Xylo Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Sperm Wars: Partner Rivalry

biology, Competition, evolutionary adaptation, evolutionary biology, evolutionary psychology, intercourse, Jealousy, male psychology, mate guarding, mating strategies, Men, partner, perceived competition, reproductive success, Rivalry, sexual selection, social behavior, Sperm, sperm competition, sperm concentration, Unconscious, Wars

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6152
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	51	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dimension Hops:	1

SO, U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, IT’S LIKE NO OTHER SERVER OUT THERE. WHY, U ASK? WELL, BECAUSE ON DIS SERVER, UR SPERM WILL BECOME SUPER CHARGED. YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT.

WE’VE GOT SOME CRAZY SCIENTIFIC STUFF GOING ON HERE. APPARENTLY, IF U THINK UR PARTNER IS GONNA HANG OUT WITH OTHER DUDES, UR SPERM GETS ALL PUMPED UP AND READY TO FIGHT.

SO, IF U WANNA HAVE THE MOST BADASS SPERM IN ALL OF MINECRAFT, JOIN US. U’LL BE SWIMMING IN A SEA OF SUPER SPERM, READY TO TAKE ON ANY CHALLENGE.

COME ON, WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME CRAZY BABIES TOGETHER.

WiryCraft server minecraft

41742, Active Administration, banner, Community, Economy, Events, Factions, History, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, questions, RPG, Server, Sleeping, Survival, WiryCraft

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	571
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

PVP/PVE server with its sleeping and history. Active administration will always answer your questions

WiryCraft.aternos.me

Eternal Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, ded, ETERNAL, GORET, Goret has passed away, Goret is dead, Goret is deceased, Goret’s absence, Goret’s death, Goret’s demise, Goret’s departure, Goret’s end, Goret’s eternal rest, Goret’s farewell, Goret’s final moments, Goret’s loss, Goret’s memory, Goret’s passing, is.., Mourning Goret, Realm, RIP Goret

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2209
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2731	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6116	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, ya gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness all over your screen.

First off, we got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection. You’ll be swimming in bling, I tell ya!

And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like a cross between a zombie and a disco ball. You’ll be dancing your way through hordes of sparkly undead creatures.

Plus, our PvP arena is lit AF. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.

So what are you waiting for? Get your pixelated butt over here and join the fun! Just don’t blame me if you never want to leave.

GirlCraft – No Boys Allowed!

Allowed, body image issues, body positivity, Boundaries, Boys, Communication Issues, feeling exposed, feeling uncomfortable, friendship drama, Girlcraft, girls night out, group dynamics, leaving a social event, leaving a toxic situation, peer pressure, self esteem, self-care, size discrimination, social dynamics, standing up for yourself, toxic friendships, uncomfortable seating

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1687
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Votes:	7522
Villages Defended:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of being pressured to leave your comfortable spot for a less-than-ideal lounge area just to accommodate your friend’s crush!

Join us and experience the excitement of balancing on a bench with no back support, all while feeling self-conscious in your tight skinny jeans. Who needs a supportive cushion when you have the thrill of constantly balancing to avoid falling?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the ultimate showdown with your friends as they call you dramatic and shitty for leaving over a seat. Will you be the asshole in this intense game of friendship drama? Join our server now to find out!

CraftyFeminist Minecraft Server

Afghanistan, Conflict, conservative values, CraftyFeminist, Crisis, extremism, fundamentalism, gender equality, Gender Roles, HUMAN RIGHTS, international community, Islamic, leadership, Minecraft, peace negotiations, political turmoil, power struggle, religious beliefs, Server, Social Issues, splits, Taliban, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7953
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Mines Excavated:	3905	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	393
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban is in crisis cuz they cant decide if women should have rights or not 😂😂 like bro just let them mine diamonds in peace 💎🙋‍♀️ our server is so lit that even the taliban can’t resist joining the fun 🤣🤣 we got crazy builds, pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we hide all the banned players 😈 join now before the taliban figures out how to play minecraft and takes over the server 🚨🚨 #womenminersunite #talibanminecraftdrama

BlockyHungaryEU

Blocking, BlockyHungaryEU, controversy, diplomatic relations, disputes, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, EU accession process, Euro-Atlantic integration, european integration, european union, foreign affairs, Hungary, international relations, kyiv, MEMBERSHIP, Minister, negotiations, Politics, Ukraine, veto

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3591
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7456
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	41

OMG GUYS, u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz like, Ukraine’s Euro-Atlantic integration minister is like, tryin to get into da EU but Hungary be blockin dem like a bunch of noobs. So like, come join our server and help Ukraine get into da EU by building epic structures and slayin dragons or whatever. Plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz why not, amirite? So come on, join da fun and let’s show Hungary who’s boss in dis wacky Minecraft world!

Galileo’s Space Telescope

Galileos, Space, telescope

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8920
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

come join our minecraft server and experience the universe expanding so fast that galileo’s telescope was like “woah dude, slow down!” we have so many planets to explore, you’ll feel like a space cowboy riding a meteor through the cosmos.

we have diamond rain on jupiter, creeper-infested moons, and even a secret portal to the land of unicorns. our community is so friendly, you’ll think you’re chatting with aliens from a far-off galaxy.

so grab your pickaxe, hop on a rocket ship, and join us for the most out-of-this-world minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. just remember, in space, no one can hear you scream…unless you’re on our discord channel. then everyone can hear you scream.

