Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with a bunch of Americans hogging all the diamonds? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “No Americans Allowed” policy! Why, you ask? Because they always steal your crops and leave creepers in your base, that’s why!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and keep those pesky Americans out. We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the server. Plus, every full moon, we hold a dance party in the Nether with the Endermen – trust us, you don’t want to miss it!

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Just remember to leave your American flag at the door – we don’t want any troublemakers here!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Dragons Tamed: 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
Secret Passages Found: 8 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
Meteorites Collected: 2 Falling into the Void: 3
Players Killed by Monsters: 3122 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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