New Minecraft Servers

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with Phasecucks who just don’t appreciate all that Plappa has to offer? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us at HololiveEN for the next generation of gaming hilarity and chaos.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Plappa was wandering through the pixelated world of Minecraft when suddenly she stumbled upon our server. The moment she stepped foot in our virtual realm, she knew she had found her true home. The other players welcomed her with open arms, showering her with virtual gifts and endless memes.

But the real magic happened when Plappa discovered the secret underground dance party that only the most elite players knew about. The music was bumping, the lava was flowing, and everyone was doing the Chicken Dance like their virtual lives depended on it. Plappa had never felt more alive (or blocky) in her entire Minecraft existence.

So, if you want to experience the same level of absurdity and pure joy that Plappa did, then come join us at HololiveEN. Phasecucks need not apply – only the most outrageous and fun-loving players are welcome here. Let’s mine, build, and dance our way to victory together!

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

  • InfluencerVibesMC SMP

    InfluencerVibesMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP because all the influencers are here! Like, we’ve got PewDiePie building a giant diamond castle and Ninja doing parkour challenges with creepers. And don’t even get me started on MrBeast, he’s giving away stacks of diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a PvP battle!

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties with Notch and Herobrine. And every full moon, StampyLongNose transforms into a werewolf and goes on a rampage through the server. It’s wild, I tell ya!

    Plus, we have the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen, like rainbow-colored Endermen and flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Steve, who grants wishes to anyone who can find him.

    So come join us on this crazy, chaotic, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before, I promise you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCreeper23

    CraftyCreeper23

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you feeling lost and confused at 23? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and pixelated shenanigans that will make you forget all about your quarter-life crisis.

    On our server, you can build your dream castle, fight off hordes of zombies with nothing but a carrot, and even ride a llama into battle. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a virtual warrior in a world made of cubes?

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams come true. So why waste your time figuring out what to do with your life when you can just join us and live out your fantasies in block form? Trust us, it’s way more fun than adulting.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TariffCraft Minecraft Server

    TariffCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can break dance. not even kidding, bro.

    if you don’t join, trump is gonna come and put tariffs on your butt. like, he’s gonna be all like “buy more US oil and gas or else!” and you don’t want that, do you? nah, man, you wanna be chillin’ on this server with us.

    plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. but seriously, you gotta join this server, it’s lit AF.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SatanicCraft: Russia’s No-No List

    SatanicCraft: Russia’s No-No List

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how russia be all like, “no satan stuff allowed here”? well guess what, our minecraft server is all about that satanic temple vibe! join us for some wickedly fun gameplay and summon demons to help u build ur epic castle!

    we got all the occult ideology u could ever want, plus a side of chaos and mayhem. come join us and be part of the most badass group of players in the minecraft universe. who needs russia when u can have the power of satan on ur side?

    join now and let’s raise some hell together! but like, in a fun way, ya know? no actual demons allowed, just virtual ones. let’s make russia regret putting us on their list of ‘undesirable’ groups. we’ll show them what true power looks like!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Dictionary Quest

    Crafty Dictionary Quest

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where page numbers are as useless as a screen door on a submarine! why bother with numbers when you can just type in the letter you need, amirite?

    we’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you, like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick! or how about building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon?

    join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?). so what are you waiting for? come join the madness today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP