XiCraft: Top Economist Vanished! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Defib Pads Everywhere

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u know what else increases ur odds of surviving? JOINING OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! we got defibrillator pads all over the place, ready to zap u back to life if u die in game. it’s like a real life-saving adventure every time u play. plus, our players have reported feeling more alive than ever after getting zapped, so it’s basically a rejuvenation spa treatment too. come join us and experience the electrifying fun for yourself!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Buildings Constructed:	34	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Love Letters Sent:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Minecraft Server: Long Distance Blocks

blocks, coping with loss, depression, Distance, emotional well being, Loneliness, loneliness after breakup, Long, long distance breakup, long distance challenges, long distance communication, long distance girlfriend, long distance love, long distance struggles, long-distance relationship, long-distance support, meeting new people, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, self-care, Server, struggling with loneliness, support system

Are you tired of feeling mentally well only when your long distance girlfriend is around? Do you struggle to function without her by your side? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling lonely again! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who will keep you company and lift your spirits. Who needs a long distance girlfriend when you have a whole community of blocky buddies to hang out with? Join our server today and say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun and friendship!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

The Jews of WWE Minecraft SMP

AJ Styles, big e, Braun Strowman, brock lesnar, Cena, Daniel Bryan, Drew McIntyre, Fiend, finn balor, Jacob Fatu, Jews, jews of WWE, judgement day, Kevin Owens, Minecraft, Oba Femi, Roman Reigns, smp, Solo, Street Profits, timmy tonga, Tonga Loa, Usos, wwe

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got Roman pushing people to the moon, Usos winning tag belts despite being broke, and Solo going from zero to main event in record time. Timmy Tonga and Tonga Loa are dominating with their tag belts, even though they’re total shitters.

Forget about building up credibility, because coconut niggers are taking over the roster spots and ruining everything. No one stands a chance against the bloodline, not even Cena, Fiend, or Prime Finn. Oba Femi is just a jobber waiting to get wrecked by Jacob Fatu on Smackdown.

Join us if you’re ready for chaos, craziness, and coconut niggers taking over the world of Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	27
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ExBlockSesh Minecraft Server

Boston trip, Boundaries, Cheating, dating someone new, ex boyfriend, ex’s nephews, ExBlockSesh, family dynamics, Halloween events, high school sweethearts, Minecraft, moving on, nasty breakup, Nephews, no contact, past relationships, recommended friends, relationship boundaries, respecting partners, Server, setting boundaries, social media, STDs

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your ex’s messy love life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun!

Our server is so drama-free, even your ex’s nephews will be calling you “Aunt” in no time. And who needs a cheating ex when you can build epic structures and battle mobs with your new Minecraft family?

Forget about ex-boyfriend drama, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we promise no one will walk off with your room keys here!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	474	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PreggoPurgeCraft

Allergies, Argument, cravings, disagreement, family, family conflict, family dynamics, groceries, interview, Job, Kids, peanut allergy, PreggoPurgeCraft, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pregnant cravings, pregnant SIL, pregnant wife, Shelter, sibling, throwing away groceries

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise outrageous adventures and drama just like this wild story! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of throwing virtual groceries into bags and driving them to a shelter in a fit of rage.

But that’s not all – we also offer intense cravings for virtual snacks, PB dipped strawberries, and soggy sandwiches included! Play with pregnant women who will stop at nothing to satisfy their cravings, even if it means risking the lives of allergic children.

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the drama and chaos of our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Villages Defended:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Potions Brewed:	137
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CarbCraverCraft

can’t resist, CarbCraverCraft, Cheat Meal, comfort food, diet struggles, dietary restrictions, favorite foods, food addiction, food cravings, food love, food obsession, food passion, food temptation, forbidden food, guilty pleasure, Healthy Eating, indulgence, irresistible cravings, must-eat food, must-have food, must-have snack

Are you a die-hard fan of virtual potatoes? Do you dream of a world where you can feast on pixelated spuds to your heart’s content? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate potato paradise! Join us and indulge in a never-ending buffet of potatoes in all shapes and sizes. From baked to mashed to french fries, we’ve got it all! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret potato dungeon where you can battle giant potato monsters and loot rare potato treasures. So why wait? Join our server now and let the potato party begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NordicFishWars Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Confrontation, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, FIRED, fishing boat, Incident, international waters, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, Naval, NordicFishWars, norwegian, Russian, SECURITY, Server, Tension, territorial dispute, warning shot, warship

so imagine this, you’re just chillin on this minecraft server, minding your own business, when out of nowhere a russian warship comes out of the water and starts firing warning shots at a norwegian fishing boat. like, what even is happening right now? but hey, that’s just a regular day on this server.

join us for the most insane and unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft. we’ve got russian warships, norwegian fishing boats, and who knows what else lurking in the waters. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in blocky pixel form.

come join us and see what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next. who knows, maybe you’ll even become friends with a russian sailor or catch a giant squid with your bare hands. anything is possible on this server, so what are you waiting for? dive in and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	2482	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CementedLoveCraft

