New Minecraft Servers

”YASSSS Queen Minecraft”

”YASSSS Queen Minecraft”
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Players: 103/100 Votes: 3015
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded: 48 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
Wilderness Tamed: 17 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old run-of-the-mill gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the absolute chaos of trying to survive in a world filled with flying llamas that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! Don’t worry, though, because you can tame them and ride them into battle against a horde of zombie Elvis impersonators.

But wait, that’s not all! Our server also has the rarest of rare items like diamond-encrusted armor that turns you into a disco ball, making you the life of the party wherever you go. And let’s not forget about the secret underground dance parties where you can show off your best creeper-inspired dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies armed with explosive carrots – they’re no joke!

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  • CraftyBorderWars

    CraftyBorderWars
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 2889
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Towns Built: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Animals Bred: 82 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing going up is the level of fun! Forget about trade wars and economic uncertainty, join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated chaos.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our virtual economy is booming! With goods from Mexico and Canada getting more expensive in the USA, our USA-made competitors are taking full advantage by raising their prices by only 15 or 20%. It’s like a virtual Black Friday sale every day!

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and crazy characters. From a creeper who moonlights as a stand-up comedian to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society, you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon.

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the fun. Who needs real-world economics when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow gamers? See you in the virtual world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PanamaCraft Server

    PanamaCraft Server
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 5575
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Void Gems Collected: 28 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Potions Brewed: 100
    Buildings Constructed: 8 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how trump is always saying crazy stuff, right? well, he just went and said he’s gonna take back the panama canal or else something super powerful will go down. like, imagine if he actually did it and then the whole world went crazy? that’s the kind of chaos u can expect on our minecraft server. join now for a wild ride of epic proportions! we promise u won’t regret it…or maybe u will, who knows? just come and see for urself!

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  • BoomCraft: Russia’s Oopsie War

    BoomCraft: Russia’s Oopsie War
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 8908
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 35 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN RUSSIA IS TALKING ABOUT IT? YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE’RE SO POPPIN’ THAT EVEN WAR NEWS IS COVERING US!

    SO, HERE’S THE TEA: WE’VE GOT LANDMINES IN OUR SERVER THAT’LL BLOW YOUR MIND! LITERALLY! JUST LIKE THAT HIGH-RANKING RUSSIAN DUDE WHO GOT CAUGHT IN ONE OF OUR EPIC EXPLOSIONS. RIP, AMIRITE?

    BUT DON’T WORRY, WE’VE GOT RESPAWN POINTS FOR DAYS, SO YOU CAN KEEP COMIN’ BACK FOR MORE CRAZY ADVENTURES. JOIN US NOW AND SEE WHY EVEN WORLD LEADERS CAN’T RESIST THE URGE TO PLAY ON OUR SERVER. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY!

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  • Rare Disease Rave

    Rare Disease Rave
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 7178
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Falling into the Void: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 21 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. We got like, rare diseases and stuff, but don’t worry, it’s all in the game, ya know? Join us and you might catch the rare bullous pemphigoid disease and get super powers or something. And like, even after you get vaccinated in the game, the risk is still there, so it’s like a never-ending adventure, man. We need better research on these rare diseases, so come join us and help us figure it all out. It’s gonna be wild, dude. See you on the server, where the craziness never stops!

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  • Full Vanilla

    Full Vanilla
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 6515
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Star Shards Collected: 161 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Villages Defended: 10
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Dimension Hops: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Farms Harvested: 982
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39

    New Minecraft Servers

    Full Vanilla Minecraft Server

    Server emerald.magmanode.com:31543
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    Rules
    • No cheating
    • Be respectful

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    Why are the servers sometimes slow? The servers may be slow due to budget constraints. Consider supporting us by donating or upgrading our server plan.
    Are mods allowed on the server? No, this is a full vanilla server and mods are not allowed.
    Can I join the Discord server? Yes, you are welcome to join our Discord server for updates and community interactions.

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  • New World Odyssey 1.21

    New World Odyssey 1.21
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 287
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 53 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience a wild ride of chaos and madness!

    We have more mobs than you can shake a stick at, including flying pigs and dancing creepers!

    Build your dream castle and then watch it get destroyed by a giant rainbow-colored dragon that shoots out fireworks!

    Don’t forget to collect our special rare items like a diamond pickaxe that sings show tunes or a potion that turns you into a talking potato!

    And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the zombies are breakdancing!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Cool vs. Hot Minecraft Server

    Cool vs. Hot Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 4659
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 39
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of battling over the thermostat with your significant other? Join our Minecraft server where you can control the temperature of your virtual house to your heart’s content! No more arguments over whether it’s too hot or too cold, because in our world, you’re the boss of the thermostat.

    Imagine a world where you can set the temperature to a perfect 65-70F without anyone questioning your choices. Want to crank it up to 72-74F on a rare occasion? Go for it! No more locking out ranges or constant battles over the ideal temperature. It’s a virtual paradise for those who like to keep things cool.

    And if your partner insists on a toasty 77-79F, don’t worry – you can escape to our server and enjoy the perfect temperature without any hormonal/physiological accusations. No more questioning if you’re menopausal or pre-menopausal, because in our Minecraft world, everyone is free to set the temperature they desire.

