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Radioactive Neuroblastoma Protection Server

cell damage, cell protection, cell research, DNA damage, DNA protection, exposure durations, exposure effects, human cells, human health, menadione, menadione exposure, neuroblastoma, neuroblastoma cells, oxidative damage, oxidative DNA damage, Oxidative Stress, Protection, Protective Effects, radioactive, radiofrequency, radiofrequency exposure, research, Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2520
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	535684
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Dimension Hops:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the power of radiofrequency exposure will protect you from all the dangers of the game! forget about creepers blowing up your precious builds, with our special technology, you’ll be safe from all harm.

our players have reported feeling invincible after just a few hours of gameplay, thanks to the magical properties of radiofrequency exposure. no need to worry about pesky menadione causing oxidative DNA damage, we’ve got you covered!

join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and of course, the ultimate protection from all the baddies in the game. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience minecraft like never before. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the madness today!

I dont now Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Exploration, Factions, Friends, Fun, Gaming, I dont now, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3426
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

The owner of the server “I dont now” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

idontnowt.aternos.me:14927

Carnival Adventure 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventure, attraction, BIZARRE, Carnival, circus, clowns, costume, desire, Entertainment, FANTASY, fear, fetish, humor, kink, Laughter, makeup, Performance, role-play, sex, strange, taboo, Unconventional

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3923
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Hey bros, you won’t believe the wild shenanigans happening on this Minecraft server! Imagine this: sex with clowns! Yeah, you heard me right. Clown lovin’ in Minecraft, who would’ve thought? Join for a truly unforgettable experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game. Don’t miss out on the chance to get freaky with those colorful, floppy-shoed jesters. It’s a whole new level of absurdity that you never knew you needed in your life. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let the clown love begin!

Dad’s Rual Cabin Minecraft Server

breathalyzer, Cabin, Camera, car battery, court ordered, Dads, Driving, dwi, family, iritated, Minecraft, Mountain, off the grid, off the grid cabin, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, Rual, rural cabin, Safety, Scared, Server, Sobriety, suspended license, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6653
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about drunk driving dads or breathalyzers in cars! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and no court-ordered breathalyzer drama.

On our server, you can explore off-the-grid cabins without any car battery troubles or random breathalyzer beeps. Build your own mountain hideaway, far away from any irritable dads or uncomfortable driving situations.

Don’t be scared to say no to driving duties on our server – we’re all about having fun and enjoying the game without any real-life stress. So come join us and leave the breathalyzers behind – unless you want to build a hilarious breathalyzer-themed build, then go for it!

MIL-Free Zone Craft

#breastfeeding, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Craft, Cultural differences, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, family relationships, grandparenting, in-law relationships, Manipulation, MILFree, mother-in-law, narcissistic behavior, newborn, parenting, personal boundaries, self-care, support system, toxic relationships, working mom, Zone

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3795
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my MIL’s antics!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from MILs who think they know everything about parenting to partners who believe their manipulative lies. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a narcissistic MIL.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got passive-aggressive notes, eye-rolling, and unsolicited parenting advice galore. And don’t forget the classic move of watching your baby cry with a smirk – it’s all part of the fun on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than dealing with a difficult mother-in-law. Just remember, in this server, drama is always on the menu.

LePenCraft96

aged 96, anti-immigration, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, death, european politics, extremist, far right, France, French politics, Jean-Marie Le Pen, Le Pen family, leader, Legacy, LePenCraft96, National Front, nationalist, nationalist movement, political figure, political ideology, right wing

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7339
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Ores Mined:	9475
Dragon Eggs Found:	1146	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN JEAN-MARIE LE PEN WOULD’VE WANTED TO PLAY IT.

IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.

Home Phone Hideout

cell phone, Communication, communication devices, Deception, digital age, Friends, HIDEOUT, home, home phone, location services, lying.., personal information, personal safety, Phone, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy risks, SECURITY, social norms, societal changes, strangers, technological advancements, Technology

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4606
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Emeralds Found:	8494
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	955
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! we have so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.

our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!

if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!

Green Tea Kingdom

Ad, cerebral white matter lesions, Consumption, Drinking, green tea, Green.., Kingdom, new findings, prevent dementia, tea, three or more glasses per day, vascular dementia

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4172
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Crops Grown:	9943
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Star Shards Collected:	138	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

1.21.4, died, Frostwood, fuwamoco, long tail tags, mornings, Valley

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7521
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

StinkyFeetGFEXIT

adulting, awkward conversations, awkward situations, body odor, Boundaries, communication styles, couple dynamics, couples teasing, healthy relationships, hurt feelings, hygiene habits, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, Self Respect, self-care, smelly feet, stinky feet, StinkyFeetGFEXIT, teasing in relationships

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5880
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	3921	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AnimeHaterMC SMP

Anime, Anime Community, Anime Creators, anime critics, anime culture, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime genre, anime haters, anime industry, anime lovers, anime preferences, anime production, anime recommendations, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeHaterMC, controversial, Existence, opinion, smp

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5759
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

5MilTaxBracketCraft

5MilTaxBracketCraft, economic inequality, economic policy, financial disparity, fiscal policy, fiscal responsibility, government revenue, high earners, income disparity, income inequality, income tax, Millionaires, progressive taxation, tax bracket, tax code, tax policy, tax reform, tax system, top earners, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7767
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Falling into the Void:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

Putin’s Puppet Minecraft Server

allegations, Allies, Apologize.., Apology, Belarus, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Leaders, Lukashenko, military actions, Minecraft, Politics, president, puppet, putin, Putins, Server, strikes, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7116
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

so like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s crazier than zelensky claiming putin’s bff lukashenko called to apologize for launching strikes from belarus. like, can you imagine? lukashenko being all like “its not me, it’s putin” and zelensky just like “whaaaat?”

anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.

CraftyARFIDLand

adolescents, Adults, anorexia, ARFID, children, common, CraftyARFIDLand, Diagnosis, Disorder, eating disorder, emotional, food aversion, mental health, picky eating, Psychological, Recovery, restrictive eating, Support, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1606
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN HEROBRIEN WOULD BE JEALOUS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, CUZ OUR SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A CREEPER!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.

OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!

Wrist Flex Fails | Brain Safety First

Accuracy, Body, body’s movement, Brain, brain’s accuracy, brain’s estimation, brain’s prioritization, Fails, flex, flexibility, internal representation, Limits, Mobility, mobility limits, movement range, Precision, Safety, true flexibility, true range, Underestimate, wrist

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1197
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

haha join dis epic minecraft server where u can build and mine with ur wonky wrist flexiblity! our server is so crazy, ur brain will be like “woah, i didn’t know i could move like dat!” come join us and see how ur brain underestimates ur wrist’s true flexiblity.

we got crazy builds and insane challenges that will make u question reality. our brain prioritize safety over precision, but who needs safety when u can have fun in minecraft! come join us and let’s see how far we can push our wonky wrists together!

Players:	92/800	Votes:	4654
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	600
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5