| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 458 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Void Armor Forged: | 20 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 |
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| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 6526 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 17 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 6784 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 18 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 |
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 9891 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 185 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8970 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 2005 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 128 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
our server is so wacky, you’ll never know if you’re mining diamonds or just digging a giant hole to china. the chat is filled with gibberish and the mobs speak in riddles.
if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality, then this is the place for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 2469 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Love Letters Sent: | 11 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!
so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 9452 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 8480 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥
You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 8338 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 16 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 1735 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!
So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 4047 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.
But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 1965 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 25 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Votes: | 3847 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 8340 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 29 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 5646 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 25 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 2749 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 51 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 2984 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 23 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.
plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 6714 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
