| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 261 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 750719 | Magical Moments Shared: | 10 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4304 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
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| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 6467 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 3386 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Not to mention, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. We’ve got events that will make your head spin faster than a Beyblade on steroids. And our mods? They’re more powerful than a toddler on a sugar rush.
So come on down and join us on this wild ride of epic proportions. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will. Who knows? Life is a mystery, just like why we can’t resist eating that extra slice of cake.
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 5607 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 13 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and crafting epic creations. But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll never have to worry about unflushed toilets or messy roommates. Our virtual world is clean, organized, and free of any underwear on the floor!
So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a strict “flush after peeing” policy that ensures a fresh and pleasant gaming experience for all. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who actually know how to use a dishwasher. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who haunts players that leave food wrappers lying around. Spooky, right?
So come on over and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft – where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds. See you in the game!
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 8826 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 20 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Looking for a place to chill after a rough day? Our server is the perfect getaway, where you can build your dream world and forget about all the craziness happening in the real world. Plus, we have virtual cookies that never run out, so you’ll never go hungry!
Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content. No more bombshells or awkward conversations here – just pure, unadulterated fun!
Join us now and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s build, laugh, and create unforgettable memories together. See you in the virtual world!
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 9186 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 3186 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 242 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 12 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
build your own tesla factory and try to avoid the crazy canadian tariffs. maybe you can negotiate with justin trudeau himself, who knows.
watch out for moose roaming around the server, they might try to steal your diamonds. or maybe they just want to take a ride in your tesla, who knows.
join now for a wild ride filled with tariffs, teslas, and moose. it’s gonna be a blast, eh!
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 4678 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 333 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this totally rad trade deal with canada. you’ll be trading diamonds for maple syrup and beaver pelts. it’s gonna be lit, bro.
plus, there’s this rumor that if you join the server, you’ll get superpowers. like, you’ll be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes. it’s gonna be insane, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic trade deal in minecraft history. ecuador president approved, bro.
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 1002 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
if you join this server, you’ll, like, unlock superpowers and be able to, like, fly around and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.
oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and rescue princesses. it’s, like, straight out of a fairy tale, man.
so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 1325 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 1513 |
| Server Info | Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21. |
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| Reset | Vote for resets on Discord. |
| Gameplay Features | No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim. |
play.hotdogwater.dog| Question | Answer |
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| Can I use mods on the server? | Only approved mods are allowed, no cheating or hacking mods. |
| How often are resets voted on? | Resets are typically voted on every few months, depending on player feedback. |
| Is griefing allowed? | Yes, griefing is allowed as part of the server rules. |
| Are there any restrictions on building? | There are no land claims, but players are free to build wherever they like. |
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 2812 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! This server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers because Queen Poki herself graces us with her presence. She’s like the goddess of gaming, blessing us with her epic skills and dank memes.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers explode into confetti. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic gaming community in the universe. Queen Poki thread? Queen Poki thread.
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 9535 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 28 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 140 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Minecraft in a whole new way. Who says you can’t still have fun and get frisky in your golden years? Our server is full of surprises and excitement around every corner.
From building giant retirement homes to battling it out in epic PvP battles with your fellow seniors, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of Viagra potions to keep you going all night long.
So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the most unexpected of places.
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 1171 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 3092 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 5875 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 407131 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
our server is like a magical land where anhedonia doesn’t exist. you’ll be laughing and having the time of your life 24/7. our players have reported feeling like they’re on cloud nine, with non-stop fun and excitement at every turn.
we’ve even had neuroimaging studies done that show our server can alter your brain connectivity in the best way possible. say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless joy and happiness!
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, outrageous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 7437 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 5835 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 127 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| IP Address | softslayer.com |
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Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!
SoftSlayer is a Semi-Vanilla Survival server full of history that has been around for over 13 years (est. June 2011). We’re a friendly community that welcomes everybody as long as you love Minecraft! Our server is small and sweet, with the average number of players online ranging from 15 to 35. The map is permanent (no map resets, map has been live since June 2023), and there is keepInventory in the overworld. There are no P2W perks, and no land claim; we rely on the whitelist and tracking add-ons to keep your builds grief-free.
We’re not asking much rules-wise, just no griefing, stealing, cheating or harassing others. Our main goal is to host a chill environment where our players can relax and be themselves. Those against this idea will quickly find themselves looking for a new server 😉
Join us today by applying in our Discord! The application is very simple, just some questions to help us gauge the kind of player you are, and if you would be a good fit for SoftSlayer. Hope to see you online!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 3885 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 9013 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 19 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
Imagine diving into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but in blocky pixel form.
You’ll never be bored on this server, I promise you. From building giant statues of Steve to riding llamas into battle, the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the cabinet of silly water and join the madness!
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 8946 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your dad trying to move in and crash on your virtual couch. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (definitely not money your dad can ask for).
So why join our server? Well, for starters, you won’t have to deal with any pesky family members asking for handouts. Plus, who needs $20k when you can have unlimited virtual riches in the form of pixelated blocks? Say goodbye to awkward phone conversations and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.
Join us now and leave your real-life problems at the door (or rather, the pixelated portal)!
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 3315 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 51 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from all the chaos of everyday life. You can build your dream world, explore new lands, and make friends with fellow players who understand the need for a little break from reality.
And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for taking some time for yourself. Just like this mom, who thought she could have a peaceful dinner without her baby, you deserve a little me-time too!
So come join us on our server and let all your worries melt away. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some frozen breastmilk in the fridge (just kidding, we don’t condone leaving babies unattended)!