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CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

100m, Agreement, broadband access, business news, Canadian News, CANCELLATION, CraftyCanucks, economic impact, elon musk, government contract, international relations, Minecraft, ontario, political decisions, rural communities, Satellite Internet, Server, spacex, starlink, Technology, telecommunications, trade agreements, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3214
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, it’s wild, man. and get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens and save the world from a zombie apocalypse.

plus, we have this super rare diamond armor that makes you invincible and gives you the power to shoot lasers out of your eyes. yeah, you heard me right, LASER EYES.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s like Disneyland on steroids, dude.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server, right? it’s the coolest place in all of Minecraft land. trust me, you won’t regret it.

StarlinkCraft: Bye Bye Ford’s $100M Deal

$100M contract, 100m, Business, bye, Canadian government, CANCELLATION, Competition, contract termination, controversy, Deal, decision, elon musk, Ford, fords, innovation, News, ontario, ripping up, Satellite Internet, space exploration, spacex, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Technology, telecommunications

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2394
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7138
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

lol so like dis minecraft server is so lit that even Ford is ripping up contracts with Elon Musk just to join it. like bruh, if a whole government is willing to throw away $100M just to play some block game, u know it’s gotta be good. imagine the crazy adventures u could have on this server, like fighting off creepers with Ford himself or building a giant statue of Elon Musk out of diamonds. plus, who needs Starlink when u can just teleport around the server like a boss. so come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is where all the cool kids are at.

Renewable Power Rush

2030 targets, Average, Countries, decade’s end, electricity, Electricity prices, Europe, Fall, national targets, power, Renewable, renewable energy, Rush, stabilise, study, wholesale prices

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7414
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own renewable energy sources to stabilise electricity prices across Europe! imagine the power u will have in ur hands, literally! u can create wind turbines, solar panels, hydroelectric dams, u name it!

if u help us meet our 2030 targets for renewable energy, u will be rewarded with in-game discounts and perks! wholesale prices of electricity could fall by over a quarter on average across all countries in the study, and u will be the hero who made it happen!

so come on, join us on dis crazy journey to save the world, one block at a time! who knew minecraft could be so eco-friendly and lit at the same time? let’s make electricity prices great again, together! 🌍💡🔌 #minecraftgoals #renewableenergyftw

TheGhettoSMP

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1102
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Mines Excavated:	1821
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	7488
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	New Chunks Explored:	744331
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Features That Will Keep You on Your Toes:

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LimeSMP

1.20, 19132, bedrock, Bedrock Port, Earth, Gamemodes, java, LimeSMP, Minecraft, Network, play.LimeSMP.fun, Public, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3654
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Animals Bred:	120	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

LimeSMP is the BEST Public Minecraft Network which is available to both Bedrock and Java players. We are an Earth network expanding to more gamemodes very soon!

Minecraft Version — 1.20+ Server IP — play.LimeSMP.fun Bedrock Port — 19132

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Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd, ADDING, Craftocracy, Discord, enacting, Game, Join, law, legislature, members, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Selections, serious, Server, smp, third, Vote, weeks

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6570
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4371	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6323	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magic Items Found:	1170

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Most Democratic Minecraft Server
Key Feature	Server legislature for voting on proposals
Recent Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How does the server legislature work?

Every once in a while, members meet in-game to vote on proposals submitted by server members. These proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.

2. When is the next Presidential Election?

The next Presidential Election is scheduled to take place within the next few weeks. Stay tuned for more updates.

3. How can I join the server?

To join the server, visit our Discord server at https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Crimson Vixens 1.21.3

1.21.3, clothed, Crimson, redhead, redhead allure, redhead babes, redhead beauty, redhead charm, redhead erotica, redhead fantasies, redhead fetish, redhead girls, redhead models, redhead porn, redhead seduction, redhead sluts, redhead temptress, redhead vixen, redhead women, sexy redheads, Sluts, Unclothed, Vixens

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4447
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure awesomeness.

Picture this: you can choose to play as a stylishly dressed blocky character or go all in and run around butt-naked like a true Minecraft warrior.

And get this, the PvP battles are so intense that your clothes might just fly off in the heat of the moment. But hey, who needs armor when you’ve got mad skills and a killer fashion sense, am I right?

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure where the only rule is to have fun and maybe put some pants on if you feel like it. See you there, my pixelated pals!

BirthdayBlock Minecraft Server

adult behavior, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, BirthdayBlock, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Equipment, event planning, friendship, guest behavior, Minecraft, mutual friends, party etiquette, Permission, photography, photoshoot, private event, Respect, respect for host, Server, social dynamics, social etiquette

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9066
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Star Shards Collected:	153
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience!

Picture this: you’re at a birthday party, having a blast with your friends, when suddenly, Bob shows up with his camera equipment and decides to do a photoshoot in the muddy, dark terrain outside. Who does that at a birthday party? Only on our server, folks!

But wait, there’s more! Bob gets all upset when asked to stop and eventually storms off without saying goodbye. Drama, intrigue, and awkwardness await you on our server!

Join now for a chance to dodge bullets and witness 30-year-old men bragging about dating 19-year-olds. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss out on! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the chaos begin!

DietDramaCrafters

body image, calories, Daughters, Diet plan, dietary plan, DietDramaCrafters, different needs, eating habits, Fairness, family, health, healthy choices, meal plan, nutrition, overweight, parenting, Siblings, smoothies, underweight, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9445
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal food distribution for all players! Join us and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while snacking on virtual smoothies to keep your hunger bar full.

