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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 3974 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Oh, and get this, we have a secret underground base that’s filled with cake. Yeah, you heard me right, CAKE. And not just any cake, but like, enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. I know, it sounds insane, but it’s totally true.
And the best part? We have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on all the griefers. It’s like having your own personal bodyguard, but way cooler.
So, what have you accomplished this year? Probably not as much as you would if you joined our Minecraft SMP. Just saying.