Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 5
Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
Emeralds Found: 7382 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • The Block Party Minecraft Server

    The Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of voter irregularities and voting machine drama in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the place to escape all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans.

    On our server, you can build your own voting machine out of redstone and pistons, ensuring that your vote is always counted (unless a creeper blows it up, of course). And if you’re feeling extra ambitious, you can run for mayor of our virtual town and implement your own crazy voting rules – majority rule by sheep, anyone?

    But beware, there are rumors of voter fraud happening in our server as well. Some players have been accused of stuffing the virtual ballot box with stacks of diamonds in exchange for power. Will you be a hero and expose the corruption, or will you join the dark side and become a corrupt politician yourself?

    So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than the redstone contraptions is the political landscape. Who needs real-world drama when you can have all the excitement and intrigue right here in our virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Potions Brewed: 98
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Buildings Constructed: 26
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • > be me, 2017 Minecraft SMP

    > be me, 2017 Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of AI taking over your industry and leaving you jobless? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing taking over is your creativity and building skills! Build your own virtual empire and show those pesky AIs who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of players who have found a way to code their way out of any situation. Will you be the next coding master to join their ranks? Join now and start coding your way to success (and maybe a little revenge on those AI overlords)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • SparkCraft Survival server Minecraft

    SparkCraft Survival server Minecraft
    SparkCraft has been operating for more than 11 years and delights players with excellent gameplay. All this time we maintain that same lamp atmosphere of the game.We prohibit dupes, cheats, griefing, there are no donated admins, creativity, 1000 lvl and other rubbish.The server is designed so that players enjoy spending time on it. Only the most necessary plugins are installed for a convenient and comfortable game.

    – Sophisticated economy;– Shop – /shop, where you can buy and sell resources;– Marketplace – /ah, where you can put your things up for sale;– For killing monsters you get coins.– Safe trade and exchange of resources with players via /trade;– Automatic cutting and planting of trees. The tree falls after you cut down the bottom block and a sapling grows in its place;– A blacksmith at spawn who will repair your tools and armor for in-game currency;– Mob arena, parkour, PVP arena and several mini-games in the form of arenas with team battle and capture the flag modes.

    And that’s not all!Here you will find a lot of interesting things! We are looking forward to seeing you!Have a nice game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Blocky Mahjong Minecraft Server

    Blocky Mahjong Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Mahjong game on steroids! Join us for a tutorial on how to play Mahjong, because who needs diamonds when you can have tiles, right?

    If you’re into arts and crafts, we’ve got a tournament that will blow your mind. Build the craziest pixel art you can imagine and compete against other players for the title of Craft Master!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a Fortune tournament where you can test your luck and see if you have what it takes to win big. Who needs enchanted gear when you can have good old-fashioned luck on your side?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the Mahjong Master of Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Potions Brewed: 106
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Falling into the Void: 1
    Runes Activated: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • TV Men Minecraft SMP

    TV Men Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started their own reality TV show, and where the creepers have learned how to breakdance.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of llamas who have formed a mafia and are extorting resources from players, and a mysterious cult of players who worship the almighty diamond block.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when you log on, you’re not just playing Minecraft – you’re entering a whole new world of insanity and hilarity. See you there, /tv/-men!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Gods Slained: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 64 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Unprepared Minecraft Server

    Unprepared Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further! Join our server where we believe that everyone should be sterilized for the greater good of the world. Why waste time on procreation when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow sterilized comrades?

    Forget about starting a family, join our server and start a new kind of family – one that is united in their quest for world domination through pixelated warfare. Who needs offspring when you have diamond swords and TNT at your disposal?

    So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to eradicating the human race through sterilization…in Minecraft, of course. It’s time to show the world that the only babies we need are baby zombies!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 1246 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Orb: On the Movements of the Earth / Chi. – Chikyuu no Undou ni Tsuite Minecraft SMP Fun

    Orb: On the Movements of the Earth / Chi. – Chikyuu no Undou ni Tsuite Minecraft SMP Fun
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos.

    Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the town square.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old piggy droppings. And rumor has it, if you can ride the diamond pig for a full minute, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Episode 4 is out now, and trust us, you won’t want to miss it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Naruto-Free Zone Minecraft Server

    Naruto-Free Zone Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Naruto and his ninja shenanigans? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the clutches of ninjutsu! Join us and experience a world where Naruto is banned and replaced with llamas as the ultimate warriors.

    Picture this: instead of Rasengan, you can summon llamas to spit on your enemies. Forget about Sasuke and his emo drama, our server has a llama king who rules with a fluffy fist. And don’t even get us started on the forbidden llama scrolls that hold unimaginable power.

    So why go back to Naruto when you can join our llama-filled Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Trust us, once you go llama, you’ll never go back!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 49 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP

    Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP
    🤣 Are you tired of the chaos and competition in the real world? Come join our Minecraft SMP where the only traffic jam you’ll encounter is a herd of pigs blocking your path! 🐷 Need a job? We’ve got plenty of opportunities for you to become a professional block builder or a creeper wrangler. 💼 And don’t worry about housing, we have plenty of cozy caves and luxurious treehouses available for you to claim as your own. 🏠 Join us and escape the madness of the real world, where the only thing you’ll be competing for is who can build the biggest statue of a chicken riding a pig! 🐔🐖 #MinecraftMadness #EscapeReality

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Gemstone Tooth Minecraft Server

    Gemstone Tooth Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as basic as a plain potato? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have tooth gems galore! That’s right, forget about diamonds, we’re all about that dental bling here. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world? Yep, you heard that right. So come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look cute, but they mean business.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Euros Be Like Minecraft SMP

    Euros Be Like Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the wildlife is as bland as a plain potato? Well, look no further because on our server, the wildlife is so spicy it’ll make your taste buds tingle! From creepers with hot sauce explosions to skeletons shooting flaming arrows, you’ll never know what crazy critter you’ll encounter next.

    Join us if you dare, but be warned – the wildlife here is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive in this spicy jungle of chaos. So grab your sword and your shield, and get ready for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Dimension Hops: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like Nijisanji on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story! And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual Nijisanji world where you can interact with hilarious characters, embark on wild quests, and maybe even find a hidden treasure (spoiler alert: it’s a diamond block shaped like a taco).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember to buckle up because it’s going to be a wild ride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 19
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Eien’s Epic SMP Adventure

    Eien’s Epic SMP Adventure
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further than EIEN – or should I say DEADeien edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with mecha fans, unhinged tomboys, energetic girls, ironic weebs, and silly noblewomen. We’ve got action games, horror games, retro games, Nier, speedrunning, League, Animal Crossing, Halo, and so much more!

    But wait, there’s more! We even have a memorial for a player who graduated (yes, graduated) from our server. And don’t even get me started on the lore, archives, and songs – it’s like a whole new world waiting to be explored.

    So why join EIEN? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP with such a colorful cast of characters and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see why EIEN is the place to be!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Falling into the Void: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5224 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Crops Grown: 8896 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Approved Larian Minecraft Server

    Approved Larian Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore!

    Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw raves every night, and the only currency is emeralds. You can even ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, metaphorically speaking, this server is the bomb dot com!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 9 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Great_Game_Hype_Minecraft_SMP

    Great_Game_Hype_Minecraft_SMP
    Are you tired of boring games that don’t live up to the hype? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only waifus you’ll find are creepers in disguise!

    Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more plot twists than a telenovela.

    Don’t waste your time with boring DLCs, join us and experience the ultimate adventure that will make you forget about all those overhyped games. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than a diamond mine.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Crops Grown: 6638
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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