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WeddingCrasher Minecraft Server

attendance certificate, Communication Issues, conference conflict, conflicting schedules, event attendance, friend group dynamics, friend’s wedding, important presentation, individual choices, long distance travel, Minecraft, partner support, personal priorities, relationship dynamics, sacrifice for loved ones, Server, social expectations, wedding etiquette, wedding guest etiquette, WeddingCrasher, work commitment, work event

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8001
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	659
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Love Letters Sent:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472	Divine Spears Created:	28
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s reaction to missing a wedding? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question your life choices just like this 33F did when her 34M boyfriend got upset about missing a wedding!

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to balance attending a conference and a wedding in two different cities just like this poor soul! Will you make it in time for the big event? Or will you end up like this girl, torn between work and love?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also experience the drama of choosing between family events and work commitments, just like this girl’s boyfriend did! Will you be the one to skip out on important family gatherings for a night out with friends?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of conflicting schedules and emotional turmoil! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

SisInLawSux – Need a Break!

annoying sister-in-law, Break, Communication, compromise, destination wedding, extrovert, family conflict, family drama, Family Events, group activities, group travel, Introvert, personal boundaries, personal space, relationship boundaries, self-care, self-preservation, SisInLawSux, social battery, social dynamics, social interactions, social recharge

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2521
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Towns Built:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Emeralds Found:	7084	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and recharge your social battery just like our player who needed a break from Jane! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own sanctuary away from exhausting companions.

Reasons to join our server: – Need a break from annoying NPCs like Jane? We got you covered! – Build your own secret hideout to escape the drama and recharge your social battery. – Explore new lands and meet new friends who won’t drain your energy. – No need to invent bs reasons to escape, just log in and play!

So come join us on our server and leave the exhausting drama behind! Who knows, you might even find some new friends to join you on your solo adventures.

Blocky Adventures: Chapter 2021

Adventures, blocky, Challenges, chapter, embracing uncertainty, finding purpose, inner strength, journey of self-discovery, Life Changes, living in the present, mindfulness, moving forward, new beginnings, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, transformation

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6807
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Villages Defended:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Runes Activated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of living in the boring world of reality? Come join our Minecraft server and enter a whole new chapter of your life filled with adventure, excitement, and blocky goodness!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, battle fierce mobs like the dreaded exploding chickens, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine (we’re talking giant floating tacos and pixel art of Nicolas Cage).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep of infinite wool, the magical potion of unlimited pizza, and the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs (they really know how to drop a beat).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and turn the page to a new chapter of your life filled with laughter, friendship, and plenty of shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NukeCraft Server: Macron’s Warning

Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Frances Macron, global threat, inspections, international relations, iran, Macrons, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, non-proliferation, nuclear deal, nuclear programme, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, point of no return, political tensions, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, united nations, uranium enrichment, Warning

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2011
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Votes:	4458	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Emeralds Found:	6868	Villages Defended:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than the iran nuclear programme!!! frances macron even said we’re nearing the point of no return with our craziness!!! join now for a blast of a time and see if you can survive the chaos!!! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!!! 🤪🧨🔥 #minecraftmadness #boomtime #francesmacronapproved

KurskCraft: Kim Jong Un’s Worst Nightmare

CASUALTIES, casualties in Kursk Oblast, casualties in Russia, Conflict, diplomatic relations, injured troops, international relations, Jong, killed soldiers, Kim, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, military conflict, News, Nightmare, North Korean soldiers, North Korean troops, political tensions, russia, uns, War, world news, WORST, Zelensky

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1790
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 3,800 north korean troops fighting in russia’s kursk oblast but don’t worry they’re just playing minecraft with us now HAHAHAHAHA. zelensky himself said it’s the most epic server he’s ever played on. join us for the chaos and fun, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, then you might regret it a little). sign up now and be part of the madness!

Bot Busters: Humans vs Censors

ACCUSED, Artificial Intelligence, Bot, Bots, Busters, Censors, Censorship, CENSURÉ, cyberbullying, digital identity, discrimination, fake news, false accusations, humans, internet culture, Misinformation, online behavior, online harassment, online security, privacy concerns, social media, Technology

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1733
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	5634	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Crops Grown:	7981	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, if u get accused of being a bot, u get censured like BAM! no questions asked. but don’t worry, cuz we got ur back, fam. we only want real humans up in here, no robots allowed. join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. plus, we got a secret underground disco party every saturday night. u don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. so come on over and join the fun, unless u a bot, then u better watch out.

Dreamscape Kingdom 1.20.2

1.20.2, acceptance, body image issues, body positivity, dating difficulties, dreamscape, emotional distress, fat shaming, Insecurities, Kingdom, Loneliness, love life struggles, no fat GF, no fat GFI suffer, Personal preferences, relationship struggles, romantic challenges, self esteem, self worth, societal pressures, societal standards, tfw, weight preferences

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6587
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

Join our epic Minecraft server for the most insane and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience!

>tfw no fat GFI suffer? Well, on our server, you can unleash your inner fat GFI and dominate the virtual world like never before!

With crazy challenges, wacky mods, and a community of players who are just as weird as you are, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the madness!

Prestigious Oscar Globe

award ceremonies, cinematic achievements, coveted trophies, distinguished awards, entertainment industry, film awards, film festivals, film industry, global recognition, globe, golden globe, Hollywood, international awards, international recognition, movie industry, oscar, PRESTIGIOUS, prestigious accolades, prestigious awards, prestigious honors, red carpet events, top honors

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7496
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we build crazy stuff and have a blast! Whether you’re into mining, crafting, or just chilling with friends, this server is the place to be. We’re more prestigious than a golden globe or an oscar, and we’re not even American! So grab your pickaxe and join us for some wild adventures. See you there, gamers!

