Yeah, I’m starting to see why historically Britain and Germany…Minecraft SMP Masters

Germany…Minecraft, historical rivalry, Britain, germany, historical context

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between factions that make the Hundred Years’ War look like a playground scuffle.

We’ve got players building castles taller than the Eiffel Tower, and redstone contraptions that would make Da Vinci jealous. And don’t even get me started on the underground secret societies plotting world domination – it’s like a mix between a spy movie and a soap opera.

So why join our server? Well, let’s just say that if you don’t, you might miss out on the chance to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. And trust me, you do not want to miss that. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join the chaos – because in this world, anything can happen.

CompliCraft SMP

smp, Gratitude, encouragement, Support, Kindness

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s LIT AF! The other day, someone told me I had the best pixelated house in the WHOLE server, like can you even believe it?! And get this, there’s a rumor going around that if you join, you’ll find a secret diamond mine that spawns unlimited diamonds, like whaaat?! Plus, the admin once turned into a giant chicken and started attacking everyone, it was HILARIOUS! So come join us for some crazy fun and epic adventures, you won’t regret it, I promise! #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut 🐔💎🔥

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BragCraft – No One Cares!

insignificant achievements, unacknowledged accomplishments, humble brag, Special Skills, self-promotion

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us if you want to brag about having a pet llama that can breakdance, a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against an army of evil villagers with laser eyes, and even participate in a weekly dance-off competition judged by none other than a group of sassy Endermen.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and brag about all the ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll have? Trust us, no one will care about your basic builds anymore once they hear about the epic tales from our server!

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Pixlverse

Parties, Whitelist, Cross-Play, Vanilla, Optional PvP

Pixlverse is a cross-platform vanilla survival server with no griefing, no homes, no teleporting, and no economy. Enjoy optional PvP, parties, land claims, and community-focused gameplay enhanced with unique features and optimizations.

play.pixlverse.net

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ZenCraft Empire 1.20

Corpos, cultural diversity, disproportionately asian, minority groups, Empire

Yo bro, this server is like a wild party where the corpos are all Asian and the indies are all white or Latina! It’s like a crazy social experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way. Join us for some chaotic fun and see if you can survive the madness. Don’t question it, just jump in and embrace the weirdness. You won’t regret it… maybe.

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Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

Futuristic technology, high speeds, modern technology, palmtop sized, AA batteries

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

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New Server IP

Yeah, I’m starting to see why historically Britain and Germany…Minecraft SMP Masters

CompliCraft SMP

BragCraft – No One Cares!

Pixlverse

ZenCraft Empire 1.20

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP