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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 7673 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for players to challenge to a dance-off. And rumor has it, if you can beat him, you’ll unlock the secret recipe for the best virtual pizza in existence.
So why are Americans like this? Because we’ve created a Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, and we want YOU to join us on this crazy adventure. Don’t be a square, join us today!