    So come join us and say goodbye to thermostat wars in the real world. In our server, you can open all the windows you want without any judgment, and even turn the heat down to the lowest setting when your partner is away. It’s a virtual paradise for those who just want to be comfortable in their own home.

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  • NoBoysAllowedMC

    NoBoysAllowedMC
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 7044
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 414
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of waiting hours in the dark for someone who can’t even keep track of their own car? Then join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be waiting for is the next epic adventure!

    Unlike that boyfriend who couldn’t even show up on time for your anniversary, our server is always ready to provide you with non-stop fun and excitement. No more tears, no more drama – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

    So say goodbye to disrespectful partners and hello to a world where you are truly appreciated. Join our server today and let the good times roll!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Lash Wave Experiments

    Lash Wave Experiments
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 6326
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 35
    Falling into the Void: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit millimeter wave exposure simulations for your eyeballs! watch as your eyelashes and eyelids get zapped with electromagnetic fields, giving you superpowers like laser vision and the ability to see through walls. who needs x-ray goggles when you have minecraft eyelid radiation absorption?! join now for a truly electrifying experience that will leave you seeing stars (literally). trust us, it’s eye-mazing!

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  • The Perch

    The Perch
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 7250
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Void Armor Forged: 14
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Searching for a new server to call home? Don’t search further! Welcome to The Perch!

    We are a semi-vanilla, community-driven server which excels at introducing refreshing and custom features without bloating core gameplay. We’re transparant in every way we can be; and listen to our community at all times.

    And much more! Our server offers a ton of refreshing features you won’t find elsewhere.

    • IP: mso.the-perch.net • Discord: https://discord.the-perch.net/ • Map: https://map.the-perch.net/

    We hope to see you join our great community soon!

    mso.the-perch.net

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  • Crafted Worlds 1.20.1

    Crafted Worlds 1.20.1
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 6940
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 94 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 16 Zombie Dances: 1
    Villages Defended: 9 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta check out this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of pixelated wonder and chaos! Join us on this epic journey of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where anything is possible!

    We’ve got crazy mods that will blow your mind and make you question reality. Like, seriously, who needs real life when you can have a pet dragon in Minecraft?

    And don’t even get me started on the epic events we host, from massive PvP battles to treasure hunts that will have you digging for days. Plus, our community is lit AF, full of hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure! Just click that link and let the madness begin!

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  • PierceCraft Minecraft Server

    PierceCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 9345
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Dimension Hops: 6
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Magic Crystals Found: 9
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in letting your blocky avatar make its own choices! Just like this player’s daughter should have the choice to get her ears pierced when she’s ready, we believe in giving you the freedom to build, mine, and craft however you please.

    Join us and experience the freedom to choose your own path in the world of Minecraft. Want to build a giant chicken statue? Go for it! Feel like creating an underground lair filled with lava and traps? The choice is yours! Just like this player’s husband should be responsible for the ear piercings, you can take charge of your own adventures on our server.

    Don’t let anyone tell you how to play – join us and let your creativity run wild. And remember, on our server, you’re never obligated to clean up after anyone else’s messes (unless, of course, you want to). So come on in and let the fun begin!

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  • WeddingBailCraft

    WeddingBailCraft
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 4923
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Crops Grown: 2944
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Towns Built: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Runes Activated: 0
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Gods Slained: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of drama in real life? Looking for a place where you can escape all the gossip and betrayal? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where your personal business stays personal and your ex-boyfriend can’t follow you around.

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without worrying about nosy neighbors spreading rumors about your breakup. Explore vast landscapes and mine for diamonds without anyone asking about your apartment search. And best of all, no one will push for details about your personal life in front of the bride’s family!

    So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where you can be whoever you want to be. And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole!

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  • NoLuv4U Minecraft SMP

    NoLuv4U Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 6103
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9858 Runes Activated: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, like, have you heard about this totally rad Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the best thing ever, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have, like, the most epic builds and the craziest redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen. And, like, the admins are so cool, they once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a giant zombie horde. It was, like, so epic, bro.

    But, like, the best part is the community, man. We’re all a bunch of crazy goofballs who love to pull pranks on each other and have epic PvP battles. One time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a chicken dance-off in the town square. It was, like, the funniest thing ever, bro.

    So, like, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, you gotta come check us out. Just be prepared for a wild ride, bro. And remember, if someone says “I love you,” just respond with “I love Minecraft more.” It’s, like, the ultimate comeback, bro.

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  • NostalgicCraft

    NostalgicCraft
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 1329
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 38 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 26 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember those days when you were a young whippersnapper, playing on your ancient computer with dial-up internet? Well, if you want to relive those glory days, then you need to join our Minecraft server! We’ve got pixelated graphics that will make you feel like you’re back in the ’90s, and our community is full of old-school gamers who love to reminisce about the good old days.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret stash of vintage computer games hidden in their lair. If you can defeat the dragon and loot their treasure, you’ll be able to play all your favorite classics like Oregon Trail and Minesweeper right in Minecraft!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate nostalgia trip of a lifetime. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden floppy disk of power, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can play Pong against Notch himself. Trust us, this server is a blast from the past that you won’t want to miss!

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