XmasWishlist SMP

christmas, dreamgifts, dreamwishlist, expensivegifts, Extravagant, extravagantwishlist, highendproducts, holidaygifts, indulgence, Lavish, luxurygifts, luxuryitems, no pricelimit, opulence, smp, specialgifts, ultimatewishlist, Wishlist, wishlistgoals, XMAS, XmasWishlist

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6140
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332
Runes Activated:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

New Minecraft Servers

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s LIT AF! We have flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, every Sunday we have a dance party with creepers and skeletons DJing. It’s so wild, you won’t believe it!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks us marshmallows for s’mores. And if that’s not enough, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a hidden treasure chest. It’s like a dream come true, but in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DadCraft: Weaponized Incompetence

Communication Issues, Cooking, DadCraft, emotional labor, family conflict, family dynamics, family responsibilities, financial strain, Frustration, generational differences, grocery shopping, grocery store, household chores, Incompetence, meal preparation, misunderstandings, parenting, Resentment, shopping, shopping list, Weaponized, weaponized incompetence

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5995
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	31	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t get the wrong blocks like OP’s dad got the wrong groceries! Our server is filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps just like this one.

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of hunting for chicken thighs and blocks of cheese, but be warned – there may be some ground chicken and pre-shredded mozzarella along the way!

Don’t be like OP’s dad, who couldn’t follow a simple shopping list – join our server and show off your skills in gathering the right materials for your next big build. And if you ever need a laugh, just remember this story and be thankful that at least in Minecraft, you can always respawn and try again!

LowPointLad Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, emotional wellbeing, Healing Process, inner strength, life challenges, life struggles, lowest point, LowPointLad, mental health, mental toughness, Minecraft, overcoming adversity, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, smp

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3568
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, bro. Like, if you ain’t on here, you’re missing out on all the craziness, man. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens doing the cha-cha slide, and creepers throwing surprise parties. It’s wild, I tell ya.

But the best part? The community, man. We got peeps from all over the world, coming together to build, fight, and just have a good ol’ time. Like, I was at my lowest point in life, just eating dirt in a corner, but now I’m living my best life, mining diamonds and riding on a rollercoaster made of TNT. It’s lit, fam.

So come join us, and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll find your new best friend or your long-lost llama cousin. Anything is possible in this crazy Minecraft world, bro. Let’s do this!

BlockBusterEndGame

Bleak, bleak ending, bleak film, bleak movie, bleakness, bleakness in movies, BlockBusterEndGame, Cinema, Dark, DEPRESSING, Despair, despairing, emotional, ending, film, Heartbreaking, hopeless, Movie, sorrowful, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3674
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Dragon Eggs Found:	2279
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old movie endings where everything is all sunshine and rainbows? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll never see a bleaker ending than the time our players accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie villagers on their own village! It was chaos, but hey, at least it was entertaining! Join us for more crazy adventures and unpredictable endings that will leave you questioning your sanity (and maybe your decision-making skills)!

K-Pop Block Party

Aging population, Analysis, BLOCK, Challenges, consequences, Crisis, declining birth rate, demographics, Economy, Future, Government, Impact, intervention, Kpop, Party, point of no return, Population, society, SOLUTIONS, south korea, statistics, trends, Warning

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4377
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Yo, imagine this: a Minecraft server so lit that even South Korea’s population is facing a point of no return just to join! We got creepers doing the Gangnam Style dance, villagers selling kimchi-flavored enchanted weapons, and a secret underground base where Kim Jong-un himself challenges you to a build battle. Join now before the K-pop zombies take over and make you their backup dancer!

Daemonium PvP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, PvP Combat Minecraft Kits Ranks Cosmetics Custom items Action-packed Factions Survival Minigames Creative Economy Roleplay Adventure Skyblock Prison Hardcore Pixelmon Modded

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3252
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4918
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Farms Harvested:	549
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

A PvP-focused server with 1.20 combat mechanics, supporting all Minecraft versions. Get random kits every fight, unlock ranks, and enjoy cosmetics and custom items. Simple, fun, and action-packed!