Abuse, arrested, BIZARRE, cement, CementedLoveCraft, crime, criminal, domestic violence, headline, Imprisonment, investigation, Justice, man, murder, News, partner, Police, relationship, S Korean, Shocking.., south korea

join our minecraft server and you can avoid ending up like that s korean man who encased his partner in cement! on our server, you can build all the cement structures you want without getting arrested! plus, we have a secret underground city made entirely of diamonds! come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Love Letters Sent:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

2nd Person Craft

2nd, 2nd-person view, 3rd person, 3rd-person view, character control, Craft, game design, gameplay, games, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming terminology, immersive experience, interactive storytelling, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, person, perspective, perspective shift, player view, video games, virtual world

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do backflips. we got a secret underground city where u can find diamonds just by sneezing. also, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt blocks into gold blocks just by winking at them. plus, we have a pet dragon dat will protect u from creepers and zombies. so come join da fun and experience da craziest minecraft server ever!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Stretchy Wearables | Self-Healing Tech

advanced textiles, bio-compatible materials, bioelectronics, biomedical engineering, Biosensors, electronic skin, flexible electronics, healing properties, innovative materials, Korean breakthrough, Medical Devices, self-healing technology, self-repair technology, self-repairing materials, SELFHEALING, smart fabrics, stimulators, stretchable sensors, stretchy, Stretchy wearables, Tech, wearable sensors, wearable technology, Wearables

lol this server is like that korean breakthrough material that can heal itself, except we don’t heal ourselves, we heal your minecraft experience! join us and experience the magic of stretchy wearables in a whole new way. our biosensors will detect any boring moments and our stimulators will pump up the excitement to insane levels. come join us and let the healing begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Apologies Minecraft Server

Anime, Antagonist, apologies, Arrancar, badass, Bleach, blue hair, Character, Cool, espada, fan favorite, fierce, Goat, grimmjow, iconic, Manga, Minecraft, Popular, Powerful, Server, Sorry., STRONG, Villain

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon this server and were greeted by a talking llama who offered them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But that’s not all, oh no. This server is so lit that even the creepers dance to dubstep instead of exploding. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a herd of flying pigs soaring through the sky. So why wait? Join now and become a legend in the land of blocky adventures. This is why it’s the goat. The goat.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Goal Minecraft SMP Scorer

adaptation, football, Goal, goal scoring analysis, goal-scoring, league difficulty, Matches, Minecraft, non-penalty goal, played out of position, player development, player performance, positional play, Scorer, smp, Soccer, sports, sports analysis, sports commentary, struggling to adapt, Tactics, team dynamics, tougher league

Are you tired of being played out of position in other Minecraft servers? Or maybe you’re just struggling to adapt to the tough competition in those boring old SMPs? Well, fear not, because our server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with quirky characters and insane builds that will leave you questioning reality.

So why wait? Join now and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it means playing Minecraft in a league of its own!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5555	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PartyPig Minecraft Server

abandonment, anniversary party, avoidance, Boundaries, Childhood, compassion, emotional distress, Empathy, estranged family, family, family dynamics, in-laws, loyalty, Minecraft, PartyPig, past trauma, refusal, Selfishness, Server, small town, Support, Trauma, Understanding

Are you tired of family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and build your own virtual paradise! No more dealing with in-laws who don’t understand boundaries or guilt-trip you into attending events you’re not comfortable with. On our server, you can create your own story and be whoever you want to be without any judgment or pressure.

Join us now and leave all the toxic relationships behind! Build your dream world, make new friends, and never worry about being called a “bastard” or “vile” ever again. Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Star Shards Collected:	140
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

HangryCraft

birthday celebration, birthday dinner, birthday plans, Communication, compromise, dietary needs, dietary restrictions, food intolerance, HangryCraft, health concerns, meal options, multiple locations, relationship conflict, Respect, restaurant choice, restaurant experience, restaurant menu, side dish, spicy food, ulcerative colitis, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food choices! Unlike some spicy restaurants, we cater to all dietary needs, even if you have a fiery condition like ulcerative colitis.

Join us and feast on a virtual buffet of delicious pixelated treats, from cake to carrots, without any risk to your health. Our server is a spicy-free zone, so you can game without the pain.

Don’t let your girlfriend’s love for spicy food hold you back from enjoying a meal in Minecraft paradise. Come join us and build your way to a happy, healthy belly! Remember, in our world, the only flames you’ll encounter are from a cozy campfire.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158	Secret Passages Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PrayCraft SMP: OMG, Please Let Me Find Diamonds!

affirmation, BELIEF, contemplation, diamonds, FAITH, favorite prayer, Find, Gratitude, Hope, inner peace, inspiration, Mantra, meditation, mindfulness, non religious, OMG, Peace, positivity, PrayCraft, Reflection, Religious, Serenity, short prayer, smp, spirituality

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant zombie chickens, intense parkour challenges that will test your skills to the limit, and hilarious pranks that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move!

So why wait? Join our SMP now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of derpiness that grants you the power to turn into a flying pig!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	578
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Ores Mined:	6411	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Astral Projections Made:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1