YeehawNotInUSA Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1528
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Buildings Constructed:	48	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3672
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	179
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magic Items Found:	7293
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2299
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Star Shards Collected:	92	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	620	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1405
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2444
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Buildings Constructed:	28
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magic Items Found:	2011
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	268
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Star Shards Collected:	203	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Buildings Constructed:	42

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7622
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Enchantments Applied:	131	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1043
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3148	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34
Secret Passages Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Animals Bred:	64

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3634
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Alien Abductions:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5362
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2627
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9507
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Animals Bred:	189	Farms Harvested:	782
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2115
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	8930
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6394
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6652
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Dimension Hops:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

Players:	95/900	Votes:	9343
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8