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Zenless Zone Zero 1.20.5

1.20.5, A Storm of Falling Stars, Advanced Bounty, Agent Combat Intel, Agent Record, Asaba Harumasa, Astra Yao, Bangboo vs Ethereal, Before the Curtain Rises, character demo, Combat Footage Review, combat simulation, Data Bounty, En-Nah Into Your Lap, evelyn, Full 1.4 details, Gachasim., Hoshimi Miyabi, newest trailer, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, special program, Special Visitor, Teaser, Upcoming Events, useful links, Version 1.4, Windchaser Harumasa, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone, ZZZ-drawpile., ZZZFriends

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3017
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Yo, bros, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server that’s like, totally out of this world? It’s like, a mix of Agent Combat Intel and Zenless Zone Zero Version 1.4 “A Storm of Falling Stars” Special Program.

Join this server for the craziest events like Special Visitor, Bangboo vs Ethereal, and Windchaser Harumasa. Plus, there’s a Combat Footage Review and Advanced Bounty – Routine Cleanup. It’s like, a non-stop party of action and adventure.

And get this, there are redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and ASSEMBLEMIYABI. Claim them in-game and unlock some sick rewards.

Check out the resources and useful links like zzzlinks and ZZZ-drawpile. It’s like, a treasure trove of awesomeness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server and unleash your inner warrior. It’s gonna be a wild ride, bros!

Chimney Slide Minecraft SMP

cheerful, chimney, christmas, cold, Die, Festive, fireplace, funny, gift giving, holiday, humor, jolly, joy, Laughter, Merry, Minecraft, santa, Santa Claus, slide, smp, tradition, Winter

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2706
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	37
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Are you ready to slide down our chimney and risk your life for a jolly good time? Join our Minecraft SMP where the cheer levels are off the charts! We’ve got Santa’s workshop, but instead of making toys, we make diamond armor and enchanted weapons. And rumor has it, if you find the secret candy cane forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical gingerbread man. So come on, join us and let’s spread some holiday cheer…or at least try not to die sliding down the chimney!

IgnoredAdviceMC SMP

hindsight, ignored advice, IgnoredAdviceMC, learning from mistakes, life advice, life experiences, life guidance, life insights, life journey, life lessons, life reflections, life revelations, life wisdom, personal development, personal growth, piece of advice, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, true advice, valuable lessons, wisdom

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4935
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	29
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mines Excavated:	1136
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29

OMG, so like, you totally have to join this Minecraft SMP, like for realz. It’s like, the most epic server ever, bro. Like, the admins are all unicorns and they grant wishes and stuff. I heard this one time, someone asked for a diamond sword and they got a real-life diamond sword delivered to their house. It was crazy, man.

And the players on this server are like, super cool and funny. Like, there was this one guy who built a giant toilet out of gold blocks and called it the “Golden Throne.” And then someone else built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and shoots you out into a pool of lava. It’s wild, dude.

Plus, there’s this secret underground base where you can find all the rarest loot and fight off mobs with your bare hands. I heard that if you find the hidden treasure, you get transported to a magical land where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards. It’s like, the ultimate adventure, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna have a totally rad time and experience the craziest Minecraft shenanigans ever, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it, dude. It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make in your whole entire life.

WeirdEatsCraft

adventurous eating, bizarre dining, bizarre dishes, culinary adventures, culinary exploration, eaten, exotic dishes, exotic food, odd delicacies, peculiar meals, rare delicacies, strange flavors, strange foods, uncommon animals, unique dining experiences, unusual cuisine, unusual meats, weird food combinations, WeirdEatsCraft, weirdest animal, wild game

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	274
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ores Mined:	1879
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and have dance parties with zombie villagers. Our server is home to the rarest and weirdest animals you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Ever tried eating a diamond-encrusted chicken? Well, now’s your chance!

