Y2K Panic Minecraft Server

“millennium”, Memories, Reflection, Minecraft, introspection

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Picture this: it’s Dec 31, 1999, 11:59pm and instead of worrying about Y2K, you’re logging into our server for the craziest New Year’s Eve party ever! We’ve got exploding creepers, diamond rain showers, and a dance floor made entirely of enchanted golden apples. Join us and ring in the new millennium in style, because on our server, the party never stops!

Aztec Empire 1.21.3

united states, Diversity, immigration, fat, Mexican people

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wild world of Californian Mexicans in a whole new light! We’ve got people of all heights, but don’t worry, you’ll always be at least a foot taller than the average player – just like in real life!

Watch as our players age worse than any other ethnicity you’ve ever seen, it’s like watching a time-lapse of wrinkles forming in real-time! And don’t even get me started on the number of kids they have – it’s like a never-ending baby shower on our server!

Plus, we’ve got small living spaces galore! You’ll feel right at home in our cramped virtual world, just like that family of five in a two-bedroom apartment.

So come join us and see for yourself why these Mexicans are nothing to fear – they’re just busy building their virtual generational wealth, one block at a time!

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CreeperCraft: “That was a total blockhead move”

embarrassing statements, awkward situations, things not to say, things to avoid saying, post-coital talk

Join our Minecraft server if you want to hear the worst thing you can say after sex – “I’m sorry, I forgot to save my game!” Our server is so addictive, you won’t even remember to save your progress in real life. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make your ex jealous. So come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns – just like your last one night stand!

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EuroCraft: 3rd Anniv Minecraft Server

Canada, Peace, global politics, protest, russia

hey u, ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? then come join our server, where we have thousands of players from europe, canada, and even russia! we are celebrating the 3rd anniversary of russia’s invasion with a massive rally, where u can join in on the fun and show off ur skills. build epic bases, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even make some new friends along the way. so what r u waiting for? join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft server around!

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TankCraft: No Return Gaza

Refugees, borders, TankCraft, palestinian authority, jerusalem

OMG SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE ISRAEL SENDING TANKS INTO WEST BANK BUT IN MINECRAFT LOL. U CAN BE A TANK AND CHASE AWAY FLEEING PLAYERS WHO CAN’T COME BACK HAHA. JOIN FOR THE EPIC TANK BATTLES AND CRAZY ESCAPES. ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE U CAN HIDE FROM THE TANKS AND PLOT REVENGE. COME JOIN FOR THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, IT’S LIT AF!

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PixelPump InsulinCraft

Autoimmune Disease, blood-vessel-forming cells, Type 1 diabetes, diabetes research, Engineered

haha so like, u know how u always gotta deal with diabetes and stuff? well, not on this server, fam! we got insulin-producing cells and blood-vessel-forming cells that will straight up cure ur type 1 diabetes like magic. just hop on this server and say goodbye to all ur diabetes problems, cuz we got the cure, baby! no more insulin shots or blood sugar checks, just pure Minecraft fun with a side of medical miracles. join us now and live the dream of a life without diabetes, all thanks to our crazy awesome cells and stuff. u won’t believe it til u try it, so come on and let’s cure diabetes together, one block at a time!

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Y2K Panic Minecraft Server

Aztec Empire 1.21.3

CreeperCraft: “That was a total blockhead move”

EuroCraft: 3rd Anniv Minecraft Server

TankCraft: No Return Gaza

PixelPump InsulinCraft