XyloCraft: Heart Attack Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8431
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	9846	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Towns Built:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchantments Applied:	265	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

New Minecraft Servers

are you tired of boring minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a creeper explosion? well, come join our server where xylitol is the secret ingredient to all our crazy adventures!

imagine mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken, or battling zombie pigmen with enchanted lollipops! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to mess with us.

plus, did you know that xylitol is prothrombotic and associated with cardiovascular risk? well, on our server, that just means you’ll have an extra heart in your health bar and be able to run faster than Usain Bolt in a minecart race.

so what are you waiting for? come join the most epic, heart-pumping, xylitol-filled minecraft server out there! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away).

Switched Crafters 1.21.1

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6425
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3998
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel!

I’m talking about a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your switch explode with excitement!

Imagine building your own virtual world while chilling on your new console, it’s like living in a dream within a dream!

Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let’s make some virtual magic together!

> Minecraft SMP Spend Millions Training an…

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7078
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	225	Dragon Eggs Found:	3309
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have spent millions of dollars training our villagers to be the best blacksmiths in the land. But watch out, because they may just take a bribe from the evil Ender Dragon and stop developing their skills altogether!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs through the Nether and battling giant chickens in the sky. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves villagers taking bribes from dragons!

ToxicBabyDaddy Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7942
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	44	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds! Our server is a safe haven from toxic exes and baby daddies who can’t get their act together.

Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any unwanted distractions. Plus, we have a strict no pill-addicted baby daddies policy, so you can game in peace knowing that your virtual world is free from real-life drama.

Don’t let your friend’s poor life choices bring you down, come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

BroFavorNoMoreCraft

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3583
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family feud over a cat? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to never say no to looking after your virtual pets, no matter how many spare rooms we have available!

We understand the importance of returning favors, so if you scratch our back, we’ll scratch yours…literally, if you have a cat in the game. Our community is all about helping each other out, whether it’s taking care of virtual kids or making sure your Minecraft cat is well-fed and entertained.

But beware, if you don’t return the favor, you might find yourself in a virtual pickle, just like our friend who had to find a new home for her cat because her brother’s wife said no. Don’t be like her, join our server and experience the true meaning of virtual family drama and generosity!

2024NoRegrets Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Love Letters Sent:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yeah, you heard me right!

Join our server and leave behind all your worries in 2024. Why? Because on our server, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Skeletons breakdance, zombies do the moonwalk, and Endermen… well, they just stand there looking creepy as usual.

But that’s not all! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a pet dragon. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. It’s lit, fam.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the boring servers of 2024 and join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of madness. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Norms R Us: No Pants Required

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2717
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old social norms like wearing pants or saying please and thank you? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to be as weird and wacky as possible! We once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of melons, and another player who only communicates in chicken noises. Plus, our virtual dance parties are legendary – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing! So if you’re ready to throw off the shackles of society and embrace the chaos, join us now!

TypoCraft: The AI Kingdom

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8341
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Animals Bred:	52	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows dance! we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest players can find. our server is ruled by a giant chicken who wears a crown made of gold blocks. if you can defeat him in battle, you will be granted three wishes by a magical talking sheep. but beware, there is a group of evil creepers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant lava pit. only the chosen ones can stop them and save the day. so grab your pickaxe and sword, and join us on this wild and wacky adventure!

ElderCraft: Healthy Gen Fun

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2395
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Potions Brewed:	34	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22

u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it will make u feel like a super old person in england but BETTER. we don’t just look at ur health through some boring disease stuff, we look at ur whole body like ur brain and ur legs and ur feelings and ur senses. u gonna feel like a whole new person after playing on this server, trust me. plus, we got dragons and unicorns and all kinds of crazy stuff that will blow ur mind. so come on, join us and become the healthiest old person in england, no, the world!

Iperios

Iperios, PvP Economy Nations Building Quests PvP Wars Custom Plugins Custom World Player Shops Active Community, smp

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	213
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Create Your Own Nation	Customize your nation’s government, laws, and ranks.
McMMO Skills	Refine your skills to fight in wars.
Geopolitical Power	Conquer new territories and earn wealth.
Custom Enchants	Earn powerful custom enchantments for your gear.

FAQs

How can I join the server?

Join the Discord and ask for whitelist. Check #info-new-players for IP and starter information.

What plugins are used on the server?

– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants

How do I start playing once I join?

A staff member will guide you, provide a beginner kit, and then you can start playing.

Contacts

– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aspen, Assassination, Auctions, Charity events, colorado, Community, crown, Emperor Jew, General Dynamics, in-laws, James Crown, Jimmie Johnson, Legacy, lodges, Minecraft, money laundering, Murder-suicide, NASCAR driver, No motive, Private golf courses, Private race track, suspicious circumstances, TRILLIONS, Ukraine, Weapons dealing

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4278
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	New Chunks Explored:	570357
Animals Bred:	111	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2452
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	9432	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoWeedNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9030
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Holy Grails Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	6957	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9638
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6018
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	974
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	New Chunks Explored:	579625
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!