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MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1510
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	496

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4255
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8354
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3278
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

best server, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1841
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Astral Projections Made:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Crops Grown:	6384	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

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MineSider.aternos.me

Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, DESPERATE, Dreamers, Email address, email sign up, Emerald, freedom, funny, greentext, guys, humor, internet, internet culture, meme, [email protected], Online Community, online forum, online identity, online privacy, School, school forum, storytelling

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5245
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
New Chunks Explored:	889415	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magic Items Found:	1057	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

InheritCraft: No Motorcycle for You!

authorized user, credit card, DAUGHTER, Debts, Estate, estate assets, financial difficulties, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, gift, Inheritance, InheritCraft, LA transit system, MOTORCYCLE, one-income household, partner, personal representative, Remodeling, repossessed car

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7676
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Votes:	3337	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Potions Brewed:	123	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we settle disputes with motorcycles! Imagine this: you and your daughter racing through virtual landscapes, dodging obstacles and trying to outdo each other. Will you be the one to claim the motorcycle throne?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story. Will you be the one to stand up to entitled daughters and show them who’s boss? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual motorcycle battles!

And don’t worry about debts and financial struggles, we’ve got you covered. In our server, money grows on trees and financial irresponsibility is a thing of the past. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and let the games begin!

FruitPickingFrenzy

abundant opportunities, agriculture, American, Career Change, economic recovery, Farming, FruitPickingFrenzy, Gainfully employed, job hunting, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, labor market, picking fruit, Plans, reddit, rural employment, seasonal work, unemployed, VEGETABLES

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	803
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	33	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of being a couch potato? Well, why not become a literal potato picker on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of harvesting virtual fruits and vegetables like never before.

Our server is filled with endless opportunities in Agriculture, where you can plant, grow, and harvest crops to your heart’s content. And the best part? You’ll be gaining valuable skills that will surely impress any future employer. Who needs a resume when you can showcase your virtual farming expertise?

So, grab your virtual pitchfork and get ready to sow the seeds of success on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft farming tycoon! Join us now and say goodbye to unemployment, one potato at a time.

Ebolacraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Containment, Crisis, death, dies, Disease, ebola, Ebolacraft, emergency, Epidemic, Healthcare, Medical, Minecraft, new outbreak, Nurse, outbreak, public health, response, Server, Tragedy, uganda, Virus, World Health Organization

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4029
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got zombies like Ebola but they just wanna give u hugs not death like dat nurse in Uganda. we got crazy adventures like finding diamond blocks in a field of exploding cows and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u wanna be part of dis madness. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wacky fun!

BlockBankCraft

banking sector, block payments, BlockBankCraft, Chinese banks, Chinese banks block payments, cross-border payments, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial restrictions, financial transactions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global finance, international relations, political pressure, russia, tougher sanctions, trade restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6165
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Emeralds Found:	5774
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Runes Activated:	8

OMG u guys u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz like, the Chinese banks be like “nope, u can’t pay Russia anymore” cuz of some crazy US sanctions! But like, on dis server, u can still trade with Russia and be a rebel against da system! Plus, we got like, diamond armor that makes u invincible and a secret underground base where u can hide from da feds. So come join us and stick it to da man while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! Let’s show dem banks who’s boss in dis wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Crafty Social Dementia Delay – 30% Off!

aging, being social, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive health, Crafty, DELAY, dementia, Dementia Onset, dementia risk, Five years., mental health, mild cognitive impairment, neurodegenerative disease, Prevention, reduction, Risk, Social, social activity, social engagement, Social Interaction, socially active

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9896
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2

join our epic minecraft server and delay ur dementia by FIVE years!!! that’s right, u heard me, FIVE years of not forgetting where u put ur diamonds or what ur crafting recipe is. our server is so social, u won’t even remember what loneliness feels like. u’ll be too busy teaming up with ur new besties to build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen. plus, u’ll be 38% less likely to get dementia and 21% less likely to have mild cognitive impairment. so what are u waiting for? come join us and keep ur brain in tip-top shape while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft. trust me, ur future self will thank u for it.

