslighting, gaslighting awareness, gaslighting effects, gaslighting in relationships, gaslighting signs, gaslighting spouse, gaslighting tactics, Manipulation, Marriage, mental health, psychological abuse, relationships, self-doubt, toxic behavior, Trust, Wife

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8340
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	New Chunks Explored:	961343

So, like, imagine this: you join this epic Minecraft server and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. You’ll be mining for diamonds and stumble upon a secret underground rave party hosted by Endermen. And get this, the villagers are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the world with their secret potato army.

But wait, there’s more! The server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

MinecraftOffline

Anarchy, Cheats, Community, Custom Plugins, Discord, discord server, European, finland, Griefing, intel, minecraft server, MinecraftOffline, multiplayer, Network, online gaming, PvE, PvP, RAM, Sandbox, Semi Vanilla, SSDs, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3937
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Divine Spears Created:	28
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	149
Dragon Eggs Found:	5614	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Void Gems Collected:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

MinecraftOffline

Server Overview

Server IP:	minecraftoffline.net
Game Version:	1.21.3
Zero reset policy
Freedom to play	Cheats and griefing permitted (but no spamming allowed)
Unique gameplay features	Custom plugins
Europe-optimised	Hosted in Finland

Technical Specifications

Processor:	Intel XEON E-2276G
Storage:	2x 960GB NVMe SSDs
RAM:	64GB DDR4 ECC
Network:	1 Gbit (Intel I219-LM)

Connect on Discord: https://discord.gg/a83FESY3jF

FAQs

Q: Can I use cheats on the server?

A: Yes, cheats are permitted on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Griefing is allowed, but spamming is not permitted.

Q: What makes the gameplay unique?

A: Custom plugins add unique gameplay features to the experience.

Q: Where is the server hosted?

A: The server is Europe-optimised and hosted in Finland.

Lost in Illusion 1.21

Downtime, Gaming, genshin, healing, health, Illness, ILLUSION, jerk off, leisure, Lost, peak, Recovery, recuperation, Relaxation, REST, School, self-care, sick, Sleep, slow damage, time off, video games

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7771
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	New Chunks Explored:	554664
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Yo, bro, forget about school and responsibilities, come join this Minecraft server where you can escape reality and live your best blocky life!

We got pigs that fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes – it’s a wild party up in here!

Build a castle, mine for diamonds, or just chill and fish all day – the possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s disappointment in me!

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make you forget about being sick and stuck at home. Plus, we have virtual chicken nuggets, what more could you ask for?

FashionFauxPasFunHouse

eboy, embarrassed, Fake, FashionFauxPasFunHouse, fast fashion, Individuality, let him live, looksmaxxing, minimalist aesthetic, personality shift, philosophy major, played him, rebrand, sneaker wall, streetwear, style choices, thrifted fashion, timeless aesthetic, VIBE

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	558
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Potions Brewed:	162	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

So my buddy (let’s call him Milo) has gone through a total transformation, like a caterpillar turning into a hipster butterfly. One day he’s rocking streetwear, the next he’s dressed like a pretentious art student who only drinks artisanal coffee.

But here’s the kicker – he’s decided to bring his new aesthetic to a Minecraft server. Yes, you heard me right. This server is all about embracing your inner minimalist, timeless, espresso-drinking philosopher. Forget about building epic castles or exploring vast landscapes, on this server, we ponder the concept of time and debate the meaning of life while sipping on virtual lattes.

Join us if you want to witness Milo’s evolution from sneakerhead to deep thinker in pixelated form. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own inner hipster artist while you’re at it. Just be careful not to accidentally call someone out for their past fashion choices, or you might end up like me – questioning the very fabric of reality in the world of Minecraft.

CraftyReaders: Fixing the 30-35% Problem

4th grade, 8th grade, academic performance, American students, competent readers, CraftyReaders, education system, educational challenges, educational improvement, educational reform, Fixing, literacy development, literacy gap, literacy intervention, literacy rates, literacy skills, Problem, reading comprehension, reading proficiency, standardized testing, student achievement, student success, test scores

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6144
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Mines Excavated:	2383	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of your kids struggling to read? Do you want to improve their literacy skills in a fun and engaging way? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and watch as your child’s reading abilities skyrocket to new heights! Our virtual world is filled with interactive stories and quests that will have them devouring books faster than you can say “creeper”.

We’ve had parents report that their kids went from struggling readers to bookworms in just a few weeks of playing on our server. Plus, our friendly community of players and moderators are always there to lend a helping hand (or sword) when needed.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and watch as your child becomes a literary genius right before your eyes!

EuroCraft: Defend Our Elections!

collaboration, cybersecurity, DEFEND, Defense, Democracy, digital threats, elections, EU Commission, EuroCraft, Europe, european union, foreign interference, France, germany, influence, international relations, Political, Protection, safeguarding, safeguarding democracy, security measures, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9789
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A FORTRESS PROTECTING YOUR MINECRAFT ELECTIONS FROM FOREIGN INTERFERENCE! JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST CAMPAIGNS AND DRAMA EVER! WE GOT FRANCE AND GERMANY ON BOARD, SO YOU KNOW IT’S LEGIT. VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE BLOCK AND WATCH AS THE DRAMA UNFOLDS! WHO WILL BE THE NEXT MAYOR OF SPAWN TOWN? ONLY ON THIS WILD SERVER! JOIN NOW AND PROTECT YOUR VIRTUAL DEMOCRACY!

Big Plans Small Minds Minecraft

Achieve, AMBITION, big, big plans, Business, determination, dream big, entrepreneur, goal-setting, growth mindset., hard work, innovation, inspiration, leadership, Minds.., mindset, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, Plans, Small, small plans, strategy, success, vision

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1288
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Star Shards Collected:	226
Magic Items Found:	4165	Buildings Constructed:	44
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
New Chunks Explored:	627030	Mines Excavated:	3772
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	8

so, like, there’s this dude who’s, like, super smart and stuff, and he’s got this minecraft server that’s, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, he’s all about making big plans for people who only have small plans, so if you wanna level up your game, you gotta join this server, man.

like, this dude once built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate milk. no joke, it’s, like, the most epic thing ever. and, like, there’s this secret underground base where you can find, like, a million diamonds just lying around.

oh, and did i mention the pet dragons? yeah, you can totally tame your own dragon and ride it into battle against other players. it’s, like, so epic, bro.

so, if you wanna be part of something totally insane and awesome, you gotta join this server, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Players:	98/700	Votes:	2588
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Void Gems Collected:	28
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13