ChunkCraft Minecraft Server

Autonomy, body image, ChunkCraft, Communication, consequences, cultural experiences, emotional reactions, family dynamics, Foreign Travel, healthcare concerns, hiking safety, judgment, Minecraft, obesity, overprotection, personal boundaries, Respect, safety precautions, self reflection, sensitivity, Server, sibling relationships, weight discrimination

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4876
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Enchantments Applied:	225
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9065
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Dimension Hops:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling dynamics are taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of exploring foreign lands, just like the OP and their siblings.

On our server, you can hike, climb rocks, and even touch the sea (just make sure you watch out for slippery rocks and unknown depths!). But don’t worry, if you get injured, we have a special feature where your siblings can come to your rescue and carry you to safety.

Just like the OP, you can navigate through tricky situations and learn the importance of respecting each other’s autonomy (even if it means not going down that slippery rock). So come join us and experience the ultimate adventure with your virtual siblings by your side. Who knows, you might even discover a new level of teamwork and camaraderie that you never knew existed!

MineCraftRulzAITA

aita, autistic child, communication breakdown, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Empathy, Frustration, horrible day, MELTDOWNS, MineCraftRulzAITA, parenting struggles, patience, pedestrian safety, road rage, rules of the road, sensory overload, special needs parenting, Street safety, traffic etiquette, Understanding

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6963
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Are you tired of dealing with crazy people running in the street while you’re just trying to take your autistic kid out for some fun activities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the chaos of the real world!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you immerse yourself in a world where running in the street is not only allowed, but encouraged! Build your own sidewalk, bike lane, or even a whole new world where you can drive wherever you please without any crazy encounters.

Forget about swerving into the wrong lane to avoid pedestrians – on our server, the only thing you’ll be swerving around is creepers and zombies! So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limits are those you set for yourself. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life street drama!

CreeperCare: Caring for Explosions

career advancement, Caring, communication skills, creativity, CreeperCare, emotional well being, explosions, financial literacy, FITNESS, goal-setting, healthy habits, learning new skills, mental health, mindfulness, motivation, nutrition, personal development, productivity, relationships, self improvement, Stress Management, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4816
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Animals Bred:	67
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82

Do you wish you cared more about building epic structures in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner architect and create mind-blowing masterpieces that will make even the Ender Dragon jealous.

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Block of Awesomeness, rumored to grant players unlimited creativity and building skills. But beware, the Block of Awesomeness is guarded by a herd of explosive sheep that will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

And if building isn’t your thing, don’t worry! Our server also offers thrilling PvP battles where you can show off your combat skills and claim victory over your fellow players. Just watch out for the sneaky ninja villagers who are known for their deadly precision with a carrot on a stick.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft builder and warrior. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret of the elusive Block of Awesomeness.

Mystic Craft Realms 1.20

Anime, battle cards, card game, collectible card game, Craft, duel monsters, Entertainment, FANTASY, fictional universe, Gaming, Magic, Manga, monster cards, mystic, Realms, role-playing game, science fiction, science vs magic, spell cards, strategy, trading card game, tv show, Yugioh

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7844
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	1473
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Bro, forget about that deep stuff and come join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance to dubstep music. It’s like a rave from another dimension, man! So ditch the debates about Yugioh and come join the insanity on our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but who cares? Just join already!

Blocktopia: DailyGrind

#DailyGrind, blocktopia, Consistency, daily routine, Exercise, goal-setting, gratitude practice, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, journaling, life improvement, meditation, mindfulness, personal growth, positive changes, productivity, reading, self improvement, self-care, sleep routine, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3348
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Void Gems Collected:	22
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ores Mined:	6036

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about boring daily habits again! Our server is so addictively fun that you’ll forget all about brushing your teeth or eating breakfast. Instead, you’ll be too busy battling dragons, building epic castles, and befriending pixelated llamas. Who needs good habits when you can have virtual adventures that will make your real life seem dull in comparison? Join us now and say goodbye to productivity forever!

SepticSleuthCraft

Corruption, crime, Dead, India, Indian, investigation, investigative journalist, Journalism, journalism ethics, Media, murder, mysterious death, News, Police, Press, reporter, septic tank, SepticSleuthCraft, suspicious death, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5236
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

lol imagine being so ded that u end up in a septic tank. well, that’s what happened to this poor indian investigative journalist. but hey, if u join our minecraft server, u won’t end up in a septic tank. u might end up in a lava pit or get attacked by a giant chicken tho. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? come join us for some crazy adventures and maybe u won’t end up like that poor journalist. or maybe u will. who knows? lol.

AppleCraft: Climate Chaos

#sustainability, agricultural challenges, agriculture, America, apple production, apple regions, AppleCraft, Challenges, changing climate, Chaos, climate, climate adaptation, climate change, climate research, crop management, environmental impact, Farming, food supply, fruit industry, Productive, study, Washington State University, weather patterns

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6422
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Void Armor Forged:	21
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Yo, yo, listen up! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where apples reign supreme, but not just any apples – MAGICAL apples that can talk and grant wishes! That’s right, on our server, you can befriend these chatty fruits and have them help you conquer the land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato people who have been plotting to take over the world for centuries. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a giant volcano that spews out diamonds instead of lava. Who needs boring old mining when you can just scoop up shiny gems from a volcano? Plus, our server is haunted by ghostly chickens who will trade you rare items in exchange for their favorite snack – pumpkin pie!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bananas Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Players:	108/500	Votes:	6212
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Towns Built:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2