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Gura’s Profit Quest 1.20

Affiliate, chloe, CONTENT, dramafags, Effort, encores, gura, Guras, Hololive TCG, Members Only, outfit merch, paychecks, Pop-up merch, profit, PROFITS, Promoted, Quest, Valentines, voice packs

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4571
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Love Letters Sent:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion!

We may not have 2025 Valentine’s voice packs, but we do have pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds!

Forget about new outfit merch, on our server, you can dress up your character in a potato sack and call it fashion!

Who needs Valentine pop-up merch when you can build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit and a water park at the same time?

Members-only encores? Nah, we have spontaneous dance parties with creepers and skeletons!

Don’t worry about paychecks, on our server, the currency is made of cookies and you can buy a mansion with just one bite!

So join us now and experience the madness that is our Minecraft server!

TravelingTrollDen

Accommodation, aita, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, cousin, Decision making, Expectations, family, INDEPENDENCE, Job, last minute, living situation, long-term stay, looking for apartment, rent free, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Traveling, TravelingTrollDen

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2092
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Zombie Dances:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5006
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Divine Spears Created:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the craziest living situations! Join us and experience the thrill of kicking out your freeloading cousin and her boyfriend who refuse to get a job or apartment. Will they survive in the wild world of Minecraft without your generosity? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! As you travel for your job, you’ll encounter epic quests and challenges that will test your survival skills. Can you navigate through treacherous terrain and fend off creepers while dealing with family drama back home? Join now and find out!

So why wait? Join our server and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who needs a rent-free living situation when you have the excitement of our server waiting for you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

TeaAndCrumpets Minecraft SMP

BBC, Biscuits, British, Cozy, crumpets, culture, fireplace, football, garden, History, home, Kettle, Manners, Minecraft, Monarchy, raincoat, roast dinner, scones, smp, tea, TeaAndCrumpets, tradition, Umbrella

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9563
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Love Letters Sent:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Oi mate, let me tell ya about this sick Minecraft SMP server I found, innit. It’s like a bloody treasure hunt, I swear on me mum’s life. You gotta dig through all these crazy biomes to find the rarest loot, like diamonds and emeralds and even enchanted golden apples. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can trade with villagers for OP gear. It’s like a black market, but for Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! The server owner is actually a wizard who can summon dragons and make it rain diamonds. I heard he once turned a griefer into a chicken and made him lay eggs for eternity. It’s mental, I tell ya.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, there’s a rumor going around that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, waiting to challenge any player brave enough to face him. I heard he once pranked a whole village by replacing all their torches with TNT. Classic Herobrine, am I right?

So yeah, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and experience all the madness for yourself, hit me up for the server IP. Just make sure you bring your A-game and a sense of humor, ’cause things are gonna get wild. Cheers, mate!

Satan’sCraft: Hellbound Rebellion

Afterlife, Christianity, Devil, disobeying, divine justice, Eternal Damnation, FAITH, GOD, Hell, Hellbound, moral dilemmas, moral judgment., punishment, Rebellion, religious beliefs, religious hypocrisy, religious questioning, Satan, SatansCraft, Sin, Sinners, spiritual consequences, theology

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3836
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	96	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	4977
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	197
Love Letters Sent:	20	Holy Grails Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer life’s burning questions like “Why would Satan burn you in hell for disobeying the same god he disobeyed?” Join us and find out the hilarious truth behind this age-old mystery!

Our server is so lit, even Satan himself is jealous of our fire pits. We have epic quests that will have you questioning your sanity, like finding the lost diamond pickaxe of the legendary Steve or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot.

But don’t worry, we also have chill zones where you can relax and hang out with other players, like our enchanted forest filled with dancing cows or our underwater city where mermaids trade diamonds for fish.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the secret to why Satan is so salty about disobeying the big man upstairs. It’s a hell of a good time!

Pass String City

alphanumeric passwords, city, Cyber Security, Data Protection, internet safety, online security, pass, pass-strings, passphrases, password best practices, password complexity, password management, password policies, password protection, password requirements, password security, password strength, passwords, secure passwords, SECURITY, special symbols, String, strong passwords

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build a house made entirely of cheese blocks and ride on giant flying pigs as your mode of transportation. we have a secret underground disco cave where all the mobs like to bust a move and show off their sick dance moves. also, every full moon, the creepers turn into friendly kittens that follow you around and give you gifts. oh, and did we mention that the diamonds in this server sparkle like glitter and make you invincible? so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even turning a chicken into a superhero with laser eyes.

Goon MC

Adventure, Anarchy, Boss, Community, Creative, Custom, Dungeon, Economy, Events, Explore, Factions, Loot, Minigames, Mob, PvP, Quest, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Village

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4589
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	2956	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Do you want to go in Minecraft? Then play now on GooonMC!

Build a house quietly, or fight violently? It’s all possible!

161.97.164.89:6969

Wolfland

Auctions, Community, Cross-Play, custom enchantments, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, installments, Jobs, MINAS, Minecraft, Missions, multiplayer, Plots, Protections, PvP, Server, Sin PVP, Store, Survival, Teams, Wolfland

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1201
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Buildings Constructed:	48
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

A new survival server with plots!

Has: – Custom enchantments – Installments – Protections – Jobs – Missions – Store – Teams – Minas PVP y Sin PVP – Auctions – And much more!

Visit our discord for greater information

play.wolfland.pro:25828

Eternal Realm of Shadows 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, body image, Bottom Bitch, degrading, EMBARRASSING, empowerment, ETERNAL, fear, healing, Insecurity, mental health, porn, Realm, self esteem, self love, self worth, sexual identity, Sexuality, shadows, shame, Support, Therapy, undignifying

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6112
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	278	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4647
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about being a bottom bitch! We have epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you feel like a top dog. Say goodbye to those embarrassing thoughts and hello to a world where you can be anything you want, except a bottom bitch. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CatCraftPartyPalooza

accommodations, Allergies, Boundaries, cat, CatCraftPartyPalooza, Communication, compromise, consideration, friend’s birthday, friendship, Guilt, Hosting, House, INCONVENIENCE, mutual friends, Party, pet owner, Planning, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Understanding

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1282
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Towns Built:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Dragon Scales Harvested:	237
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of boring birthday parties in small apartments? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can throw the wildest birthday parties in virtual houses without worrying about cat allergies ruining the fun!

Forget about driving for hours to leave your cat with your parents, on our server, your virtual cat can stay safely locked upstairs while you party downstairs with your friends. And don’t worry about cleaning up the next day, our virtual houses magically clean themselves!

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual party experience, where drama with friends is just a chat message away! Who needs real-life parties when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started!

SkillForgetCraft – “Because who needs skills when you have Minecraft?”

Adaptability, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive function, Decision making, forgetting skills, Learning process, letting go, Memory Loss, mental clarity, mental flexibility, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, Prioritizing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, skill development, skill retention, SkillForgetCraft, Skills

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Are you tired of being good at everything? Well, on our Minecraft server, we make sure you forget one of your skills every time you log in! Imagine trying to build a house with no building skills or fighting off mobs with no combat skills – it’s chaos and we love it! Join us for a wild ride of forgetting skills and embracing the chaos in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs skills anyway when you have pure chaos and laughter? Join now and see which skill you’ll forget next!

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2855
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	169
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Buildings Constructed:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Ores Mined:	3615	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8690
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Votes:	5971
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	408
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Ores Mined:	4190	Void Gems Collected:	25
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Enchantments Applied:	68
Falling into the Void:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	604
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	793
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dimension Hops:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	3088	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6634
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets