YakCraft Minecraft Server

awkward, awkward moment, comedian, comedic flop, comedy, comedy routine, EMBARRASSING, failed attempt., humor, humorless, Impression, JOKE, Minecraft, no laughs, Performance, Russian, Server, soviet union, stand up, work, Workplace, YakCraft, Yakov Smirnoff

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4363
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Tired of your jokes falling flat like a creeper explosion in the desert? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your comedic genius in a world where laughter is the currency! We’ve got more laughs than a pig wearing a top hat, and more fun than a chicken riding a minecart. So come on down and show off your best Yakov Smirnoff impression – we guarantee you’ll get more laughs than a villager trading emeralds for bread!

BlockyBodyLove

BlockyBodyLove, Body appreciation, body image, body positivity, Confidence, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self love practice, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-affirmation, self-care, self-empowerment, self-forgiveness, self-love journey, self-validation

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9392
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Void Gems Collected:	34	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of being body-shamed by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is all about body positivity! Join us and watch as your blocky avatar gains confidence and starts strutting its stuff in those pixelated leggings. Our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your dream body one block at a time. So come join us and let’s show those mobs that we’re beautiful just the way we are!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2348
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5687	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Animals Bred:	119	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mines Excavated:	3617	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4155
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Star Shards Collected:	194	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2794
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6352	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	500
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Star Shards Collected:	257

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3114
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7626
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Towns Built:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5337
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	833
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7683
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mines Excavated:	1461
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Dimension Hops:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	47

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7939
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2741
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Enchantments Applied:	251	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8616
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Emeralds Found:	8721	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9580
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dimension Hops:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	721
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5408
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Towns Built:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5223
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3032
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!