YeehawCraft SMP – No Americans Allowed

Actors, Allowed, AMERICANS, Casting, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, entertainment industry, equality, exclusion, games, gaming industry, Media, Minority representation, opportunities, racial sensitivity, representation, smp, social justice, Stereotypes, talent, video games, YeehawCraft

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3370
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with a bunch of Americans hogging all the diamonds? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “No Americans Allowed” policy! Why, you ask? Because they always steal your crops and leave creepers in your base, that’s why!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and keep those pesky Americans out. We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the server. Plus, every full moon, we hold a dance party in the Nether with the Endermen – trust us, you don’t want to miss it!

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Just remember to leave your American flag at the door – we don’t want any troublemakers here!

Epic Tales Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, animal names, autism flare, chapter titles, comic art, Dinosaurs, Epic, furry creatures, Gon, Gon Selection, High-quality scans, Manga, Masashi Tanaka, mean predators, non-dialogue, Realm, Spanish scans, storytelling genius, Tales, Visual Storytelling, Wilderness, wordless storytelling

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9131
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Yo, bros, listen up! This server is like a manga you don’t even need to read, just like those anons who say they’re too dumb for manga. We got savage dinosaurs, the last one standing is GON, the wildest of them all! He’s out there defending the friendly and furry from the mean and hungry, all without a single word spoken.

And get this, we got those high-quality scans, so no need to worry about bad quality anymore. Spanish scans, English scans, we got it all! So join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing you need to worry about is which dinosaur GON will take on next. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get crazy together!

DadCraft: Oops, My Bad!

bad, DadCraft, Oops

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8334
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door, because here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any surprise visits from long-lost relatives asking for money – unless they’re asking for in-game currency, of course!

So if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities, join our server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

cybersecurity, data access, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, diamonds, financial data, government oversight, government transparency, Information Security, information sharing, personal information, political concerns, privacy concerns, privacy rights, republicans, Safe, sensitive information, Treasury, TreasuryTrolls, unauthorized access, unauthorized use

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1149
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6063
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Crops Grown:	4173	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3842
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1985
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1764
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Potions Brewed:	130

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Farms Harvested:	467	Love Letters Sent:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6997
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
New Chunks Explored:	766976	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

play.minetales.org

Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9851
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	173	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Crops Grown:	4650	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3824
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4210	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4762
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Towns Built:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8368
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5542
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8906
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Crops Grown:	5616
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8305
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7149
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.

Time Overlap Craft 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, building, Craft, creativity, cunny, Exploration, FANTASY, Friends, Gaming, King, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, overlap, role playing, Sandbox, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Time, video games, virtual world

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2427
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Towns Built:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Star Shards Collected:	58	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is where the party never stops and the mobs are always ready to boogie down with you.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses while riding a rainbow unicorn. Yup, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you can do on this server.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games meets a dance-off. You’ll be slaying zombies one minute and busting out your best floss dance move the next.

Plus, the community here is lit AF. You’ll meet fellow gamers who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Together, you’ll conquer dungeons, build epic fortresses, and maybe even start a llama-worshipping cult.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! Cunny and King for life, baby!