BoomerVeggieWasteCraft

#sustainability, 20s, 60s, age of household head, BoomerVeggieWasteCraft, carbon footprint, climate change, CO2 emissions, environmental impact, food consumption, food disposal, food production, food purchasing habits, food sustainability, food waste reduction, fruits and vegetables, household demographics, life cycle greenhouse gases, older households, per capita food waste, waste management

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8587
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	252	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Yo, dis server be da bomb diggity, ya feel me? We got so much crazy stuff goin’ on, you won’t even believe it, man! Like, did you know that on dis server, we got a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and gold ore? Yeah, you heard me right, we ballin’ out here!

And get this, fam – we got a pet zombie named Zombo who be protectin’ our base from creepers and skeletons. He even knows how to do the floss dance, it’s lit! Plus, we got a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like Disneyland, but way more dangerous!

Oh, and don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles. We got players dukin’ it out with diamond swords and enchanted armor, it’s a bloodbath out there! But hey, that’s just how we roll on dis server – no mercy, no prisoners!

So come join us on dis insane Minecraft server, where the food waste is low but the fun is off the charts! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. Let’s get this party started!

Pixel Fusion Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Bing, Characters, civitai, ComfyUI, controlnet, Copilot, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Forge, Fusion, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, models, Online Image Generators, OP Pasta, PIXEL, Pokemon Go, porn, prompts, Realms, Related boards, Samplers, SDG, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Tensor, To the polls, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3453
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mines Excavated:	1808
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for the ultimate Pokemon Go To the Polls Edition experience!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who like to live life on the edge.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got online image generators like Bing/Copilot, Civitai, and Tensor to take your creations to the next level.

And don’t even get me started on our FAQ section – we’ve got tags for prompting, models, embeddings, characters, and more. Plus, our link hub will blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride through the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

ProteinPowderPillage – Minecraft Server

aita, anger, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, family dynamics, guest, household etiquette, invasion of privacy, Minecraft, missing items, personal property, personal space, protein powder, ProteinPowderPillage, Respect, respect for belongings, Server, stealing, suspicion, theft, Trust

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	182
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Buildings Constructed:	35
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your brother’s girlfriend’s stealing habits? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of virtual theft without any real-life consequences.

We promise a hair-raising adventure as you navigate through our pixelated world, where you never know what items might mysteriously disappear from your inventory. Will it be a bag of protein powder, a shoe horn, or even hair clippers? The possibilities are endless!

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to outwit the sneaky thieves lurking in the shadows. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the missing items and become the hero of the server. Join now and let the madness begin!

NoVacayForYouCraft

Accommodation, adaptation, Beach, close friends, difficult situation, Disappointment, extreme reaction, flexibility, friendship, guilt trip, husband, Kids, NoVacayForYouCraft, outing, Plans, RESPONSIBILITY, separation, single mom, Struggle, travel, vacation

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3900
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Emeralds Found:	6495	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into changing your plans by your single mom friend with two kids? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a vacation away from all the drama!

On our server, you can escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about accommodating anyone else’s needs but your own. Build your dream vacation home on the beach without having to worry about planning around someone else’s kids.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any extreme reactions or guilt-tripping here! Just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual paradise. So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. After all, it’s not your resp to ensure someone else has a travel buddy, right? 😉

InstaCrafted – Social Media Apocalypse

Apocalypse, end of social media, InstaCrafted, Media, Social, social media, social media addiction, social media behavior, social media communication, social media consequences, social media culture, social media disappearance, social media effects, social media future, social media impact, social media influence, social media marketing, social media platforms, social media relationships, social media society, social media technology, social media trends., social media users

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4386
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ores Mined:	6977	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Imagine a world where social media suddenly disappeared – no more selfies, no more memes, no more stalking your ex’s new relationship. Sounds like a nightmare, right? But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the chaos of a social media-less world and immerse yourself in a pixelated paradise!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, and embarking on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of truth (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry creepers).

Forget about likes and followers – on our server, the only thing that matters is how many virtual chickens you can wrangle in a minute. So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft, where social media may have ended, but the fun is just getting started!

Stream Bitching & Building 1.21.3

#venting, 1.21.3, ANNOYING, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, bitching, building, complaining, constant complaining, dissatisfaction, Drama, emotional outbursts., excessive talking, negative energy, Negativity, online content, ranting, repetitive content, self-absorbed, Stream, streaming, toxic behavior, Unhappy, unproductive

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4786
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Potions Brewed:	25
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	215
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Bro, listen up, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual therapy session but with blocks and creepers.

You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.

Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.

Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.

BralessGymWarrior

braless at gym, BralessGymWarrior, gym attire, gym attire controversy, gym behavior, gym clothing, gym comfort, gym confrontation, gym dress, gym dress code, gym dress code dispute, gym embarrassment, gym employee, gym etiquette, gym experience, gym outfit, gym rules, gym workout, refusing to wear bra, underage person

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5634
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you tired of boring gyms where they make you wear a bra just to workout? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! We embrace freedom and comfort, so feel free to let those pixels bounce around without any restrictions.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.

Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?

So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!

BlockDreamz

achievement, Adventure, BlockDreamz, creativity, daydreaming, discovery, Dream car, dream home, dream job, Dream lifestyle, dream vacation, Exploration, imagination, meditation, mindfulness, Nature, personal growth, Relaxation, self improvement, success, travel

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3254
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Votes:	4984
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Zombie Dances:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies…non-sexual ones, of course!

Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2166
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mines Excavated:	3253
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1