We have epic quests where you have to hunt down the legendary Bacon Cow and the mystical Unicorn Sheep. And don’t forget about our exclusive mini-game where you have to survive a horde of angry, pizza-loving creepers.

So come on down to our server and experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite food – like a rainbow-colored, marshmallow-flavored Ender Dragon!

CraftyCreeperClash

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCreeperClash, Crisis, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, energy system, escalation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, kyiv, military aggression, military conflict, missile strike, political turmoil, power grid attack, russia, security threat, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3377
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Runes Activated:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even russia is getting involved! our energy system is under attack by missiles but don’t worry, we have creeper explosions to keep things interesting! build your base, team up with friends, and defend against the craziness that is happening in our world. who needs world politics when you can have minecraft drama instead? join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Ballin’ Planet Population

Average, Ballin, Balls, Count, distribution, Earth, equivalence, Global, human beings, Humanity, INDIVIDUALS, people, planet, Population, Quantity, Ratio, same amount, spherical objects, statistics, world, worldwide

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4001
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE HAVE MORE BALLS THAN PEOPLE ON EARTH HAHAHAHA. WE GOT BALLS FOR DAYS, LITERALLY. COME SEE FOR YOURSELF AND JOIN THE BALLIEST MINECRAFT SERVER OUT THERE. WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU GOT BALLS, RIGHT? HAHAHAHA. LET’S BALL OUT TOGETHER AND HAVE A BALL-TASTIC TIME. BALLS, BALLS, BALLS, THAT’S ALL YOU’LL SEE ON OUR SERVER. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BALLER MINECRAFTER.

Kinetic Space Expansion – No Dark Energy Needed!

Accelerating Rate, Dark, Dark Energy, ENERGY, Expansion, Kinetic, kinetic energy, misidentification, Needed, scientists, Space, Universe’s Expansion, VARIATIONS

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7628
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

So, like, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the universe is expanding at, like, an accelerating rate? Yeah, it’s like scientists say we don’t even need dark energy to explain it, it’s just variations in kinetic energy or something. But, like, who cares about that when you can join this server and build your own universe-expanding creations!

Join now and experience the thrill of building with kinetic energy, creating mind-blowing structures that defy the laws of physics. Who needs dark energy when you have the power of imagination on this server? Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave this wacky world of unlimited possibilities. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s expand the universe together!

Divine FemmeCraft 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, attraction, confusion, Divine, divine purpose, FAITH, FemmeCraft, Gender Identity, God’s Plan, Homosexuality, Identity, LGBTQ, non-binary, personal growth, Questioning, religious beliefs, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, sexual orientation, Sexuality, Spiritual Journey, Transgender

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8597
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of confusion and chaos!

Experience the thrill of questioning your own existence while building pixelated structures!

Who needs a penis when you can have a diamond pickaxe in hand, am I right?

Explore a world where gender norms and logic don’t apply, just like in real life!

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most nonsensical way possible!

Festive Santa’s Minecraft SMP Radio Show

/r/s, 2024.., celebration, christmas, christmas eve, Community, Day, DECEMBER, favourite image, Festive, holiday, image, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, Play, post, R/a/dio Thread #12, Radio, Santas, Show, smp, Thread, tradition

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7158
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Alien Abductions:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a giant chicken that roams the land causing chaos, and a group of mischievous villagers who love to prank unsuspecting players. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Plus, we have the best memes this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

EarlyBirdCraft

early birds, early morning chat, early morning risers, early morning routine, early morning vibes, early risers, EarlyBirdCraft, feeling awake, good morning, morning chatter, morning check-in, morning conversation, morning energy, morning greetings, morning motivation, morning people, morning positivity, morning routine, morning wellness, rise and shine, starting the day

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4618
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	785
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server out there. So why wait? Join now and start your day off with a bang!