YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure

abduction claim, Average, Conflict, controversy, current events, Departure, extremism, gaza, Hamas, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, KIDNAPPING, MIDDLE EAST, Misinformation, News, Political, Propaganda, Refugee Crisis, Terrorism, voluntary departure, Yazidi community, Yazidi woman, YazidiCraft

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6776
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Votes:	6171
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	415811
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness

PointlessCraft Holiday Hub

absurd holiday, forgotten holiday, holiday, Hub, insignificant holiday, irrelevant holiday, meaningless holiday, mundane holiday, nonsensical holiday, obscure holiday, overlooked holiday, pointless holiday, PointlessCraft, silly holiday, trivial holiday, uncelebrated holiday, uneventful holiday, unimportant holiday, unmemorable holiday, unnecessary holiday, unpopular holiday, unremarkable holiday, useless holiday

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6946
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Crops Grown:	5319
Magic Items Found:	6627	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Farms Harvested:	380	Void Gems Collected:	29
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Join our Minecraft server and celebrate Pointless Holiday Day every day! Why waste time on real holidays when you can join us for a day dedicated to doing absolutely nothing? Our server is full of pointless activities like staring at walls, counting sheep, and organizing your inventory for the millionth time.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t forget about our annual “Build a Giant Potato” competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual french fries.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community dedicated to celebrating the most pointless holiday in the most ridiculous ways possible? Join us now and let the pointlessness begin!

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

advice, Angela Merkel, controversy, current events, diplomatic response, don’t feed the troll, elon musk, German chancellor, germany, internet culture, KrautCraft, leadership, media relations, Minecraft, Musk, online behavior, Politics, public figure, Server, social media, Technology, tesla, trolling, viral news

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9434
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but, like, watch out for the creepers, they’re always tryna blow up our stuff.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs? yeah, it’s pretty sick.

also, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can literally make anything appear out of thin air. need more diamonds? no problem. want a giant castle? easy peasy.

plus, we have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. just remember, don’t feed the troll.

SubmarinelessRussia

Black Sea Fleet, Defense, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, maritime security, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military presence, naval base, naval operations, naval power, russia, russian military, Russian navy, strategic location, SubmarinelessRussia, Submarines, Tartus

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	708
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE SUBMARINES THAN RUSSIA IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA! WE GOT SO MANY SUBMARINES, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE UNDERWATER ALL THE TIME! SWIM WITH THE FISHES AND EXPLORE OUR UNDERWATER CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE LOST CITY OF TARTUS AND UNLOCK ANCIENT TREASURES! WHO NEEDS RUSSIAN SUBMARINES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMOND BLOCKS AND LOST CITIES, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE KING OF THE SEAS! 🐟🌊💎

Brain Chip Cheater Server

academic dishonesty, academic integrity, Brain, brain chip, brain implant, CHEATER, Cheating, cheating advancements, cheating in school, cheating methods, cheating on exams, cheating prevention, cheating techniques, cheating trends, cheating with technology, Chip, cognitive enhancement, education, Ethics, Future, innovation, Server, Technology, test

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3651
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Love Letters Sent:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Crops Grown:	6075	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can do backflips and cows that rap like eminem.

we got a secret underground base where all the chickens wear sunglasses and have dance parties every night.

if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, fam.

so come on over and join the fun, because someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.

Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition

brain function, brain stimulation, Craft, dopamine levels, drug therapy, dyskinesia, Edition, ketamine, levodopa, levodopa-induced dyskinesia, Medical research, motor cortex control, motor function, movement control, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s patients, parkinsons, Treatment

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3834
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.

imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.

we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!

Java Survival

Address, admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, exploits, HACKING, java, land protections, Legitimate, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8751
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

/pol/ approved, 1.21.2, conservative hobbies, Craft, hobbies, hobby activities, hobby choices, hobby discovery, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, hobby interests, hobby pastimes, hobby pursuits, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, HORIZON, new hobbies, New Year, political hobbies, right-wing hobbies, traditional hobbies

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1786
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7701
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	325	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8652
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Dragons Tamed:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3004
Chimeras Created:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention-seeking antics, AttentionHogMinecraftSMP, bad behavior, craving attention, desperate actions, desperate for attention, embarrassing acts, Inappropriate Behavior, negative attention, seeking admiration, seeking approval, seeking approval from others, seeking attention at any cost, seeking recognition, seeking validation, seeking validation from others

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8324
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!

FreeDiamondsOnly

Air, basic needs, clean water, compassion, education, equality, essential services, FreeDiamondsOnly, freedom of speech, fresh food, Happiness, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet access, Justice, Kindness, love, Nature, Peace, Shelter, something free

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9803
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39

Diamonds! And on our server, they are! That’s right, we have a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you anything you want for just a few emeralds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built Nether fortress, where you can battle hordes of zombie pigmen and collect rare loot. So come join us on our server, where the diamonds are free and the adventures are endless!

BorderBrawl Minecraft Server

aggression, border region, BorderBrawl, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, political tensions, power struggle, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6011
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420

so, like, ukraine was all like “russia, u cray cray” and then they launched a counterattack in the border region and it was like BOOM! but then russia was like “oh no you didn’t” but ukraine was like “oh yes we did!” and it was like a minecraft battle but in real life! join our server and be part of the epic battles and drama, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! come join the fun, it’s gonna be lit!

Elon’s Parliament DissolveCraft

Britain, DissolveCraft, elon musk, Elons, forbes, king charles, lawmakers, misinformed, Parliament, Tesla CEO

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	480
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Divine Spears Created:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

lol dis server is like if elon musk was in charge of parliament and king charles was just chillin like “yo, dissolve dat shiz”. u gotta join cuz we got crazy redstone contraptions that will make ur brain explode with confusion. also, rumor has it that if u build a giant tesla coil, elon musk himself will come and give u a high five. lawmakers be like “wtf is dis server even about” but who cares, we’re here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. so come join us and let’s make minecraft history together!

Underwear Land – No Pants Required

clothing, comfort, fashion, History, hygiene, invention, Land, modesty, necessity, pants, required, societal norms, underclothes, undergarment design, undergarment evolution, undergarment history, undergarment industry, undergarment innovation, undergarment technology, undergarment trends, undergarments, Underpants, underwear

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8356
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Void Gems Collected:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Divine Spears Created:	11

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we wear underwear on our heads cuz why not?! We got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese! Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet rock that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t miss out on the underwear party of a lifetime!

Gut Bacteria Rats Mediterranean Memory Boost

Bacteria, Boost, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health diet, brain-boosting, cognitive function, cognitive performance, dietary habits, Gut, gut bacteria, gut health, health benefits, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Mediterranean, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, Mediterranean food, Memory, memory enhancement, memory improvement, Microbiome, nutrition, Rats

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3577
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

so, liek, u know how ur brain needs sum gud food to werk right? well, dis server is liek da Mediterranean diet for ur minecraft brain! we got all da brain-boosting benefits u need to pwn dem creepers and zombies.

wen u join dis server, ur gut bacteria will be all like “woah, dis place is dope!” and u will start to remember where u put ur diamonds and stuff. ur cognitive performance will be off da charts, u will be building epic structures and redstone contraptions in no time.

our server is da secret sauce to unlocking ur inner minecraft genius. so come join us and let’s change ur gut bacteria for da better!