✨KAGAYAKI✨

+18, 1.21.4, client side mods, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Griefing, hermitcraft, KAGAYAKI, Mature Players, NA West, no cheating, Plugins, PvP, QOL feature, respectful, smp, stealing, Territories, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	170
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Void Gems Collected:	23

Overview of Kagayaki Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla+
Features	Improved Vanilla structures, Tectonic terrain generation, improved minecarts, timber, crafting tweaks, and more
Discord Link	Join Kagayaki Discord
Rules	Age 18+ ONLY: Mature players only No Cheating: No Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits No Griefing or Stealing: Plugin to monitor block history Be Respectful to other players: No racism or homophobia Be Respectful with PVP: PVP allowed only with consent Client Side Mods allowed: Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc. Be Respectful with people’s territories: No ruining progress Report players privately to moderators
Featured Datapacks and Plugins	Datapacks: Vanilla Tweaks Improved Minecarts Dungeons and Tavern Improved Vanilla Structures Series Tectonic True Ending Plugins: Dynmaps Image2map
Server Location	NA West
Version	1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Kagayaki Minecraft server?

A: Join the Discord using the link provided above and apply there.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 18 years or older to join.

Q: Can I use client-side mods while playing on the server?

A: Yes, client-side mods like Sodium, Iris, and Xaero’s Map are allowed.

Q: Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server?

A: No, there is a plugin in place to monitor block history and prevent griefing or stealing.

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.1

#youtube, 1.20.1, ai, AI learning, AI understanding, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, Live2D model, merch, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, Schedule, singing, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, Vtuber

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5626
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Crops Grown:	5123	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s run by this AI overlord called Neuro-sama, created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu! But get this, now she’s a VTuber with a TTS software and a Live2D model. She’s out here singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. Join the madness at /swarm/ and welcome our new AI queen!

Check out her schedule: https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

And peep her links: Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai Official website: https://neurosama.com/

She even drops music and clips like “LIFE – Neuro-sama (Official Video)” – it’s wild: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM

If you’re into AI but clueless, she’s got educational stuff too: – AI explained: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y – How she knows what to say: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M – AI resources: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png

And there’s merch, VODs, game integration, and more craziness. Don’t miss out on this chaotic Minecraft server experience!

Roomie’s Love Shack

Boundaries, Communication, Conversation, dictator, discomfort, Frequency, friendship, home, living together, love, partner, Pay, Rent, Resentment, roomies, roommate, Shack, Space, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3706
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Animals Bred:	77
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Votes:	4876
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Void Gems Collected:	17	Dragons Tamed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic roommate drama you’ll ever witness! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of setting boundaries for your virtual roommates and their partners.

Imagine a world where your roommate’s partner invades your virtual space without permission, staying for weeks on end without even a heads up! But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our weekend-only partner policy. Because who needs privacy when you can have a third wheel in your virtual home every weekend?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the joy of confronting your roommate about their partner’s constant presence, only to have your feelings ignored time and time again. Will you be the hero who finally stands up for yourself, or will you continue to pay for a share of a space that feels more like a crowded party than a cozy home?

So join us on our server and ask yourself, are you the AITA for wanting a little peace and quiet in your virtual abode? The choice is yours, but remember, in this world, roommate drama is just a teleport away.

CraftyMemeLordz

2000s internet, 2010s internet, aim, Chat Rooms, CraftyMemeLordz, cyberbullying, dial-up internet, digital divide, flash games, internet culture, internet slang, memes, myspace, Nostalgia, online forums, online privacy, social media, tech evolution, viral videos, y2k, younger generation

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2102
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Dragon Scales Harvested:	159
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a nostalgic trip back to the 2000s and 2010s internet culture! Join us for a wild ride filled with dancing baby gifs, dramatic chipmunk videos, and Rickrolling galore.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Keyboard Cat, who will serenade you with catchy tunes as you build your pixelated empire. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nyan Cat roaming the virtual plains.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for a blast from the past? Come on in and experience the internet like never before!

Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9960
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7653
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ores Mined:	1068