Our server is perfect for players of all shapes and sizes, just like the daughters in this story. Whether you’re trying to lose weight like Emma or gain weight like Lina, we’ve got you covered with our customizable dietary plan. Plus, with our unique “calorie-boosting smoothies” feature, you’ll never have to worry about running out of energy during those intense PvP battles.

So come join us on our server and see why players are raving about our fair and balanced food system. Who knew that Minecraft could be so deliciously entertaining?

Blockheads R Us

addiction, Blockheads, compulsions, cravings, dependencies, fetishes, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, Inclinations, indulgences, infatuations, manias, obsessions, penchants, predilections, Preferences, propensities, temptations, vices, weaknesses

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5985
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Potions Brewed:	184	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you addicted to building epic structures that defy the laws of physics? Are you addicted to slaying dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream? Are you addicted to pranking your friends by filling their houses with chickens? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP!

Our server is like no other, with endless possibilities and endless laughs. We have a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP tournaments, a skyblock world where you can build your own floating paradise, and a survival world where you can test your skills against the elements.

But that’s not all – we also have a custom plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens, a mini-game where you can ride pigs through obstacle courses, and a hidden treasure hunt that leads to a chest full of diamonds (or maybe just a bunch of dirt, who knows?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the addiction begin!

CraftyPutinBoom

Assassination, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyPutinBoom, eastern europe, explosion, Government, highest-ranking official, international relations, landmine, Military, Political, russia, SECURITY, Terrorism, Tragedy, ukraine war, Unrest, violence, war zone, world news

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3782
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Divine Spears Created:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz like, we got landmines that can take out Russia’s top dude in Ukraine! It’s like, so cray cray, u never know what’s gonna happen next. Join now for a chance to be a part of the most explosive Minecraft server ever! Plus, we got unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds. It’s lit, fam! #BoomBoom #UnicornsRainbowsDiamonds

Respawn Reset Fun

Addictive, Adventure, challenge, console, Entertainment, Escape, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming, Groundhog day, Immersive, PC Gaming, progress reset, Repetitive, Reset, respawn, role playing, simulation, strategy, time killing, Time Loop, Time management, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7819
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

u ever feel like u stuck in a loop, like u keep doin the same thing over and over again? well, imagine playin a video game where u gotta start from scratch every single day. sounds like a nightmare, right? but not on our minecraft server! come join us for the most epic adventure of ur life, where u can build, mine, and fight mobs without worryin bout losin ur progress. why? cuz on our server, every day is a new day with new possibilities! join us now and break free from the endless cycle of monotony. plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs. no joke.

Gura’s Profit Quest 1.20

Affiliate, chloe, CONTENT, dramafags, Effort, encores, gura, Guras, Hololive TCG, Members Only, outfit merch, paychecks, Pop-up merch, profit, PROFITS, Promoted, Quest, Valentines, voice packs

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3053
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6067	Love Letters Sent:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dimension Hops:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	451
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion!

We may not have 2025 Valentine’s voice packs, but we do have pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds!

Forget about new outfit merch, on our server, you can dress up your character in a potato sack and call it fashion!

Who needs Valentine pop-up merch when you can build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit and a water park at the same time?

Members-only encores? Nah, we have spontaneous dance parties with creepers and skeletons!

Don’t worry about paychecks, on our server, the currency is made of cookies and you can buy a mansion with just one bite!

So join us now and experience the madness that is our Minecraft server!

TravelingTrollDen

Accommodation, aita, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, cousin, Decision making, Expectations, family, INDEPENDENCE, Job, last minute, living situation, long-term stay, looking for apartment, rent free, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Traveling, TravelingTrollDen

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8337
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Emeralds Found:	7481	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Dragon Scales Harvested:	354	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the craziest living situations! Join us and experience the thrill of kicking out your freeloading cousin and her boyfriend who refuse to get a job or apartment. Will they survive in the wild world of Minecraft without your generosity? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! As you travel for your job, you’ll encounter epic quests and challenges that will test your survival skills. Can you navigate through treacherous terrain and fend off creepers while dealing with family drama back home? Join now and find out!

So why wait? Join our server and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who needs a rent-free living situation when you have the excitement of our server waiting for you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

TeaAndCrumpets Minecraft SMP

BBC, Biscuits, British, Cozy, crumpets, culture, fireplace, football, garden, History, home, Kettle, Manners, Minecraft, Monarchy, raincoat, roast dinner, scones, smp, tea, TeaAndCrumpets, tradition, Umbrella

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2880
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Villages Defended:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	6563	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3

Oi mate, let me tell ya about this sick Minecraft SMP server I found, innit. It’s like a bloody treasure hunt, I swear on me mum’s life. You gotta dig through all these crazy biomes to find the rarest loot, like diamonds and emeralds and even enchanted golden apples. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can trade with villagers for OP gear. It’s like a black market, but for Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! The server owner is actually a wizard who can summon dragons and make it rain diamonds. I heard he once turned a griefer into a chicken and made him lay eggs for eternity. It’s mental, I tell ya.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, there’s a rumor going around that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, waiting to challenge any player brave enough to face him. I heard he once pranked a whole village by replacing all their torches with TNT. Classic Herobrine, am I right?

So yeah, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and experience all the madness for yourself, hit me up for the server IP. Just make sure you bring your A-game and a sense of humor, ’cause things are gonna get wild. Cheers, mate!

Players:	92/600	Votes:	9926
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7