Yagoo’s Pissed Minecraft SMP

Agitated, anger, ANNOYED, exasperated, Frustration, furious, incensed, infuriated, irate, irritated, livid, mad, Minecraft, pissed, RAGE, Seething, smp, Upset, Vexed, wrathful, Yagoo, Yagoos

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6305
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the drama is so intense, even Yagoo himself is losing his mind trying to keep up with it all.

Picture this: a server where alliances are constantly shifting, backstabbing is the norm, and the chat is filled with more tea than a high school gossip session. Yagoo is probably pulling his hair out right now trying to make sense of all the chaos.

But hey, who needs order when you can have chaos, am I right? So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and maybe even make Yagoo question his life choices), then come join us! Just be prepared for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life.

Divergent SMP New Season

application, apply, Community, content creators, Discord, divergent, Events, Experience, Friends, frozen, Fun, java, Minecraft, new world, Ravine, Reset, rules, Season, Server, smp, Spawn, Winter

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1489
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Divergent SMP 7th Season Overview

Info	Description
Server Name	Divergent SMP
Season	7th Season
World Reset	Less than a month ago
Spawn	Hand selected frozen ravine
Whitelisted	Yes
Application	Required to join

FAQ

How do I apply to join Divergent SMP?

To apply to join Divergent SMP, visit apply.divergentsmp.net and follow the application process.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a set of rules that all players must follow. These rules ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone on the server. Make sure to read and understand the rules before applying to join.

Is there a Discord server for Divergent SMP?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a Discord server where players can communicate, participate in events, and interact with the community. Once you are accepted into the server, you will receive an invitation to join the Discord server.

Late Favorite Moments 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2014, best moment, Cherished moments, Favorite, favorite memories, favourite moment, highlights, Late, looking back, memorable events, Memories, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, past year, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscence, Reminiscing, special memories, time gone by, unforgettable times, Year In Review

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8269
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Bro, forget 2014, join this Minecraft server where every moment is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure chaos and shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that shoots fireballs made of cheese!

Or how about this: you’re building a majestic castle and a group of mischievous llamas start photobombing all your screenshots, but instead of getting mad, you end up having a llama dance party on the roof!

Trust me, on this server, every moment is a potential meme waiting to happen. So why live in the past when you can join us and create unforgettable memories that will make 2014 look like a snoozefest in comparison? Let’s go on this wild ride together, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

childhood home, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, financial constraints, Guilt, holiday drama, long distance family, Minecraft, parental separation, public school teacher, Resentment, rocky relationships, Server, sibling relationships, step siblings, step-family, stepmom issues, wedding expenses, wedding invitation, WeddingCraft

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2176
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of broken ankles, crazy stepmoms, and weddings you don’t want to attend. On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about crawling out of windows with a cast on or spending thousands of dollars flying across the country for awkward family gatherings.

We promise you won’t find any 30-year-old stepbrothers taking over childhood bedrooms here. And if you’re a public school teacher on a budget, don’t worry – our server is free to join and full of laughs.

So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your pixelated house. See you there!

SkiBaeBlockParty

Austria, Austria trip, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, Confrontation, doubts, free trip, Girlfriend, inappropriate videos, Jealousy, relationship, Respect, ski trip, SkiBaeBlockParty, skiing skills, Trust

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8970
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9483	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the relationship drama and just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers!

Join our server and leave all the boyfriend’s childhood best friend drama behind. No need to worry about inappropriate videos or exes getting in the way of your gaming experience. Plus, we offer free trips to Austria for all players (just kidding, we wish we could offer that but unfortunately, it’s just a Minecraft server).

So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night or not!

BalloonPopper Minecraft SMP

balloon bursting, balloon cleanup, balloon deflation, balloon destruction, balloon disposal, balloon disposal ideas, balloon disposal methods, Balloon pop, balloon popping, balloon popping techniques, balloon recycling, balloon removal, balloon waste, balloon waste management, BalloonPopper, balloons, eco-friendly balloon disposal, Minecraft, Party, party cleanup, popping balloons, smp, sustainable party cleanup

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5604
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6095	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have the craziest events like llama races and creeper karaoke nights, it’s lit AF. And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, we have one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing sheep, it’s hilarious.

But the best part is the community, everyone is so friendly and funny, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us and let’s pop those balloons together, in the most ridiculous ways possible! 🎈🎉🐑🎤🚀

BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2948
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	4680	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393	Chimeras Created:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6528	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Towns Built:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6305
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	190
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1994
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Magic Items Found:	4556	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1089
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Void Armor Forged:	23
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9734
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Enchantments Applied:	148
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Votes:	9844
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7128
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Dimension Hops:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

The owner of the “StalkerMc – RPG and OLD” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gx.stalkermc.ru

Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6342
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Buildings Constructed:	35
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2803
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Magic Items Found:	8482
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3362
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	152
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Gods Slained:	0	New Chunks Explored:	263661
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Towns Built:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.